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you’re such a loser
Two obvious comments in a row. And now I’ve made it a trifecta!
Screw you!
LOL
You all fail… exept you free fallllllllllin, and kurt, you only half fail.
SECOND!
fail
no fail. he was second. you fail for not being able to follow the progression of the comments properly.
I win.
yes, you win
Yes! This Graph is great. But seriously…get a cat. Your life will be so much greater. Unless, that is, you have severe cat allergies. Then it could make it worst.
boo-hoo!
I have severe cat allergies!
The correct word to use is “worse” because you are comparing two objects; the life of the supposed person on the other end of the ‘Intertubes’, and the hypothetical transformed life after he or she gets a cat. There is no way that it could be used in the superlative degree since you are offering only two versions of life.
I couldn’t agree with you any mo.. OOH! shiny! ^^
*Giggles and hops away*
NO CAT!
What the *!&# is wrong with you!
Get one immediately!! I’m sure there is a pet store near you!!
… I mean who does not have a cat?! A dog, I could understand, but a cat?!? We have two of them!!!
geeze!!
Not from a pet store, from a SHELTER!
Agreed. Shelter animals are so sweet. Over my life I have had 5 cats from a shelter, and 2 from a breeder, and there is no difference in temperament whatsoever. Plus, you can often negotiate with the shelter to have the animals fixed and given shots for free or much less before you take them home.
Yep, all the shelters around here take care of the neutering/spaying fee and the first vet visit and/or set of shots.
or rescue them from a pound. The pound will kill them, shelter pets live longer unless they’re sick.
Find out which pound or shelter is the most legitimate and could use the most help and adopt from there.
I volunteer at a small no-kill shelter in my town with about 25 dogs 
We have very plain yards and our fundraisers are not fancy but we have adopted out dozens…
We have three.
Your move, Internet.
Man, I love cats, and the graphs here are sooooo real, almost everything you say here, happens in RL with me, cats rule!
Did you just used the acronyn ‘RL’ to refer to ‘real life’? Wow.
BTW, I’m ROFLMAOWTIME.
And did you just type used instead of use? Wow.
You’re an idiot, sorry–there’s no known cure for that.
Except for that one way.
Not exactly an idiot. Just a Spanish guy, wich means a product of an unefficient scholar system that produces deficient English writers.
There’s cure for that, and I’m on the process: use my (idiotized) English to answer useless comments in blogs. So thank you very much: you are helping me.
no, seriously, you need to get a cat, i have, like 6!
GET ONE!!!!
Neighbor: “No officer, we haven’t seen her in quite a while.”
Police: “Hmm, that’s odd because the cats seem very well fed.”
Hey, me too! And I’m not sure what I’m going to do with myself once I start college and have to move away from home. I have NEVER lived without at least two cats around.
*slow claps*
beautiful
Love it love it love it!
Very nicely done!!
One of the best.
Get a cat. It’s better than your girlfriend, and loads more trusty.
and the cat’s entertained by a laser pointer.
but, if you have a retarded girlfriend, she can be entertained by a laser pointer too.
ZING!
LOL!
That comment was so awesome on so many levels!
It’s better then someone who thinks they’re your girlfriend when really they’re just someone who are too close to you who you could care less about.
Now a real girlfriend is better, but its rare to find them, and when you do, don’t leave them, unless they ruin your life, then do leave them but don’t look for anyone else because they’ll just remind you of your last.
Stephen Says “That’s too deep for graphjam, buddy.”
Yeah! We don’t want no depth here.
I dunno. Cats are quite capable of being demanding while simultaneously ignoring you and advancing their own secret agendas.
This is progress?
Ahaha.
I smirked.
wut does a cat have to do with anything??? thats icanhascheezburger, not GraphJam!!!!!
Overuse of punctuation doesn’t make your point come across any faster, just for future reference.
Reference only makes sense to 20-year-old spoiled college brats.
AND GET OFF MY LAWN!
Darned kids!
/shakes fist
damn buddy, that hurt real bad right here *points to heart*
hahahaha true
BAHAHAHA!!
I agree with the american culture bit.
*finds laser pointer for cat*
But if you have a cat, you can’t hang your toilet paper roll the right way.
You certainly can, and your cat will thank you for the new toy.
Does anyone know what I find ironic about this graph?
Cats are awesome, but I don’t think they fit for everyone. I am allergic to cats.