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Length Of Hair Of Male Singer vs. music genre



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Length Of Hair Of Male Singer vs. music genre

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  1. Jefoid says:

    Yay! Stereotypes!

  2. Leary says:

    Metal ftw.

  3. RJ says:

    I love the Random Capitalization there is in THIS graph. Makes it fun To read. Even the title Has inconsistent Capitals.

  4. Dr. Con says:

    I’ve got shoulder length hair and I’m a rapper… in your face.

  5. Erm says:

    They forgot “classic rock” which is somewhere between Rap and Pop; The length is what keeps it from being below Rap…

  6. Hell Hath No Fury says:

    So, whree is Weird Al on this chart? Doesn’t he do everything, and he has ‘omgwtfkfcbbq what happened to that poor llama oh no that’s his hair’ hair?

  7. j says:

    Dude, 1987 called, they Want Their Humor back. I can Name 3 Metal Bands with short hair without getting out of the M’s.

    Stupid grapH. leaRn correCt capitAlization…

  8. j says:

    By the way, no one calls in Rap any more, it’s Hip-Hop, douchebag

    • enlightened says:

      Rap and Hip-Hop are 2 different genres you ignorant sack of crap. thats like saying it’s not called rock anymore it’s metal.
      And I believe this graph is referring to post metal rather than what is generally considered metal.

  9. j says:

    And please, Motley Crue??? Could you have chosen a less relevant band?

    Douchebag

  10. Kraas says:

    Rob Halford. Metal God. Bald.

  11. Nick says:

    This is so obvious it’s not worth making a graph about.

  12. Rhiann says:

    Long hair is hot.
    And metal is awesome.

    What a great combination.

  13. idonot12b says:

    very unfunny

  14. mauhiz says:

    you spelled it wrong, it’s W:O:A hair

  15. Lisa P. says:

    Martin Mendez of Opeth just cut his hair to (I guess) “normal”? But he’s still as metal as ever. Your graph is proven false!

  16. david j says:

    Should have had country music. Those guys have the longest hair now.

  17. Patton says:

    Well Kerry King has no hair at all, and he’s metal as hell !

  18. Derek says:

    Not all metalists even have hair, David Draiman from Disturbed is bald, so…

  19. Disturbed says:

    David Draiman (spelled wrong), is the lead singer of disturbed and he is bald so Ha!

  20. moooooooooo says:

    \,,/,

  21. MedicDope says:

    This would have been better as a line graph.

  22. mfb412 says:

    well, disturbed’s singer is bald, phil anselmo from pantera is bald, rob halford, judas priest, metal legend, bald… stereotyping is wrong when so many great names onbt have big hair

  23. Totema1 says:

    So where would Robert Plant fall into?

  24. Leary says:

    LAMB OF GOD!!!!1!!11!1!! ’s singer’s hair isn’t particularly long and they’re probably my favourite metal band at the moment…

  25. Gutz says:

    LOL. I completely agree with this graph. I love being a metalhead!
    METAL FTW!!!!

  26. Kinzar says:

    Pretty true. My friends who are ‘metal’ have the most beautiful, soft, lovely manes of hair.

    But they never tell me their hair secretttss!

  27. nessie says:

    yeah, Daltrey has lots of hair… the who’s main singer

  28. JudasPriest says:

    You obviously haven’t heard of Rob Halford, have you?


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