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so true
Ott much?
i’m going to keep doing it just to piss you off
Yeah, I’d really have to agree…It doesn’t seem too scary in the moment, but get in bed, alone, at night….This is why I don’t watch many scary movies.
i believe you have the wrong number.
if you are looking for the ’scariness of horror movie’ graph, it lives next door. you can reach it at 1-800-YOU-FAIL.
1-800-YOU-FAIL… that made me laugh.
my drivers ed class consisted of an ex-marine shouting, “You will all die because you don’t care!!!!”
Haha I just finished my drivers ed class yesterday and I have 2 agree
Ironically enough, we just learned about how if we didn’t buckle up our POTTED PLANTS, they would fall over.
Heh. My teacher used to have us drive him around to get his errands done. The dry cleaners, post office, once to WalMart to pick up his soap, shaving cream, etc. But I think it gave us a lot of experience actually.
He made you pick up the soap? o.O
Oh god, this is horrible, I *cannot* stop laughing.
That’s a pretty clever and efficient teacher. Plus, the students learn how to get to all the important places. The only downside is if you pay by the hour and you waste some of that hour waiting for him instead of driving.
I remember Driver’s Ed in high school. We got to watch movies with titles like “Red Asphalt”. Great stuff. The movies were made quite a number of years before, and the teacher lost control of the male population of the class when the narrator of the film explained how the cops were “douching” the blood from the street and into the gutter towards the storm drain.
oh no. lol.
you know they never do the chalk outline it would contaminate the evidence
Hey, that’s selling it a little short. Don’t forget, “Trying not to laugh at drunk driving videos.”
The first video I watched for my driver’s ed course was the music video for “Here’s Your Sign.”
Your graph is wrong! It should be one color that says “talking about everything on the planet EXCEPT driving because my teacher is a hick from Newtown”!
Ouch. My brother got a teacher like that, actually.
Doesn’t this also apply for road safety ads, or is that just in New Zealand?
True story.
My driver’s ed teacher has six DUI’s! hahahahahahaha. Woo.
My driver’s ed class was FUN. The teacher was hilarious. And he didn’t show any gorey videos, just those old disney cartoons featuring Goofy demonstrating examples of bad driving.
I had a really good drivers ed teacher. We might have watched one video the whole year. Mostly I remember him emphasizing the use of turn signals and stop sign rights-of-way. I wish everybody had learned from him.
However, I had something similar to this graph in my “health” class about drugs, smoking, alcohol, and sex. We didn’t have to watch “Reefer Madness”, but plenty of other movies that were just as corny.
is he german?did he grow up in germany?did he visit germany and learn how to drive?does he want you to use turn signals when switching lanes?yes?good.does he want you to nearly (or compleatly)stop when you turn?yes?he stinks
This graph is both true and proper. Seriously, if it were up to me I wouldn’t let a 16 year old near anything more dangerous than a Nerf football. Just the idea that the 1 1/2 ton hunk of metal in the other lane speeding at me is being guided by some hormone-addled kid is absolutely horrifying.
/Pulls pant up to armpits
Personally, I’m much more afraid of soccer moms in their SUVs and people with their pants pulled up to their armpits who have slow reflexes now.
Get off my lawn!
Who are those three?
The first one is Samuel L. Jackson. If you haven’t seen Lakeview terrace you wont get the reference.
One of the most true statements ever made on this site.
totally don’t agree. i’m gonna be the wet shamwow and say i learned a lot in drivers ed. :\
Ugh, I’m getting ready to take driver’s ed