Places You’re Most Likely To See A Zombie
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FIRST! AGAIN!
Good boy. Go fetch me the newspaper.
Classical.
I think they should be dancing with Michael Jackson…
Cause it’s the Thrillah!!! I wanna grande mocha! unts…
I just love zombies.
Well, as long as they’re not eating me.
Bad head?
is there really ever such a thing as bad head?
Yes, and it involves many sharp, pointy teeth!
*points to zombies*
Coffeeeeeeee…. Coffeeeeeeeee.
bran! braaaaannnn!!!
I can’t tell if this is commentary on the people who go to Starbucks, but I find this graph to hold true. I’m in the middle of a Humans vs Zombies game, and people tend to go to the on-campus Starbucks quite a bit. Lots of zombies there.
i’m sorry, a WHAT?
Humans vs Zombies. It’s like an epic game of tag. Click on my name to see the website.
its going crazy on my campus. its fun to watchj
Where do you go to school? I’m in Bowling Green. From what I’ve heard, we usually have one of the biggest groups playing.
Tis true, I’ve zombed many a time at Bucks myself….
could mean people entering starbucks before they have got thier morning coffee.
“Brains!!!….oh i mean cccooofffeeeeeee!!!!”
yeah bad joke from me but nvm
Or your an Obama supporter.
FUCK
*you’re
What about my “Obama supporter?” = )
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Is that anything like a jockstrap?
am i the only that thought “BANKS!!!”?
Dead Rising reference FTW!
I work there….and I know i’m a zombie. most customers arent so much zombies but angry/bitchy or eerily cheery/overly chummy. It’s the employees who have to put up with the corporate shit and stupid rules who are dead inside…..
eh, it’s not so bad, I get free coffee! lol.
/agree. I work at a 24 hour drive-through, and after working a grave shift (excuse the pun), you definitely feel like a zombie.
Or as my fiance thinks, in the hospital.
Damn that Left 4 Dead.
This graph is inaccurate. There is a very slim chance that you would ever see an undead in a cemetery. If an infection spread there would not be enough time for the person to be embalmed, have a funeral, and be buried before they reanimated. A cemetery is actually a fairly safe place to stop during a zombie outbreak.
I agree. Zombies are fairly brittle. Even if a buried person did get infected, it would be impossible for said zombie to break through the coffin and six feet of dirt. Moreover, graveyards are always deserted, quiet, and wide open to see oncoming undead. A perfect place to break or have a picnic. Now bucks on the other hand is full of zombies regardless of infection. Its the main reason I don’t drink their coffee, I like my brains where they are.
Precisely. Also, maps of zombie outbreaks show them radiating from hospitals, police stations and churches; a Starbucks is hardly likely to be a hotspot for the undead.
People – get your hands on the Civilian Survival Guide, before it’s too late!
thank you! that’s what i’ve been telling people for years!
nice music but bad colors…
im gona cum on all of you except for Kim, she knows the cool game hoes.
lol!
Left 4 Dead – Very realistic. I know what to do now if there is a zombie invasion. Get a gun and run the hell out of there.