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First!
I’m sorry, I had to. It’s my first time being first ever.
I found myself getting annoyed for a second, and then I asked myself, “Self, why are you annoyed that this person post ‘First!’?”
Then I realized I really don’t care if people people post “First.” It doesn’t really affect me at all.
New resolution: I will no longer be annoyed by trolls or firsters. Life is too short.
Hmm, I’d never thought of it that way. I mean, TheNickLovin (and everyone else who posts “First”) was just first and happy about it. Nothing really annoying. You’re right. (:
I HAVE REACHED NIRVANA!! I AM COMPLETE! MY MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN OPEN WIDE! : D
Why say that?
I think the second and third bar should be switched.
you, sir, are A Liar.
ironic.
I think there should be some mention of alcohol. It has a bad effect when it coincides with her dating someone else….
Yeah, the poster should put another bar that’s off the chart titled “After about 5-7 beers”.
odd, is this really how guys think?
No, guys don’t have some sort of hive mind. Yay for generalizations!
all generalizations are false
There’s no smoke without a fire
there’s no love without desire
day cannot exist without a night
war cannot be won without a fight
I am fascinated by the Y axis. Is the ‘hottest’ girl in the world 100% hot? Perhaps there is a non-existent 100% hot theoretical woman yardstick? All other women are then judged against that one person (or standard? Or maybe it’s just late on a Friday afternoon and the Y-axis is just crap? Is this the most question marks ever in one post?
100% is the upper-limit of how hot the ‘protagonist’ in this graph finds the girl in question. Not strange at all.
Huh?
Last question: No.
This is.
??????
I was wondering about this too. How can someone be 30% hot? Is it like, the teeth and nose are good, nice arms, but the rest of the body and the face ehhh not so much?
Someone is 30% hot when their hotness level is 30% of the maximum.
Tru dat. ; )
It’s all wrong. It’s First Meet (95%). Start Dating (80%). Two Weeks Later (75%). When She Dumps You (20%). When She Dates Someone Else (25%). When She Dates Your Other Ex-Girlfriend (95%).
Duh.
If I had a nickel for every time that happened.
ROFL
Damn. Burn.
LAST!
@ eponychium- Not anymore
Where’s “After 22 years of marriage” ?
And where’s “When you meet her sister”