Comments on: Percentage of internet topics made about the Watchmen movie

By: Juan Curro

Juan Curro — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:21:15 +0000

VERYYYYY GOOD…..

By: VampireKitten

VampireKitten — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:07:23 +0000

You fail.

By: graphala

graphala — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 03:41:01 +0000

I’m 11, and me and my mom might go see Zombieland

By: tyler

tyler — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 07:49:23 +0000

blah, stop whining. hardcore is just a bit mean, man.

By: kb

kb — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:58:54 +0000

no, not ‘pwned.’

By: Button

Button — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 18:32:29 +0000

… You do know that some of the songs came directly from the book right? Even All Along the Watchtower.

By: kruegs

kruegs — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:27:22 +0000

As for parents taking kids to this movie. It’s rated R. Derrrrrrrrr. Boys have them, girls will learn of them. Big deal. Fight repression, society will be healthier.

By: kruegs

kruegs — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:24:14 +0000

I’m a woman, and all I could think was, I would not pass up the opportunity for a threesome with 2 guys. The best part it’s not even cheating. I also like to read BL so I would probably make him make out with himself while I watch. I <3 boys with other boys! LOL

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By: Button

Button — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 21:39:16 +0000

You forgot the “How the Hell does Rorschach’s mask works?” for all the internet retards that didn’t read the book.

By: leah

leah — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:03:18 +0000

yeah thats kinda what i was thinking

By: leah

leah — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:02:05 +0000

rorschach scares me. kind of. but hes kinda awesome too. and jeez, my dad took me to see it, and he’s a great parent. although he did mention that he thought the R rating was for violence, not… well… you know.

By: Kablamm

Kablamm — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:12:27 +0000

That was ONE scene. But *sigh* for the nitpickers: MOSTLY nonsexual nudity >_>” Of course there was sexual nudity as well ( and lots of it) but I was talking about Dr.Manhattan here.

By: idisagree

idisagree — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 01:21:44 +0000

he f*cked a chick. just because he was also in the other room, means its nonsexual :O?

By: Nat

Nat — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 01:01:15 +0000

Excuse me.

R-Rated movies are 17+.

And I don’t think kids should be seeing this movie, but at least teens can.

By: kat

kat — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:11:03 +0000

my sister went and saw it twice, the second time she counted 23 times.

By: kat

kat — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:09:28 +0000

actually, it wasn’t blueballs. Don’t you watch The Daily Show? Billy Crudup has a circulation problem ;P

By: Bob

Bob — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:29:28 +0000

You’re absolutely right. Genius. By the way the penis did improve the quality of the movie.

By: Jefoid

Jefoid — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:25:34 +0000

Here, here! Too many haters in the world.

By: Kablamm

Kablamm — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 09:03:32 +0000

I’d rather complain about cut-off limbs or split heads than nonsexual nudity, but that may be just me.

By: Smartz118

Smartz118 — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:37:12 +0000

Seriously though, Dr. Manhattan was glowing so much you could hardly see his penis…and if that is the first thing you noticed about him, you had to be looking for it.

By: picgirl7

picgirl7 — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:30:23 +0000

there wasnt THAT much Dr. Manhatten penis. and he was nude because he is detached.
it should be percentage of time saying how badass Rorschach is(that would be 100% btw)

By: Kip

Kip — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 14:58:22 +0000

It was rater R in the states?!

Wow! It was like MA (mature audience) in Australia.

And yes, why did they make a penis the main bit of the movie?

By: sabremeister

sabremeister — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 10:41:04 +0000

Fail

By: idisagree

idisagree — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 07:20:53 +0000

i wanted to see superheros fighting and actually be able to get into the storyline and plot, not look at closeups of blue penis 60% of the movie, practically ruined it for me, didn’t notice any immature people around me, but that would have made it all the more suck. i mean i get hes disconnected from humanity and their ways ect, but they focused on it a lil to much…

By: Blorkus

Blorkus — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 06:13:33 +0000

Luckeeeeee!!

By: Annemarie

Annemarie — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 04:00:35 +0000

It was quite sad. I went to see it on Saturday night after it came out and was sickened by the number of people who GIGGLED every single time Dr. Manhattan’s penis was on screen. I was quite appalled at the complete immaturity at the entire thing by grown adults, especially since I was much younger than they were (they were in their thirties, probably, and I’ll be 20 on Saturday).

Yay for censorship and its effects.

By: ai

ai — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:29:26 +0000

Also, a lot of people discussed the fact that the ending was changed. This doesn’t fit into any of the graph’s categories, since it’s a separate issue from the movie’s quality. The Hitler remix didn’t even mention Dr. Manhattan’s penis.

By: me

me — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:26:00 +0000

Dammit people, get OVER seeing Dr. Manhattan’s penis, already! If there was a chick running around with her boobs out the whole damn time, no one would have cared. I had to sit behind some idiot who snickered and giggled and bitched EVERY TIME he saw the guy’s d*ck. I wanted to kick his head and tell him to grow the f*ck up. This is why I hate going to see movies in the theater anymore.

People. It’s rated R for a reason.

By: Wownik

Wownik — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:22:09 +0000

WIN

By: herr sexyhosen

herr sexyhosen — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 01:21:43 +0000

40 + 40 + 100 = 100?

wut?

By: tiddles

tiddles — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:28:59 +0000

You FAIL. Hardcore. Why not make the percentages up so that they make sense if you’re going to make them up?

By: tiddles

tiddles — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:27:38 +0000

FAIL

By: Betsyville

Betsyville — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:40:11 +0000

Congrats on being the first to refer to “The Blue Guy” by his actual name. Dr. Manhattan or you could get fancy and call him Jon Osterman.

By: jluve82

jluve82 — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:09:04 +0000

Ha! and ew…but mostly HA!

By: jluve82

jluve82 — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:06:07 +0000

Agreed. My siblings and I watch many R-rated super hero movies because my Mom and Dad loved them and it was more expensive to hire a sitter for 4 kids than to just take them to the movies. All things were explained clearly before we set foot one in the theater. My parents were great.

By: terminaadventurer

terminaadventurer — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:47:30 +0000

Thanks for the comments everybody! I know the percentage thing is messed up, but I really didn’t know how I could measure the Watchmen topics. I just used percentages on a whim. I’m glad everybody still got the point.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:59:53 +0000

The real question here is
DID HE HAVE A SEVERE CASE OF BLUEBALLS?! And why wasn’t it cured after he humped that chick?

By: Kit

Kit — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:29:12 +0000

I think that if you’re mature enough to read the book and actually understand it, you’re mature enough to see the movie. I’m fifteen, and saw it the day it came out. Watchmen has been one of my favorite books for some time. Obviously there are some disturbing things in the movie, and it really annoys me that there were about a dozen five year olds running around the theater.

By: Becky

Becky — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:46:59 +0000

Ok, R doesn’t mean REALLY GREAT. It means Restricted. If you’re dumb enough to take your kid to see this movie you need a smack upside your head. There is no valid reason to take your kid to a movie like this. The violence alone is bad, but the sex just adds to the rating. Don’t be an idiot. The only people seeing this movie should be 18+

Deal with it.

By: NixonAgnew

NixonAgnew — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:26:33 +0000

I was taken to many R rated movies as a child and I came out just fine. But then again, my parents knew that it was R-rated for a reason. They explained, like reasonable parents should 1) where babies came from, 2) that violence is bad, and fake violence should not be imitated, 3) that if I threw a temper tantrum or cried in the movie, I would be spanked like wild demon spawn should be.

There’s a difference between bad parents and parents who take their kids to R rated movies. Sometimes the groups overlap, but don’t mistake them as being synonymous.

By: papajon

papajon — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:01:45 +0000

A bit of a graph design fail, but I get the penis I mean point.

By: ab

ab — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:30:46 +0000

Many bad parents do this, presumably because they feel that leaving their precious snowflake at home with a baby sitter will damage his mental health.

By: Eddy

Eddy — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:28:33 +0000

Mmmm. Dr. Manhattan totally made that movie for me. I mean. Mrower.

By: kat

kat — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:38:49 +0000

Why would somebody take their kid to an R rated movie?

By: JM

JM — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:57:38 +0000

Great movie. Simply amazing!

By: Kraas

Kraas — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:13:35 +0000

Here’s why he’s naked: he feels disconnected from humanity. He’s apart from them now. Why wear clothes? It’s pointless to him. He isn’t naked just to be naked. The parents complaining about their kids seeing it probably thought the movie was going to be something like the link (it’s hilarious but I’m sure everyone has seen it).

By: Nick R. Bocker

Nick R. Bocker — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:53:05 +0000

1. This movie sucked because the blue guy’s penis was in every scene.
2. What if kids were watching this when the blue guy’s penis appeared on screen?
3. The blue guy’s penis was everywhere, which improved the quality of this movie.
4. My kid watched this movie and it had a bunch of bad scenes including a blue guy’s penis.
5. Did you see that blue guy’s penis?

40% of the above comments are about the quality of the movie
40% of the above comments are about kids watching the movie and it having “bad scenes.”
100% of the above comments are about the blue guy’s penis.

Pwned.

By: FBR

FBR — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:21:52 +0000

I think a venn diagram would’ve been more appropriate in the case of the overlap, but this still definitely gets its message across, and I find the obsession with the blue guy’s penis annoying. Great, he’s got a penis and it’s hanging out.

By: Mark Kilfoil

Mark Kilfoil — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:18:59 +0000

Banana Hammock!