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  1. parksj1 says:

    Nice, a new subject.

    • RS says:

      Indeed. Sweet Venn.

    • acce245 says:

      I believe that the pink circle should actually be in the upper right hand area, just grazing the brown circle….

      • l says:

        no, this way it implies that his boss wants him to do everything he can do with the tools he has and some impossible stuff, therefore his boss has unreasonable expectations
        ur suggestion would have his boss wanting him to do stuff he can’t do instead of stuff he can do making his boss simply confused.
        Ur way completely changes the meaning of the diagram and is less funny

        • Mike says:

          I think acce’s point is that the boss’s expectations aren’t impossible the employee is simply unable to fulfill them, implying that he is incompetent. Personally, I think acce is a dick.

  2. CoreyCaffeine says:

    MUDKIPZ!

  3. sammy says:

    but what does this have to do with swine flu?

  4. Me says:

    Boss’ wishes circle should have been shifted a lot to the up or down, because there are lot’s of things I can do with current tools that my boss doesn’t need and a lot of things he wants which are not impossible, given other/better tools…

  5. HellHathNoFury says:

    So, I take it you’re a welder at Puget Sound Naval Shipyard as well?

    • sunkist says:

      LOL! Bremerton. if i were to make a pie graph of how i spent my time living there i think the biggest slice would be “wondering if i can hang myself from that.”

  6. fubuki says:

    Nobody cares about your job.

  7. rach says:

    I hear ya…..

  8. Stephen says:

    At least your boss is thinking “outside the circle.”

  9. ERNesbitt says:

    You obviously don’t work in IT…

  10. Ivan Toblog says:

    Substitute ‘Customer’ for ‘Boss’ and look at it again.

    • MiccieD says:

      Hahaha, i think that if you were to do this, the circle would have to be moved about 10 inches to the left.

  11. Workin like a dog... says:

    Oh man… Tell me about it.

  12. slupine says:

    “things I can actually do with the tools we currently have” needs to have WAY less space inside the “what the boss wants circle. Bosses rarely want things that are actually feasible. lol

  13. average jane says:

    Oh my god! We share the same boss!

  14. rather not say says:

    Brown circle entirely inside the red?

    I COULD email everyone in the company a photocopy of my butt (with the tools we actually have) but last time I tried that, it turned out that the boss didn’t really want that done.

  15. kukuuu says:

    This graph needs to be redone.

  16. richard says:

    Really, the “laws” of physics govern the laws of chemistry. Hooray for people being redundant because they decided to major in business instead of a real degree!

  17. amused says:

    Sounds like an engineer. :D

  18. amused says:

    Sounds like the life of an engineer.:D

  19. Sean says:

    your venn is very zen

  20. Montgomery "Scotty" Scott says:

    Ach, me Cap’n is the same way! Always tryin’ ta get me to circumvent the laws o’ physics. The dilithium crystals – they cannae take it, I tell ya!

  21. ummm says:

    Silly Rabbit. There are no laws in chemistry.

  22. N00BS says:

    W00T my LOLZ haz a cheezburger has bean 2 PHOTOSHOPED! N00BS ROLF THIS IS THE END OF INRNETZ111 I AM SOMEHOW PESONALY INVOLVED IN THIS STORY/THREAD/PicTuRE111

  23. pl says:

    i totally agree withthe substitute customer for boss part. costomers are so freakin anoying and i think they think we are able to do anything that they ask us even if its something that has nothing to do witht he job we do.like, i work in a deli, and they start asking me about how much everything in thier basket is. like, hello? i only work the deli, not the whole store. and no i dont know what every single special int eh store is. if you want to know that, go ask the god damned manager.and also, dont ask me where i can find stuff at other stores.


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