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ShamWow Absorbency



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ShamWow Absorbency

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  1. Matrix626 says:

    The Shamwow actually does work.. fyi.

  2. Tinky says:

    You forgot BLOOD. Didn’t you see the news article where the creepy ShamWow dude got arrested for beating the cr@p out of a hooker?

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

  3. correction says:

    second

  4. cc says:

    According to Consumer Reports, it actually absorbs milk better than water, though they might well agree about the money.

  5. Jefoid says:

    But it is helpless to absorb the all-encompassing creepiness of it’s pitchman.

  6. Blurgle says:

    Who cares if “it works”? Bunch of deluded gullible fools – it doesn’t work that much better than the sponges the dollar store sells at 10 for a buck. Anything can absorb, why spend $$$$$$$ on something that does the job barely better than a dollar store purchase?

    • feckineejit says:

      Would vince lie to you? probably.

      But have you actually tried the product or are you making angry, unsubtantiated claims? My guess is the latter.

      • scary joe says:

        No, Blurgle’s right. They don’t work. I foolishly bought one, and then tried to clean up a spill and it actually didn’t absorb anything. I was pretty angry with Vince.

  7. My FIFTH Front page, yea I thought about blood as one of the choices, But money I thought was funny enough.

    Click on my name, see some of my other funnies!

    Jonathan

  8. MEATBEAST says:

    I feel like this should probably be a bar graph

  9. vikingwarbrides says:

    They sell the shamwow towels (orange ones) here in Miami for a buck at Walmart. They are a cuban thing. They use those, and a wooden stick with a crossbar, as their mop. I’m thinking of buying up a whole bunch, and undercutting him by ten dollars.

  10. zaraithe says:

    Hey, he’s moving up in the world:

    • vikingwarbrides says:

      Gawd, you can get those for $4.99 at Publix (or your local major grocery store.) My mom had one of those when I was a little kid. How much is he selling this for, 100?

  11. Lauren says:

    Damn. I was hoping to the first one to comment that it mostly absorbs hooker blood.

  12. dardub says:

    Funny idea FTW. Proper use of pie graph FAIL!

  13. happymonkey says:

    Shamwow holds 10 times its weight in money

  14. wha? says:

    so technically – with regards to the hooker… it could be called SHAMPOW!

    couldn’t let that pun just slip by

  15. alienclone says:

    i wonder if Vince (the ShamWow guy) tried to use a ShamWow to clean up the blood after beatin up that hooker.

  16. ShamWow says:

    The infomercial is very convincing. It made me go out and get one. I like it though it works well and absorbs EVERYTHING.

  17. Unbound_Flea says:

    Its not ShamWow, its ShamWOHO!

  18. Shanny says:

    lol touche. this was a funny one

  19. CopyrightB says:

    You forgot “Your Dog” in that list!
    Tsk tsk.


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