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first!
congratulations on lowering your IQ!
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anger management classes: take them
You know what? Maybe they should set it up so the first 5 comments posted should all say the same time no matter when they were posted, and possibly rearrange them whenever the page is refreshed… Ya that’d show them.
Let’s see…I got more than five times first on here…didn’t give a damn…I also got many times first on every other related site plus Failblog, where it’s a hundred times harder to get first place…and didn’t care either. And in no one of them did I post something stupid like ‘First’.
So I’m asking you to shove this comment up your arse, take your pitiful, uninteresting life with you and go to troll elsewhere.
Getting fired up by a “first” post Fail.
yet you are calling first now?
mature. so mature. oh wait, I meant to sat manure. like the stuff between your ears, fillling up the brain space so your skull doesn’t collapse. of course, your ego could have done that job…
Heheheheh… I’m with you in this one. *pokes yellow circle* Yup. I’m there alright. Just add videogames and computer…
napping ftw!
napping<3
except my personal graph of this should also intersect with getting laid.
but this versions probably best for simplicity's sake
yep, me too… have become a prepetual cat napper since i started college, and when i’m not sleeping i’m in class, stuffing my face, or being a geek…. hey wait, there’s no ’stuffing my face’ circle on this one!
Yeah… I think there should definitely be something about going to waffle house/ IHOP/Wawa in the middle of the night. (That might be an East-coast thing, though.) However, the simplicity of the graph as it is great.
Nah, so-late-it’s-early Pancakes are a cross National thing. In Canada we go to Denny’s! Although I have to say that this graph needs a ” Cramming for final in 20 minutes.”
…..like I should be doing…. cramming Fail
‘Should’ is the most annoying word in the English language. Society, take note!
Society should take note, shouldn’t they?
I do believe that they should be taking note.
I sometimes believe that there is a probability that society may take note every once in a while.
You know, should is a very annoying word. Also, I think jameshogg is a pretentious dweeb.
Squiggles? Is that you!?
Then change it! I vote for Moooo!
I second this, as I have already shown.
oops, ment to make this a reply… just ignore it then.
So while I’m at college, I should be according to my parents and according to culture, but at no point should I be doing what I am doing? I’m confused.
You seem easily confused… My advice is not to worry your pretty little head about it and go back to you TV.
Thanks for the help Olavur! Also, many thanks for your compliments regarding my head. I’m still not certain what I should accord to, and I don’t have a TV, but at least I know there’s someone out there in the internets who cares.
Context: you know what it is. Don’t pick nits.
It’s cut down in the interest of space…
College life, according to my parents, should be a time when I become independent, study, make mistakes and learn from them, and discover new things.
College life, according to my culture, should be a time when I drink and smoke, get laid, stick it to the man, and discover new things.
So, by these rules, napping (which is what I’m actually doing) is not something I should be doing.
Have you been stalking me? Because this is EXACTLY what I do. I have a 2 hour break in between classes so I crash on the couches in the student union EVERY DAY.
Sadly this true. Along with procrastinating on the internet.
Very True. This is one of the many few graphs i can really relate to. Except for napping, that is replaced with drawing, or watching some random TV show.
Or maybe even “jerking off” since the creator of the graph isn’t getting laid.
Lol
hehehehe
win!
I’m a girl…
You have time to nap? Seriously? You’re definitely doing something wrong then.
Not having time to nap doesn’t prevent me from napping. I have my Master’s thesis proposal due in 2 weeks. Doesn’t stop me from getting a 2 hour nap in every day, and clicking the Stumble button way too many times.
So true….
This chart is so me!
My college life.
My young adult life (add watching MTV)
and my middle age life (replace watching MTV
with watching NCIS and LOST and
add reading the internet)
(which I’m doing right now!)
“Sticking it to the man”? Is this the 60s?
You should never ever stop sticking it to the man.
The man always needs to be stuck to.
If you don’t keep sticking it to the man, you let the terrorists win.
This is the first graph to actually make me LOL in months. Well done.
Or you can just accept that college probably wont guarantee anything for your future.
Join the workforce! Enter reality sooner!
I feel badly for you that you aren’t discovering new things, or at the very least getting laid.
“Feel badly”?! Watch Kiss Kiss Bang Bang plz.
I’ve seen it. Not sure what reference I’m supposed to get. Please advise.
“Harry: Umm, clearly I’m interrupting. I feel badly. Let me… What are you drinking?
Harmony: Bad.
Harry: Bad? Sorry… feel…?
Harmony: You feel bad.
Harry: Bad?
Harmony: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.”
Sorry if this post shows up twice; it got eaten the first time and I don’t know if it’ll get spewed out somewhere else.
WIN!
Gah! I’ve tried to reply a few times but the intardweb keeps eating my posts. If this post shows up, I’ll be so confused.
WTF
Harry: Umm, clearly I’m interrupting. I feel badly. Let me… What are you drinking?
Harmony: Bad.
Harry: Bad? Sorry… feel…?
Harmony: You feel bad.
Harry: Bad?
Harmony: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.
sticking it to the man is of vital importance no mater how old you are. I’m in sixth grade, and I stick it to the man. (somehow i feel as if I’m the only mature person on here. but that’s just me!
) double chin!
double chin would have worked better if your original emoticon didn’t turn into a yellow smiley face.
O.o lol.
So what should you be doing that ISN’T according to culture or your parents?
Completing the diagram FAIL.
You tell us. Who else shoulds college students?
Accepting the diagram FAIL.
That’s besides the point, and unnecessary…
HI ROOMMATE. n_n
LULZ that was my college life too 8D
LAST!
No wai!
I think that this is the most entertaining thread I have ever read. Now, this college student is going to go take a nap instead of studying for finals.
W00t IM LAST NOW SUCKZOR!
Not anymore
Are you realy that oblivious to the difference between what is widely thought of and what real life we’re not all assholes or all geeks get some decency and a life you F***ing B****