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You forgot “Someone else asks you to do them” (roommate, parent). Other than that, I totally agree.
Yeah, not much of a punch-line but a good graph overall.
lol that or “curious what color your counters are”
Sometimes I will just use paper plates if I don’t have any clean ones. It works well until I cook something like spaghetti.
You have to double or triple up on your plates in a situation like that.
You forgot “mold growing on them” or “sink AND bathtub full of dishes”
Man, you must have A LOT of dishes.
This ist absolutely accurate.
Note how I wrote “ist” instead of “is” out of habit because I’m German.
Nice save.
To elaborate on the first post, you forgot the “was threatened with death (by roommate/parent) if you failed to do them.” That’s the most common way dishes get done in my apartment.
DISHES!!! i kill you!
Yep. that’s pretty much how it goes. Sometimes you’re told the WAY in which you’ll die should you fail to do them, but pretty much it’s death or dish.
The wise ones choose the dish… some have not been so wise.
Or “roommate packs them into boxes and places them on your bed”.
too tru, too tru!
I thought this was dead on target, myself. Not….that I live like a slob or anything. No, no, no…just give me half an hour warning before you come over, ‘k?
only half an hour? Lightweight!
Hey, I never said they’d be washed well, now did I?
I need all day.
So true!!! I used to have weekly gatherings at my house just so I would actually get off my butt and clean… not my finest moment.
Hehe me too. I’m actually planning a party just to have an incentive to clean up the appartment. Slob? Not according to 99% of the people I know
Sounds just about right to me. Good graph!
Ah… A graph that finally applies directly to me. Almost too directly… hmmmm…..
yepp… I saw this graph and first thought that one of my roommates submitted it because of me. Just this morning, I washed a sink full of dishes (except for the knives & forks… I hate washing knives or forks) because I needed a bowl & spoon for cereal. This graph might also work well generalized as “Reasons to clean your place,” since tonight and tomorrow morning I’m going to be cleaning the house (which I don’t think I’ve done since January) because I’m having a few friends over tomorrow night.
I’m not all that much of a slob! I just don’t feel the need to impress myself
also, “ran out of paper/plastic plates/utensils” or “need to reuse pot” – only time it gets done here!
yup.
Yeah, I used to have just one pot and one pan for the longest time.
Ahaha. So true.
I once asked a roommate if collecting dirty dishes were a new hobby! That joke was somehow not appreciated.
You’re obviously not married – if you were you would have had “Because the wife is bitching at you”
This is so scarily true… Just, for ME, change need to clear off counter to need to find stove. I have ONE counter, and it’s occupied by my microwave and dish strainer, so the stove is my counter
I am NOT a SLOB!!!!!!
..how did you kno… GET OWTTA MY HOUSE BEFORE I BEAT YOU WITH A STICK!!! once i find it. ^_^
I actualy got a roomie so I’d have some one to do the dishes!!!
Forgot “fruit flies”
Yuck… I hear that one too clearly too. *Strings up flypaper*
I have officially been kicked out of the house for failing to wash 5 dishes… true story. I had better things to do, like visit my elderly grandmother and go to work, they were unclean for less than 36 hours before being the cause of my demise.
forgot: lost bet with significant other
this is soooooooooo lol! i actually peed my pants!
i agree with “lmao”. it is soooooooo lol! although, i did not pee my pants.
perfect!