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Time Spent Immediately After Returning from IKEA



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Time Spent Immediatly After Returning from IKEA

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  1. Jenkins says:

    Oh hell yes! Sooo true!

    Hahaha, and I thought I was the only one immature enough to keep making “that’s what she said” jokes – HA!

  2. bubba says:

    I never did understand the whole IKEA thing….

  3. cj says:

    I love IKEA! IKEA WIN!

  4. Muffinhead says:

    “Making that’s what she said jokes” should be at least 80% of the time.
    Come on.
    Lets be serious here people.

  5. Syllable Nazi says:

    What is “furtniture”?

    • papajon says:

      “furtniture” is what I had when I was a bachelor. I had one of those 70’s plaid couches and a bed and that was my only actual furniture. Everything else was ‘furtniture’: the collection of tray tables as a kitchen table, plastic kitchen “chairs”, the wood planks on old books cofee table/computer desk, shadeless lamp lighting, art easel/”lounge chair”, and window treatments, wait, no, I didn’t have any of those…

  6. ictalurus says:

    The “cursing” part should be at least 65%, and they forgot to include “modifying the pieces because they don’t fit together properly”, “returning the whole damn thing because parts are missing”, and finally “smashing it out of frustration”.

  7. Ibbits says:

    What about “wishin’ you got extra meatballs to go”?

  8. Nerd Judge says:

    Making that’s what she said jokes while putting IKEA furniture together. I get it ’cause I’ve done it. Awesome. Few things lend itself so well to so many.

  9. FB says:

    I actually would like to add the “Time spend going back to IKEA, because you realized too late they only put 2 out of 4 table legs in a table-leg-carton.”

  10. Miff says:

    There’s no IKEA where I live. :-(

    The closest thing we have is Target.

  11. Dan says:

    Is the “that’s what she said” referencing to instructions like “insert peg G into slot F?” or do you just use that in 40% of your daily language?

    • anna says:

      Oh, you underestimate the amount of times you say “screw,” “push harder,” and “why is this taking so long.” :D

  12. Spazmo says:

    This chart is true, and is one of the reasons I fear the day I move into my apartment – first apartment, all new furniture, all from IKEA. Boxes are still unopened, waiting for the day.

    God help us all.

  13. Tock says:

    That’s what she said jokes?
    I don’t get it.

    • me says:

      “It doesn’t fit – It wont go in ”
      “that’s what she said”

      ‘Do you wont this long one?”
      “that’s what she said”

      you get it?

  14. Casey says:

    You can only get an outcome if you ever get out of that place!!!

  15. Aliquid says:

    I have never had a problem with anything from IKEA…. so I wonder, is the IKEA in my part of the world better than elsewhere?

  16. wreckelite says:

    Going to IKEA her is Germany is fun because all the instructions are written in German. It’s a damn good thing I can look at a picture and know exactly what is going on.

  17. TheRealWazzar says:

    Kinda funny… As someone who helps load flat packs into cars, I’m surprised there isn’t a 5th category:
    “Trying to unload the bloody thing.”

  18. Ikea Pro says:

    I have put so many Ikea things together, I have it down. But that’s because I don’t let my husband do it anymore. In which case, threatening to file for divorce should be one of the pieces of the pie.

  19. derdave says:

    The only problem i had with IKEA stuff was getting it into the car. But putting it together never was a big deal. Even my friends 50 year old mother knows how to do it..

  20. 40Ringz says:

    ur doin it rong.

  21. Zarggg says:

    Long ago in days of yore, it all begin with a god named Thor.

  22. anna says:

    it’s so true!!! i got a big rolling chair and i definitely spent 25% of the time putting it together saying “that’s what she said.” honestly.

  23. dude says:

    I can’t relate at all. I’ve never had any problems… RTFM, people. :P

  24. Jimbo is bored says:

    Hmm, should have had “eating brains” too. You know how zombies love IKEA. (if you know where I got that, I will bow to your awesomness)

  25. Eddyy says:

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! actually cudnt stop laughin at the ‘thats what she said’ one LOL!!!!!!! Arh great! love it! my fave graph!


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