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…or making a program to steal from the company but taking too much accidentally and getting caught then burning down the office because they took your stapler.
‘Office Space’ was that awesome a movie.
Take-a-penny-Leave-a-penny went national XD
If they had made an Office Space reference it woulda made it a pop culture reference. And funny. And we can’t have that on graphjam
Best Buy employee? ‘fess up Scarlet.
Or else Scarlet works with me. Sounds exactly like my company.
Oh my god!!! That happened to me while working for Futureshop. Seriously, We need a support group.
That’s backwards at walmart. People get busted, arrested, and fired for stealing all the time.
i really don’t get this. can someone spell out what it means?
Sometimes doing the right thing or playing by the rules, no matter how hard a worker you are, will get you fired. Money talks. As long as you are making the company more money then you are costing them they will look the other way and possible promote you. So in the business world backstabbers are always rewarded (at least in the short run). Just remember karma is a bitch.
Twittering!
Unless you’re Ron Livingston.
truth wins out here.
…or misspelling ‘likelihood.’
i caught that, too :O
“Misspelling random words on official company documents – PROMOTION!”
Amen.
L0rd David, I am mortified and humbled sir.
Best buy? No, hotel chain, but you get policy bureaucrat sharks everywhere. And their cake, it is always a lie. bastards
Redundant policy???
You forgot: Reading Graphjam at work. At least, that’s the threat at my company nowadays…
Maybe your sarcasm isn’t as witty as you think you it is.
bitch, in seattle sarcasm is as passable a currency as wheat and tofu, you either get good at it or you starve to death in short order
the cafe with the cutest indie baristas with the most withering sarcasm is inevitably the choice place to get caffeinated
Redundant policy? Oh – I gotta tell you a story about TPS reports…
Good graph.. This is so true.
If you put this graph up in your office/cubicle/desk, then you’re really in trouble.
The office of the redundancy department has called you on the phone for you.
You forgot pr0n.
They don’t call it “Not Safe For Work” for nothing…….