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Genius! Trifecta WIN!
Actually this one is stolen. I remember seeing it a few months ago.
And you actually thought there are Geniuses on graphjam? LoL.
See, i just assume anything that has ever been on the internet is stolen in some sense.
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The original creator is genius. It is not as if we cared who created this anyways. I don’t remember looking up who created any of the other graphs I’ve seen here.
my producer tera kates tells me, this isn’t a horse, its a butterfly.
But look at those big teeth!
Why the long face?
Possibly a moth?
This was a great win!
Awesomely full of WIN!
Why would I ride a dead horse through the desert?
I concur. Ergo, fail.
That’s what I was wondering: How is riding optional when the horse is dead?
Something is seriously wrong here…
Exactly. Nice attempt, but it doesn’t really make sense the way it’s executed.
very true, you dont relly know the name of a dead horse, and just because you dont want to eat it doesnt make it possible to ride it through the desert. Plus an optional riding locale does not lead to “woah” in my life…
right-o. dead horses don’t go very far, desert or no desert.
You’re absolutely right. I don’t think you should ride a dead horse anywhere, whether it has a name or not. Dead horse fail.
Me agrees. Also, I don’t think its that he rode through the desert because the horse didn’t have a name. If so that’s a more f’ed up song than I thought and I hope I never meet a horse without a name, in case that happens.
horrible graph
Clever, but what exactly happens at the end, there?
The horse stops, because the chart says “whoa.” Duh!
NOT clever.
Of course!
Old people music. You lose.
sneer = fail
Appreciation for classics FAIL.
Old people music?
Only to the very young
Glenn Miller…that’s old
Then don’t get me started about Mozart….
The Famous Mister Ed? (Talk/Don’t Talk)
wow. this was really fu**ing stupid
This comment – we all agree: it WAS really phucking stupid
I wasn’t aware that the horse with no name was dead… and I’ve been listening to the video for any mention of the death of the aforementioned horse, but I can’t catch it.
On the other hand, it does sound like the singer is saying “I been through the desert on a hearse with no name”, so maybe that’s where the connection is.
Yeah, I was wondering why the horse was dead…
The horse was never alive. “Horse” is/was slang for heroin, which is technically not alive, ergo dead. It’s not the best, but it seems the author needed another branch in the “dead horse” category.
It’s a drug song, you see.
They wanted to have an idiom in there–don’t beat a dead horse…
And that was in addition to the “don’t look a gift horse in the mouth”
Kinda pointless.
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Fabulous!
I love that I loved this graph until you people picked it apart and now I hate it. Swayed by public opinion FTW!
Then don’t read the comments dummy!
Missing:
In the stable?
YES -> Close the door
BOLTED -> No point
Well played.
Should have a “Lead horse to water” leading to a “Make it drink” option with only a “no” leading away from it.
Now, that’s good!
Nicely done.
Love it! So much ^.^ Very nicely done!
I know you were just horsing around, but it was still great.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAnot
Name decision tree should be under live horse branch, Between Wild and Race
Otherwise it is awesomely funny!
I like it. It really needs a Mr. Ed reference though. Is it a horse? Of course, of course, and continue from there.
funny! but i wish it had arrows rather than just lines, it would make some of the weirder ones easier to grasp!
i think this is my favorite ever
Your Wit-o-Meter needs some tuning up. Take it in to the shop, and tell ‘em Nao sent you. Nao.
OOhhhhh–I just got your name–nowyouseeme
lol
I don’t get it…
Suddenly I am reminded why I rarely comment.
Now that’s a horse of a different color that I have to see a man about.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a horse of course. That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed!
Very clever!
hahalarious.
They left out taking to water but not making it drink
This is hilarious, great metaphors linked with classic rock’n'roll!
“Has Name” should be on the living side, not the dead one. Can’t ride through the desert on a horse with no life.
(BTW: America and The Sundays WIN)
I thought these graphs were supposed to be funny…
I dont get it…
not funny. at all.
Overlooked: what if the horse isn’t really a horse; it’s a broom.
What about ‘take it to water’?