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Politicians’ answers to questions

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  1. ass says:

    FIRST !

  2. Duuuuddee says:

    Sorry Everyone, VENN diagram. It’s late, I’ve been drinking… I’m sorry…

  3. yasoup says:

    Make the purple slice bigger.

    Asker: What do you have to say about the recent tax scandal?

    Politician: I’m sincerely sorry, of course. I’m working to fix it, of course. But taxes won’t be fixed until we can ALL agree on a solution, and that’s what my team is working on right now…

  4. Bob says:

    75% of the time they say “No comment”.

  5. Bix Nood says:

    Needs more “answering question with question”

  6. Gnome says:

    I think this can also apply to high school students

    • joeschmoe says:

      High school students have more “I dunno” which, ultimately, means
      “I don’t feel like taking the time to explain whatever you asked me” or “I just want to curl up in a hole and sleep and ignore the three ton load of homework I have.”

  7. burningled says:

    It needs a slice for “Describes the question in great extent w/o answering it.”

    Yes, that is a good question, what are we going to do about America’s failing education. Children are our future, and we need to come up with a decent way of educating them to the best of our ability, while retaining our free — blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

  8. jl5691426 says:

    “Plausible” would fit better than “feasible.”

  9. Cowlifornia says:

    try getting an answer for *why did you break your ‘no tax’ pledge and vote for more taxes, including a bump to over 10% in sales tax?*

    grr

  10. C. Kevin says:

    George Carlin said it best…

  11. alexp says:

    this graph is otherwise known as how (insert any president from last 35 years, especially this years) answers questions.

  12. invertedcontinuum says:

    If applied solely to the administration of George W. Bush, the graph would be all orange.

    Bushisms. ‘Nuff said.

    • Jefoid says:

      Every single thing Bush said for eight years was incoherent? Wow. No wonder BO is so loved by the left. He is the master of the straw man argument.

      • forge says:

        Strawman, whatever; one must agree he’s the quintessential smooth talker though. I think this republic needs a smooth talker to get us out of the crap we’re in. We can find someone trustworthy later.

  13. Brady says:

    Go ask the mayor what comes out of a male bovine’s anus, then categorize his answer.

  14. Meh says:

    Maverick!

  15. coljac says:

    Wow – what a hilarious and original observation!

  16. Some guy in the USA says:

    Yes!! Much win!


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