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The Shamwow actually does work.. fyi.
Not really, it’s better than Zorbeez (misspell I think) at least.
the absorber also works well and its like 15 bucks
You forgot BLOOD. Didn’t you see the news article where the creepy ShamWow dude got arrested for beating the cr@p out of a hooker?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
that is freaking hilarious…i knew there was something creepy about him…
He was defending himself. That hooker attacked him first.
I guess she didn’t love his nuts!
FTW! (Didn’t they both end up dropping the charges against each other?)
There’s something even creepier about him.
He was a scientologist director. He made a really bad movie with Pam Anderson (I think). He got thrown out because the movie failed so much, so he sued them….
I still say you gotta admire someone who gets out and has the nuts, ahem, to sue them.
The movie is called “Underground Comedy Movie” and he got kicked out because the movie went against everything the Scientologists believe in, not because the movie was bad.
You are absolutely spot on (no pun intended). “Blood” would have been a great punch line. The pie chart area would be red, too.
not just blood….hooker blood
Yes!
Could it absorbs the AIDS, though?
Its more nasty, and cost about $20 an hour. ShamWow could clean it though.
I totally thought the same thing when I saw this graph!!! LMAO
Thats what I was going to post. He tuned her up pretty good.
second
According to Consumer Reports, it actually absorbs milk better than water, though they might well agree about the money.
Actually… It does work: http://tr.im/shamwowtest
But it is helpless to absorb the all-encompassing creepiness of it’s pitchman.
Who cares if “it works”? Bunch of deluded gullible fools – it doesn’t work that much better than the sponges the dollar store sells at 10 for a buck. Anything can absorb, why spend $$$$$$$ on something that does the job barely better than a dollar store purchase?
Would vince lie to you? probably.
But have you actually tried the product or are you making angry, unsubtantiated claims? My guess is the latter.
No, Blurgle’s right. They don’t work. I foolishly bought one, and then tried to clean up a spill and it actually didn’t absorb anything. I was pretty angry with Vince.
My FIFTH Front page, yea I thought about blood as one of the choices, But money I thought was funny enough.
Click on my name, see some of my other funnies!
Jonathan
I clicked your link. Where is the funny?
I feel like this should probably be a bar graph
Nope. The more money a shammy absorbs, the less water it can absorb. Proven fact.
They sell the shamwow towels (orange ones) here in Miami for a buck at Walmart. They are a cuban thing. They use those, and a wooden stick with a crossbar, as their mop. I’m thinking of buying up a whole bunch, and undercutting him by ten dollars.
That would probably make a great Ebay business
Hey, he’s moving up in the world:
Gawd, you can get those for $4.99 at Publix (or your local major grocery store.) My mom had one of those when I was a little kid. How much is he selling this for, 100?
Damn. I was hoping to the first one to comment that it mostly absorbs hooker blood.
Funny idea FTW. Proper use of pie graph FAIL!
Shamwow holds 10 times its weight in money
so technically – with regards to the hooker… it could be called SHAMPOW!
couldn’t let that pun just slip by
i wonder if Vince (the ShamWow guy) tried to use a ShamWow to clean up the blood after beatin up that hooker.
The infomercial is very convincing. It made me go out and get one. I like it though it works well and absorbs EVERYTHING.
Its not ShamWow, its ShamWOHO!
TEEHEE
lol touche. this was a funny one
You forgot “Your Dog” in that list!
Tsk tsk.