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I know I’m going to be hated for saying this but I can’t resist. FIRST!
No one here is going waste precious seconds of their life hating you. Thinking you’re dumb, yes. Hating you, no.
Like I said, can’t resist.
I can resist over here because it’s easy to be first. Not sure I would be able to resist on Failblog…
I really wish you would reconsider…
Vlad III, Prince of Wallachia, more commonly known as Vlad the Impaler (Vlad Ţepeş in Romanian), or simply Dracula (November/December 1431 – December 1476), was a Wallachian (present-day southern Romania) voivode. His first reign as crown prince took place at age 17, during the same year of his release from Turkish captivity, in 1448. His main reign took place in 1456 and ended in 1462. His final reign was accomplished with the aid of the Hungarian throne in 1476 and he ruled until his assassination months later within the same year. Vlad the Impaler is known for the exceedingly cruel punishments he imposed as ruler of Wallachia, however the people of Romania refer to Vlad as a savior to their nation and continue to justify his method of torture as not uncommon for that period in history.[1] Impalement was Ţepeş’s preferred method of torture and execution[2], however the exact number of enemies executed cannot be relied on for they are documented by Vlad’s rivals, therefore are most likely exaggerated to an extent.
In the English-speaking world, Vlad III is perhaps most commonly known for inspiring the name of the vampire in Bram Stoker’s 1897 novel Dracula.[3]
As prince, Vlad maintained an independent policy in relation to the Ottoman Empire[4] and was a defender of Wallachia against Ottoman expansionism.
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That’s how things work, right? Someone says “FIRST!” and people either talk trash on them or think of a random fact to post? That’s how I’ve seen it done sometimes, and I quite like the idea.
I probably should’ve gotten rid of those numbers. Yeah, I copied and pasted from Wikipedia, because I couldn’t think of anything.
Elfking, has all this effort worked to rid us of the scourge that is the “first” dummies??? I applaud your effort, my liege.
Here Here!
dude, kittens totally rock. i don’t know where you’ve been, but that’s pretty common knowledge.
Kittens utterly rock. You can’t pretend they don’t just to make a good-shaped graph.
win
But if he made the graph say kittens rock too, the fingers would form the Shocker instead of the Metal Horns.
Oh yeah, the graph is sorta redundant.
Oh yeah, the graph is sorta redundant.
I agree, redundancy is the graph, kind of.
the graph kind of repeats itself.
there’s this thing on this page that repeats itself called the graph.
Yesss–Repeats itself does the graph
(beware the dark side, luke!)
Redundancy is greater than or equal to this graph
“the bird is greater than or equal to the word”
The Graph is like an ashtray with a No- Smoking sign on it.
Reapeating that is graph is redundant is redundant.
This graph is not redundant. What this graph happens to be however, is a palindrome. The same forwards and backwards.
Kittehs. Dude, srsly?
Kittens totally do rock. The kittens bar should be as high as the others. The graph would still totally rock, then, if it were fingers, just in a totally different way.
Rock, or Shock?
WIN
Yeah… what group do poll that says kittens don’t “rock”?
And just wondering, if the graph would be better doe swith fingers, why didn’t you do it with fingers? My 6 year old can do photoshop dude… let’s at least show some effort here folks!
Yeah, that would be great! If this were PhotoshopJam. But it’s not, ass. It’s GraphJam. So he made a freaking graph. Duh.
Kittens don’t “rock” but they really do “roll” fairly well (when you kick them).
D:
all hail the kitty kicker. *bow* *bow*
NOT COOL
but funny. (kinda)
no
Yes
I don’t understood why some people insist on structuring their emoticons with the right side being the top of the “face” and the left side being the bottom. It’s just… wrong.
I believe with this specific one the only way to get the desired effect would be to do it in that order. Unless you know of a way to type a backwards capital D.
Win.
FAIL
Double fail.
Does not rock.
Just like the Dave Matthews Band.
Haha, you must’ve watched Futurama (which would belong on the far right or far left of this graph) alot.
Mah kitteh could totally kick your ass!!! Mah kitteh is sooo coool, she could kick Van Damme’s ass!…Master Chuck Norris was her teacher!
All this stuff with “kittehs” has got to go. It was funny for about 10 minutes, but that’s it. I’d rather have my nuts hooked up to a car battery than see more ignorant lolcats.
And you rock like a dog! Mah kitteh could so kick you and your smelly dog in a nanosecond! :-p
i like “kitteh” only when followed by chow mein
you’re a jerk
I’m willing to help you there (I’ve always wondered if nuts hooked up to a car battery will explode)
Though I suppose first you’d NEED nuts.
Macadamia nuts
Mai kitteh will personally hook yur nuts up 4 yu. Thatz how hard he rockz.
Yur ignorance…. let yu show it to us.
please, please, don’t do it.
it’s nice to have at least one other semi-sane person out there.
Swap “this graph” and “kittens”.
Kittens don’t rock?! You have got to be kidding. Surely you should have done something that really does not rock. Like…I can’t think of one right off the top of my head…someone give me something that doesn’t rock!
Merengue and cumbia don’t rock.
a small rock perhaps? those dont rock that much!
Bread! Apples! Very small rocks! D’oh!
A pyramid.. a pyramid does not rock.
In response to all suggestions: Apparently we have different opinions on what doesn’t rock.
Perhaps death? Death doesn’t rock. It stinks.
The smell of death is foul, indeed.
This graph is a Win for randomness and originality.
Except my pinky finger isn’t that long.
Kind of makes me wonder why rap/hip hop artist are in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame.
I don’t understand
I lol’d
*tsk tsk tsk*
*headdesk*
I can’t believe I didn’t see it coming…I looked at it twice before I got it. I’m off to dye my hair blond now….
Kittens rock.
Lolcats pwn-age.
This graph is wrong T____T
\m/><\m/
What?
i think it’s supposed to look like the rock hands. the slashes are the pinkies and pointers, the “” are thumbs.
u seriously didnt see that???????
I totally thought this was an original and humorous graph!
thats coz it is!!!!!!
KITTENS ROX!
um, kittens rock more than everything else on that graph
Hip-hoppers do rock. They rock a rhyme.
what a lame fail graph… o_O /doze
whut!
hay!
dats discriminashun!
u meenie!
iz rip ur face off!
You forgot…
I WANNA ROCK!
Almost win… but kittens are most definitely rockin’.
Please politely remove your ichcb from my graphjam.
Kittens don’t rock?! You are so wrong.
ROCK OUT!!!!