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The Diet of a Seagull



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The Diet of a Seagull

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  1. GullFreek says:

    Hail from ‘cross the bay from Galveston, Texas! Let us not forget white bread, donuts, and onion rings! The Laughing Gulls of the Texas Gulf Coast never had it so greasy. :)

    • moi says:

      yet i’ve never seen a plump seagull….i’ve seen pigeons too fat to fly, but that’s never the case with a gull. weird…

      • SweetlyCynical says:

        Seagulls are mean, nasty little buggers… They eat other birds’ babies!

        Or at least…. That’s what some biology video I saw said.

        • Thomas says:

          omg gulls r Teh BEASTZ

        • yasoup says:

          Several species of bids practice eating the young of other birds. The skua, for example, enjoys young emperor penguin chicks. The key is to twist the neck quickly–SNAP.

          I wonder if watching nature documentaries from age five damaged me at all…

          • moi says:

            nah, i still giggle when zebras try to cross a river and i see the crocodile obviously right next to them……same reaction when i see a a bunch of girls crossing the street towards the resident creepy man…

  2. D2 says:

    Mmm…fries.

  3. Geez says:

    I love me some crusteations.

  4. Dictatosaurus says:

    Totally true…except for the spelling of CRUSTACEANS!

  5. fruittastesgood says:

    Dont forget pretzels!

  6. feckineejit says:

    would it have been so hard to LOOK UP THE SPELLING OF CRUSTACEANS?

  7. Jefoid says:

    And yet they process it all to a consistent white glop. And then drop it on tourists. Beautiful the way nature works isn’t it?

  8. Kinoko says:

    Graph maker forgot:
    Grubs and insects collected by rabbits (when the bird has one disabled wing due to a recent attack by a farm cat.)

    I come from PEEG VATER! Kehaar, Kehaar!!!!
    You, plenty good fella.

  9. TIPS says:

    You forgot cheetos, alka seltzer, and used condoms.

    • phat_stack says:

      I was going to say Alka Seltzer as well. Although it would be a very small percentage since it would only be eaten the one time.

  10. Hombretubes says:

    I think you mean *chips.

  11. jordan says:

    DINNER MINTS!! Read Christopher Durang’s “Titanic”…

  12. Nino says:

    Fish and chips, anyone?

  13. Wat? says:

    you forgot trash, mall parking lot gulls love them some trash

  14. Mizz Kitteh says:

    Don’t forget nachos. …unless that’s just the local ‘gulls

    • WeaselStompingDay says:

      It may be a local thing.

      I know the ones along Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco eat plenty of clam chowder bread bowls.

  15. Stephen says:

    How about “Residents of Bodega Bay”

    • PeachyKat says:

      Win! “The Birds” had soime of the best camera work ever. Oh, Tippi, who can forget watching the birds slowly gathering behind you on the jungle gym…

  16. Cath says:

    That has to be the worst spelling of crustaceans I’ve ever seen. Gets points for creativity!

  17. holidaylover says:

    You forgot half-eaten sandwiches, ice-creams and whatever else they find in the bins.

  18. Brady says:

    Biscuits and fried chicken!

    The only time I’ve fed a seagull is when there was a flock of them on a KFC parking lot.

  19. Disser says:

    I think my mom’s hair should be a category.

  20. Girrrrrrr2 says:

    Yet they for got alkaseltezer…

  21. mrdahut says:

    IF you live more then 7 miles form the water you do not have Seagulls you have Dumpgulls. Sadly I live bout 6 miles inland and have both.

  22. satanicwaffles25 says:

    you spelled crustaceans wrong

  23. rich says:

    very disturbing sight today in long island. I winessed a seagull attack a pidgeon and kill it and start eating it! Blood covered its beek and i was astonished. This shocked me and grossed me out whats up with that choice of meal for aseagull. I thought they got along. Was this geofry dahmer seagull. Hannibul seagull? no joke please reply.

  24. the random jack says:

    CRUSTATEAN GOD DAMMIT!


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