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Should be a section in there for “other pets”
*nods*
or another section right below “things that make him vomit violently” that says “vomit”
yeah, vomit should be about 1/3 of the yellow piece
notice the typo infront of the word actual
The actual vomit should be included.
you left out “my homework”
Right? It’s the most obvious thing. And it should be a fair size. But not as big as the puke, which is the joke.
You also left out “poop”
too many omissions. FAIL
Maybe poop gives him violent vomits.
No it doesn’t.
*sigh*
they do eat a lot of poop sometimes their own and it does not make them poop more.
my dog eats cat poop. The litter box is like a friggin cookie jar to her.
I have had to reprimand my dog with “Cat poop is NOT candy” more times than I can count.
I have friends who started referring to them as “kitty candybars”. Ick! I
just had my first “dog ate mysterious poop” session today. Dog got teeth
brushed and sprayed immediately.
my dog looks so happy when he’s scored a cat turd, like he’s about to dine on fillet mignon. i got one of those domes which deters him a bit.
Failed to mention panties / pantyhose – after they’re worn especially. :: GAH ::
you disgust me
Thanks!
It’s disgusting but sadly SO true. Laundry has to be kept under lock and key at my house!
I second that.
And condoms! There’s a riotous story around the vets offices about the family who came in with a “dietary indiscretion” problem and surgery removed used condoms and a thong. When presented to the family, the family’s teenage daughter turned beat red, and the parents immediately exploded into furious yelling IN THE WAITING ROOM. Haha, sucked to be that girl.
clitty litter?
Good graph, I guess, but I think it should have been a ven diagram to show the overlapping between categories. (Such as the vomit-inducers and the garbage)
That was my thought, too…
Paper! My dogs will eat anything that is paper. then they poop paper for 3 days.
Kleenxes! Especially used one…
oh yes. then their poo has little marking flags. its akshully nice cuz then u dont step in it…or they puke them up, and they hack for like 20 mins before they can get it out cuz theyre dry…its naaaaaasty…we have to keep our trashcans up high, or else my dog will get in it..and eat other things too…
You forgot socks/bras/underwear, and also swim suits
Homework! I was so sure that would be on there.
I’d say “this is why I’m a cat person”, but my cats also eat non-food and throw it up, or worse.
I suppose “treats from the cat box” could feasibly fall under violent vomits, but for my dogs, it’s usually the OTHER end that’s violently expulsive.
kitty-roca win
Cat box treats give my doggie the farts.
In Soviet Russia, chair legs eat dog!
dog fcod eh?
what about vomit itself?
I know my dog’s not the only vomit eatter.
Things that cause doggy diarrhea. You have to let it them and out all night, or try to sleep through it and clean it up in the morning.
I had to clean up a big mess and spent days trying to hid the clean spot on the rug.
Foil chocolate wrappers makes their poop sparkly.
eaten yarn off of dog toys gives their poop some colorful flair.
Also forgot poop in there. Dogs definitely eat their own poop frequently.
haha. yeahhhhh. um vomit should b a category of its own…if i dont jump in and clean up my idiotic dog’s hurl, she starts eating it…and she eats poo…deer poo is like jelly beans 4 her….the best story i have is when she ate my little bro’s rubber snake…she was blowing green and red and yellow chunks for DAYS! it took like 2 days to even figure out what she had eaten..o and she ate a wall when she was a puppy..and then we put tabasco sauce on it to make her stop, that just made her eat more…she loves rotten pumpkins too…and she sleeps in our laundry room at night, and she annoys the hell out of my mom by sitting on all the clean white laundry (she’s a black lab) dogs are the best tho, no doubt about it. they make me laugh like crazy.
u forgot dead stuff! how could u foget road kill pizza
ooh, don’t forget packaged fire logs.
(i was listenin to Preston and Steve)