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  1. Ynaffit says:

    >.< So true, even if you have something like Dish Network. I have Dish Network and I watch maybe three of the channels in their basic package.

    Actually, when I was on cable, I watched more of the channels. . .

  2. shin0bi272 says:

    Yeah thats about it… but I do watch 2 or 3 channels that are on the basic package too.

  3. Pierre says:

    Another venn diagram fail.

    • StCyr says:

      Assumption fail. Do you see a heading that says “Cable TV Venn Diagram?” Not every graph with circles is meant to be a venn diagram.

      • RS says:

        If it’s not a venn diagram, what is it?

        • StCyr says:

          I’d say it’s most characteristic of a Euler diagram.

        • StCyr says:

          Or maybe it’s meant to be a visualization of different channels available, not a diagram of any particular type. Why assume that someone has to use a pre-defined set of diagram rules and formatting to get their point across?

    • Baliame says:

      “Venn diagrams or set diagrams are diagrams that show all hypothetically possible logical relations between a finite collection of sets.”

      No fail here, move along.

      • RS says:

        It’s a fail because the graph creator is obviously trying to imply something with the circles’ size, while that is not the way a Venn diagram works.

        • shin0bi272 says:

          if the circle sizes dont matter why are you so angry about them?

          • Ev says:

            Some people are just angry. Maybe he needs a hug. Pierre, do you need a hug?

          • RS says:

            Because the graph creator clearly thinks they matter.

            • Chris says:

              And how would you know what the graph creator is thinking? Maybe he just made the circle sizes different to piss off someone who’d look to far into the issue of circle sizes and their relation to the subject matter.

              I liked the graph. My only suggestion would be to move the “Channels I Watch” section into the “Channels in basic package” section. It still works as is, but I think that might have made it funnier on some other levels.

        • Jefoid says:

          I am as anal retentive as anyone, but I have grown tired of this argument. I propose the invention of the Venn Diagram+. This shall be defined as “Exactly the same thing as a Venn Diagram except that the relative size of the circles implies the relative size of the group.” There. Problem solved. Now will people please stop posting this pointless comment?

          BTW, I expect to be sourced properly as the inventor of the Venn Diagram+ in all scholarly papers.

          • ChzCakeKitteh says:

            Clappity Clappity. I’m now going to count all venn diagrams as Venn Diagram+’s (Copyright Jefoid 2009) and stop commenting about circle sizes.

  4. nekorobo1138 says:

    seriously… they need to make cable รก la karte.

    • Eric says:

      They won’t do that. If they did, they would go bankrupt because no one would want the crap channels. When’s the last time you heard some one say, “I’m sorry, I can’t chat right now, I am watching Miami Vice rerun’s on Sleuth”. They make their money on the packages full of crap that no one wants.

      • keshet says:

        So cable is socialism? We’re subsidizing crap channels! Let’s turn cable TV into capitalism. You should be able to subscribe to just the channels that you want.

        • Rob says:

          Not really. It’s an oligarchy. An oligarchy has the potential to offer all of the disadvantages of socialism without any of the advantages of it.

    • Douche Bagalow says:

      Seriously… they need to make spelling a mandatory class at your high school!

      It’s a la carte.

      Fail.

  5. Ben says:

    g4 ftw

  6. Tallfellow says:

    So many people talk about services being a la carte. What customers don’t realize is how much more it would end up costing if you pay per channel instead of per package. There is a great deal of additional overhead involved whenever you have expanded cable services. For example, the once piece of equipment that controls what your boxes are permitted to see (package wise) has an upfront cost of 4 million dollars. If customers had a la carte channels then that would require a greater volume of equipment (due to the physical limitations of each control unit.) This in turn requires a greater server, network, and employee base. This growth in equipment and bodies has a cost associated with it which is then passed down to the customer. No matter what service you get, Dish, Cable, DirecTV, et cetera, the same basic rule applies: a la carte is not cost effective for the customer.

    • Ev says:

      Good point. But that doesn’t make the diagram any less truthful, nor paying $100 a month for the three channels you actually watch any less annoying.

    • bibliotechnique says:

      So, it’s more cost effective to pay for 50+ channels that I never watch? That’s not an exaggeration. I have basic, and a few “deluxe” channels (no premiums like HBO, etc.), for a total of close to 80 channels. I watch maybe a dozen or so on a regular basis. As far as I’m concerned, I’m paying for services I don’t use. Ala Carte would be my choice.

    • Amelia says:

      well good it would make more jobs then :D

    • nekorobo1138 says:

      Then the issue, as far as overhead costs are concerned, is with the limitations of the equipment controlling what package you are permitted to see. If the service providers actually cared about creating the option of making cable channels a la carte, the current equipment that prevents them from doing this, based on cost effectiveness, would be changed accordingly.

  7. California Dave says:

    I also have basic cable, and I watch stuff on maybe 25% of the channels. My cable company calls me, asking if I want to upgrade to digital HD cable. There’s a grand total of TWO channels I would watch regularly – BBC America (for Doctor Who) and Game Show Network. I don’t have much interest in anything else. So why should I pay an extra $40/mo (plus the converter box rental) for two channels?

  8. Wade From TN says:

    Venn diagram fail or not, that’s so true! I don’t even watch TV. We just get digital broadcast and even then I only watch 2 shows on it. We never had cable or any of those kinds of TV channel packages. It’s such a waste anyways since I’d only watch some shows like Stargate or Atlantis. Even then the series have ended. Maybe the discovery channel, but really it’s such a waste.

    On to more computer games and hardware!

  9. Tightwad says:

    I gave up on cable and dish and read more or else just watch movies for free online at hulu.com.

  10. shade says:

    yup, i don’t watch much tv anymore save for abc(lost) nbc(the office) and fox(house) which reminds me, house starts in 40 minutes!!

  11. Czernobog says:

    There should be another set containing the whole thing labeled “things I can get illegally off the web.”

  12. MLD says:

    this.

    I don’t even have cable anymore.

  13. Kurt says:

    But if you didn’t pay for the whole package, you wouldn’t get the Korean infomercial channel! And then what would you be stuck with?

  14. Cowpie says:

    screw it all! i get netflix! :P

  15. catgirl says:

    I love my cable company. I get a lot of great channels for a decent price. However, my mom has satellite (I think Dish Network), and it’s terrible. Getting the basic package gives you tons of channels of sports, soap operas, and home shopping, but nothing that’s actually good. And you can’t just get a better tier of channels unless you buy all the silly sports, soap opera, and shopping channels too. Also, the service goes out any time there’s a gentle breeze, and the customer service is bad.

  16. Pamela says:

    So true, which is why I turned off my cable and watch DVDs. (Where I live, no cable = no TV stations at all.) Personally, I think the problem with the system is a needlessly inefficient system. Why are they waisting time and money with outdated television distribution services? We have this wonderful new-fangled thing called the “internet” (or “inter-tubes” depending on who you talk to), through which people can download streaming video. If the television distribution equiptment is too expensive, how about allowing people to simply watch whatever they want whenever they want through the ‘net? (I know why they don’t do it, and it has nothing to do with file sharing since everyone does that anyway, the simple fact is that if they allow you to choose what you want to watch then they would actually have to produce something worth watching.)

    To be honest, I think cable is a total ripoff. For the cost of a whole season boxset of your favorite TV show (or two), you get 1 month of commercial-infested sub-par programming, most of which you wouldn’t watch if it was the last show on Earth. The commercials insult our intelligence and are either trying to get us to buy useless junk we don’t need, food (which we Americans seem to have enough of to start with), or large purchases, like cars, that commercials have no influence whatsoever on our decision to buy or not. In short, they are a waste of time and money. DVD boxsets have a few commercials at the beginning, but other that that, you can enjoy commercial-free programming. At the end of a month, the $50 for your cable just has to be paid again, while the $50 for your boxset (or two) has gotten you something you can watch whenever you want forever.

    In short, DVD boxsets make far more sence than cable imo, unless you are just totally addicted to TV and watch it nigh on constantly (because that’s about the only way to get your money worth from the cable company).

    ~Quag

  17. papajon says:

    Well, maybe a graph fail, but I’ll say its a graph intent win; though its not funny when I think of what I am payign for with my cable service. I pay for a whole lot of junk I don’t watch just to get to the sports and movies I do.

    Screw cable, I want the Star Trek holo-deck! If I had that when I was a bachelor I’d have never seen the light of day again. :)

  18. Kevin T. says:

    It’s true. I watch the Military Channel, History Channel, NBC (for Jay Leno), and sometimes the Science Channel. Of the 90 other channels, over 50 percent of them I’ve never watched a single show on them.


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