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FIRSTZIES!
FISTIES.
Friskies.
Idiots
Kill yourself.
no
I think we need to make rules for how to name graphs.
and synching the wireless connection to the laptop. The room sure is resonant. Why isn’t the Skype camera on?
I think that we need a general rule for proper spelling. What is this? Icanhascheezburger?!?
I second this notion.
Hehe, nice dig on icanhascheezburger
I third this notion
Chances of spelling definitely correctly: Slim to none.
May I add that there is the slightly irritating, inconsistent capitalization that I see on many graphs. Pick one Rule and stick with it.
Yes, capitalizing one series of words while not another makes the stick up my obsessive compulsive butt snap.
I definitely agree.
I think I’m much more likely to get an IMPORTANT phone call on the right side of the graph, rather than a stupid marketing call I can easily ignore
I agree – I would find it more true if instead of marketing phone call, it was “call from my boss’ boss” – especially if my cell is sitting charging in another room.
Was this graph created in 1983 or has the creator never heard of voicemail?
Who uses voicemail?
I’d like to know why the author has so much trouble simply ignoring the phone while he’s taking a dump.
I was thinking the same thing… unless it is all this person has to live for in their life. So sad!
People who talk on the phone while they’re on the head should be shot.
“First push” made me lol. Such a vivid way to put it. Other than that, I agree with the consensus.
I DEFINITELY don’t care about answering the phone when I’m on the toilet…
Just ignore it. If it’s important they’ll call back.
Chances of spelling “definitely” right on a graph: 0.
Too bad the clip is way funnier than the graph.
The more important question is what are you doing answering the phone when you’re on the can?
Stop answering your phone while taking a dump. Problem solved.
Oh – by the way, if you have to push you should eat more fiber.
Uh… O_O
So it should just *fall* out?
No – slide
Heh. Maybe it’d just roll out, like earwax. Save time that way so you could get back to the phones.
Who gets up to answer the phone when dropping a load [sic]? Really?
The phone can wait, you are handling important business.
I try to minimize handling it, and I wash thoroughly afterward.
get owned!