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It’s A Horse!



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It’s A Horse!

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  1. Delta Sierra says:

    Genius! Trifecta WIN!

  2. cj says:

    This was a great win!

  3. wheelomatic says:

    Awesomely full of WIN!

  4. ChickenDerby says:

    Why would I ride a dead horse through the desert?

  5. Bob says:

    horrible graph

  6. Lily says:

    Clever, but what exactly happens at the end, there?

  7. ... says:

    Old people music. You lose.

  8. Cody says:

    The Famous Mister Ed? (Talk/Don’t Talk)

  9. Bedz says:

    wow. this was really fu**ing stupid

  10. Sari Everna says:

    I wasn’t aware that the horse with no name was dead… and I’ve been listening to the video for any mention of the death of the aforementioned horse, but I can’t catch it.

    On the other hand, it does sound like the singer is saying “I been through the desert on a hearse with no name”, so maybe that’s where the connection is.

    • Bo says:

      Yeah, I was wondering why the horse was dead…

    • OhhJim says:

      The horse was never alive. “Horse” is/was slang for heroin, which is technically not alive, ergo dead. It’s not the best, but it seems the author needed another branch in the “dead horse” category.

      It’s a drug song, you see.

    • joeschmoe says:

      They wanted to have an idiom in there–don’t beat a dead horse…
      And that was in addition to the “don’t look a gift horse in the mouth”

  11. Spaz says:

    Kinda pointless.
    -

  12. muchlesscomplicated says:

    I love that I loved this graph until you people picked it apart and now I hate it. Swayed by public opinion FTW!

  13. Paul says:

    Missing:

    In the stable?
    YES -> Close the door
    BOLTED -> No point

  14. NoOneInteresting says:

    Should have a “Lead horse to water” leading to a “Make it drink” option with only a “no” leading away from it.

  15. Athena says:

    Love it! So much ^.^ Very nicely done!

  16. RoyBatty says:

    I know you were just horsing around, but it was still great.

  17. ChrisFS says:

    Name decision tree should be under live horse branch, Between Wild and Race

  18. Meh says:

    I like it. It really needs a Mr. Ed reference though. Is it a horse? Of course, of course, and continue from there.

  19. sam says:

    funny! but i wish it had arrows rather than just lines, it would make some of the weirder ones easier to grasp!

  20. amber says:

    i think this is my favorite ever

  21. Naoyusimi says:

    Your Wit-o-Meter needs some tuning up. Take it in to the shop, and tell ‘em Nao sent you. Nao.

  22. Meg-Meg says:

    I don’t get it… :(

  23. Personage says:

    Suddenly I am reminded why I rarely comment.

  24. OhhJim says:

    Now that’s a horse of a different color that I have to see a man about.

  25. grossenburger says:

    A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a horse of course. That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed!

  26. Winni-Pig says:

    Very clever!

  27. giraffe giraffe says:

    hahalarious.

  28. Seano says:

    They left out taking to water but not making it drink

  29. Billy Bob says:

    This is hilarious, great metaphors linked with classic rock’n'roll!

  30. Gladiator763 says:

    “Has Name” should be on the living side, not the dead one. Can’t ride through the desert on a horse with no life.

    (BTW: America and The Sundays WIN)

  31. BeepBeep says:

    I thought these graphs were supposed to be funny…

  32. Randy says:

    I dont get it…

  33. cat. says:

    not funny. at all.

  34. Alex says:

    Overlooked: what if the horse isn’t really a horse; it’s a broom.

  35. Avnas says:

    What about ‘take it to water’?


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