Comments on: Two things you need in life

By: templeofcat

templeofcat — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:11:13 +0000

LOL WD40

By: The Failure

The Failure — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 18:40:41 +0000

excuse me, what?

By: The Failure

The Failure — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 18:40:11 +0000

poor kitteh

By: Adam

Adam — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:12:28 +0000

WD-40 + squeaking printer = printer that doesn’t squeak!!! It solved the problem so it works. Even though the printer broke…it still fixed the squeaking.

By: flieroflight

flieroflight — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 09:16:38 +0000

sssssssssuuuuuuuuuupppppppppeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrggggggglllllluuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeee

By: Shoopoftheday

Shoopoftheday — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 19:57:24 +0000

so you can throw it at someone.

By: Waldo

Waldo — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 19:54:09 +0000

do not forget a brick
for anything WD40 or duct tape cannot solve

By: Cheetah

Cheetah — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 20:05:56 +0000

“There are only two things that you can do in life…
you make money or you can make excuses…
but you cannot do both.”

By: Ben Hladki

Ben Hladki — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 16:13:19 +0000

and kittens

By: Jonah

Jonah — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:32:34 +0000

This is from the Ducttape blues!!

By: Maureen

Maureen — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 01:54:28 +0000

Wow. You are all so overqualified for Facebook comments! Thanks for sharing! No MENSA (or Mensa) meetings tonight? Thanks for the laughs!

By: Ian

Ian — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 01:17:02 +0000

And small children.

By: spazzmin

spazzmin — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 09:03:43 +0000

Epic unifying theory win.

By: Vadim

Vadim — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 08:48:08 +0000

You never know, the GUT could be something as simple as WD-40. In fact, if you define W to be whatever the base equation of the theory ends up being, and D as 1+(40/W) you end up with W+40-40, which is just W, which is defined to be the grand unifying theory. therefore WD-40 solves that problem. QED

By: Bob

Bob — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:55:16 +0000

Is it that this person was lazy and didn’t put a “no” arrow pointing away from WD-40, or is it that WD-40 solves everything?

There could be a “no” arrow pointing away from WD-40 that reads “cancer” or “search for the unifying theory”.

By: ScriptKittie

ScriptKittie — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 15:33:46 +0000

No no no I had to remove an 80 lb printer from a school because a lady sprayed WD-40 in it to stop it from squeaking

By: epn325

epn325 — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 04:08:45 +0000

duct tape is much more usefull than zip ties

By: j.woof

j.woof — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 01:08:35 +0000

what about zip ties !

By: rawr

rawr — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 22:47:41 +0000

are you really trying to make this political? A completely politics free graph and you did this?

By: SamVimes

SamVimes — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:17:25 +0000

You have forgot the expanding foam filler, far more versatile than gaffer tape.

By: CK

CK — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 17:43:18 +0000

Last, even.

By: CK

CK — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 17:42:59 +0000

Oh.. oh damn.

Why didn’t I think of that lat bit?!

/hat
/coat

By: Obamessiah

Obamessiah — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 17:07:06 +0000

Terrible graph, no one can understand it, it doesn’t follow any conventions and is flat out wrong.

I’d like to get this guy working in my Cabinet.

By: Daemon

Daemon — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:34:10 +0000

Yes they would:
you use the duct tape to stop the bleeding
then you use the WD40 to get it moving again

Problem solved!

By: K2M

K2M — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 13:59:15 +0000

Exactly what I was going to post.

By: Andrea

Andrea — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 13:21:15 +0000

Mic, if it can’t be fixed with WD40, then the duct tape would have fixed it!
.
I’d say the shortcoming with the graph is that
” -> Can it be solved with WD40 -> Yes ->”
should be replaced with:
” – it can be solved with WD 40 ->”
Because seriously, one or the other will fix it…

By: Max

Max — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 05:41:57 +0000

No.
The only two things you need are duct tape and WD-40.
Think about it:
If it moves, and it shouldn’t – duct tape.
If it doesn’t move and it should – WD-40

By: Yuval

Yuval — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 05:12:12 +0000

This graph is true unless Chuck Norris destroyed it.
Then you’re lost.

By: Pammyhead

Pammyhead — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 04:53:39 +0000

Heisenberg is driving down the road when a cop pulls him over.

“Do you know how fast you were going?” the cop asks.

“No, sir,” Heisenberg replies, “but I know exactly where I am.

“You were going 20 miles over the speed limit,” the cops says.

Heisenberg throws up his hands and says, “Great, now I’m lost.”

By: Duke

Duke — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 23:42:50 +0000

Neither WD-40 nor duct tape helped when my reproductive bits met with the table saw.

By: Mille

Mille — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:59:02 +0000

Your dad had a box of nuuts and bolts because this a joke.

By: steve

steve — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:10:48 +0000

how do these crappy graphs make it to the front page

By: Gigi28

Gigi28 — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:36:31 +0000

Win! lol

By: bunnyrut

bunnyrut — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:27:59 +0000

those were the left over screws after duct tape fixed stuff

By: papajon

papajon — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:13:03 +0000

Indeed. I get the graph intent, but honestly, I’ve heard WD40 isn’t always your best option… just saying…. why did my dad have that big box of nuts and bolt and screws years ago then… huh? huh?

By: Mic

Mic — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:06:01 +0000

Graph Fail! The doesn’t account for the albeit slim possibility of not being solved with WD40.

By: Dex

Dex — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:54:20 +0000

This was posted a month ago.

By: z

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:47:18 +0000

Heisenberg win!

By: Ruby

Ruby — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:35:32 +0000

No. There are only three things you need in life.

Respect for all life, a good bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.

By: Ruby

Ruby — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:34:46 +0000

And ants.

By: potatman

potatman — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:30:22 +0000

You forgot the “Can it be solved by a redneck? ->Yes->” that led to this chart.

By: neverpostscomments

neverpostscomments — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:14:08 +0000

I’m fairly certain that you could also destroy your screen with WD40, if you were so inclined.

By: keshet

keshet — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:02:21 +0000

Sure you can.
Just cover your screen with duck/duct tape.

By: ass

ass — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:35:29 +0000

Yet you can’t fix the crappiness of the graph with either one of them

By: CK

CK — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:23:47 +0000

If it doesn’t move and it should, use the WD-40.

If it moves and it shouldn’t, use the tape.

If you can’t tell how fast it’s moving but you know exactly where it is, call Heisenberg.

By: Nogitron

Nogitron — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:07:28 +0000

doh! close, though.

By: Nogitron

Nogitron — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:07:09 +0000

Srsly? WD-40 solves everything? What need is there for duct tape then? Fail.

Also, first.

By: Paz

Paz — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:07:04 +0000

third

By: bubba

bubba — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:06:16 +0000

Do not forget the bailing/chickin wire…

By: ohaidere

ohaidere — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:06:03 +0000

first! wait…..no! d’oh.

WD40 kills wasps