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Likelihood of UPS guy showing up



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Likelihood of UPS guy showing up

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  1. haha says:

    better as a pie chart, IMHO. but very very true nonetheless.

    • Poop says:

      Cuz we all need another One Big Slice-One Small Slice Pie Chart right now

    • Teh_Juggernaut says:

      You are made of fail. How would a pie chart make this better? A pie chart is best used when representing parts of a whole. The UPS guy rings your doorbell once and then leaves, not several times throughout the day. Why is it that nobody on Graph Jam knows how to properly use a pie chart? Is it because the pie chart is the default on the graph builder and people are lazy?

      • Flail says:

        Actually, seeing as how the y-axis on this is percents, it pretty much is formatted to easily be put into a pie chart. While he may only show up once at a time, the UPS guy/girl shows up to many houses a day, and over a year may even show up to your house multiple times. So, the “whole” here would all the times he comes to your house, or a house in general. So, maybe stop getting all uppity when you’re wrong.

      • person500 says:

        i think i saw your sense of humour around here somewhere, if you happen to be looking for it.

      • joeschmoe says:

        You know, now you art one of those people arguing… and I am one too!
        : )

      • narrr says:

        Hello captain observant! I’m wondering how much time you spent looking for “teh” in Teh_Juggernaut’s post :P

  2. Vernie says:

    Amen.

  3. Faetal says:

    same goes for cable guy, phone guy, and any other “I’ll be there between 9am-4pm” type a-hole.
    /shakes fist

  4. PJ says:

    Ha, this is me tomorrow when the cable guy is supposed to come ‘between 8 and 12.’

    But UPS guys never wait for a signature, even if they’re dropping something expensive off, letting it sit IN THE RAIN on your porch for hours until someone arrives home. Not that that’s ever happened to me. (GRRRRR.)

  5. Ohai says:

    In Canada, what happens is they leave if you’re not there for the signature in <10 seconds. Even if you have a sticker that says you don’t need to sign for it.

  6. Czernobog says:

    Sounds like the plot for a porno.

  7. hwilson says:

    Hey, this one actually adds up to 100%. I approve!

  8. Aegis Runestone says:

    So true.

  9. ... says:

    How do people take 5 minute showers? There’s no way you can get clean in that amount of time. I hear “5 minute shower” all the time and I’ve never understood how it’s possible.

    • Kurt says:

      Step 1: Gather clothing for departure of shower. Step 2: Enter bathroom. Step 3: Ready a towel upon departure of shower and gather bathing tools. Step 4: Turn shower on to desired temperature and enter the shower. Step 5: Stand underneath the head of the shower. Step 6: Place a dime-sized amount of shampoo on palm (10 secs). Run through hair (45 secs). Step 7: Run the soap (or soaped washcloth) over your body (1 min.). Step 8: Rinse your hair under the water while still washing self with soap (2 min). Step 9: Let water take off soap scum (30 secs.) Step 10: Leave shower and towel dry (30 secs).
      Getting dressed requires a little more time, not to mention the time used to prepare, and including conditioner or other bathing products adds time but you get the feel of things. I gave you ten seconds to put shampoo on your hand so that you can find the shampoo underneath all the dead bodies in the tub/stall.

    • Faetal says:

      the trick is not to focus so much on the crotchal area when soaping…

  10. Drive Me Mad says:

    Ha! That has happened to me so many times.

  11. prozinski says:

    what about the % the ups guy just drops it by the garage and doesnt ring the bell

  12. Dan says:

    Working for UPS…

    Likelyhood of, during a 120 stop day, your receiver, to whom you’ve driven 8 miles off your route to get to, is actually anywhere in the vacinity: .01%

  13. Pam says:

    I’ve been home, sitting on my couch next to my door for the past four days they’ve “attempted to deliver.” Today, I was making dinner, looking out the window, saw the UPS truck pull up, turn off, turn on, pull away.

    I’m going to choke a bitch.

  14. blurb says:

    But then you just invite him in… if he’s good looking that is

  15. That One Dude...with the Hair says:

    GIGGADY GIGGDY GOO! …… Alright!

  16. falafelicious says:

    while my sample population for testing this was small (one person), the results were overwhelmingly consistent with the data shown here.

    thankfully the next day he did the responsible thing and just dumped my $500 package on the porch.

  17. dave says:

    okay, now THIS is a good graph! finally… it’s been pretty lame for a while here…

  18. Doug Glendower says:

    Where’s “never”?

  19. kazykitty says:

    So true!!

    Happened to me -.-

  20. jessica says:

    same goes for the plumber, your contractor and of course, the ever so unreliable cable guy

  21. FroZ says:

    It’s photoshopped. You can tell by the pixels

  22. Kiku says:

    Seriously guys? It’s a freaking internet image. Chill out.

  23. fang says:

    It doesn’t matter when the UPS guy shows up really, unless your neighborhood is known for theft. Because UPS doesn’t require signatures upon delivery. Fed-Ex and Priority mail do. So the UPS guy would ring the bell once, knock, then drop off the package and leave. If you’re in the shower during that time then just go open the door and get the package; it will still be there when you get out, unless like I mentioned earlier, your neighborhood is unsafe.

  24. Jess says:

    This happens to me constantly at work. The phone doesn’t ring for three hours, and when I run to the bathroom, I come back and have two messages.


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