Purposes of people in mascot suits
Purposes of people in mascot suits
Graph by TheCapm, via our GraphJam builder.
Obviously this woman has a deep-seeded hatred of mascots… Perhaps one made her cry as a child?:
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Funny. But wouldn’t furries be on that list?
ha! i was about to mention this
Then it’d be ‘Making small children cry,’ ‘Bowling,’ and ‘Trying to convince people that even though you and most of the other fursuiters you know would never dream of having sex in suit, the fact that there’s so many out there who DO is making you look like a liar and a tool.’
I thought about that one but they make everyone cry, not just small kids
You forgot drunken hilarity. [link]
I’ll never get tired of Clutch the bear knocking that guy down with a cake. Best mascot ever.
Runs off to Google it…….
I can’t believe this! I made this one AND the previous one! I am so excited! I’ve been making charts on here for quite a while now, and here i get two in a row posted on the home page.
Grats, man! I had that happen earlier this week on PK. Feels awesome, huh? hehe
Yeah, it’s like I’ve made it to the big time. Now it’s only a matter of time before SNL calls me up to see if I want to host. haHa.
yay! congratulations
Ive had mascot-o-phobia since I was a kid.
You forgot yiffing.
(Do not google that if you want to keep your sanity.)
Fucking furries.
GTFO ICHC.
technically this is graph jam
You forgot ‘Yiffing in bedrooms’
Yes, smal children always cry over mascots. They are just a bunch of pussies.
I dont know about small children though, its different with them.
i don’t get it.
Eyesight fail.
I came here to say that too lol
No no, the biggest slice would be “having sex with other people in mascot suits”.
This graph fails. That’s not the purpose, just the effect.
I think that’s kinda the point. obviously people aren’t suiting up and putting on over-sized heads thinking “I’m going to go traumatize some little shits!” but to call that they’re purpose is where the humor comes from. If you’re looking for a graph that contains no exaggeration or sarcasm, you should look in a text book or an almanac, not on a site made for displaying graphs based on lies.
Exaggeration is funny, but just being stupid isn’t. If it said “Unintended Effects” it would be much funnier.
Giving the team “head”
Family fun, and I’m talking about men in costumes, is what Blubb-O’s is all about.
Chuck E. Cheese is frightening, truly.
i am afraid of the red robin mascott