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ok
before all the haters get on here
I like this one.
it’s cute.
so there.
you know, asking the haters to stay away from this overdone subject graph is like asking Obama to stop with the bailouts… ain’t gonna happen… Why do you think this is cute? The pretty colors perhaps?
first: I never asked the haters to stay away, I was first in line, stated that they would be here (you’re proof of this) and keep your political commentary in PK where it belongs kthx
second: It’s cute because it’s actually a music/pop culture reference a ‘decent’ graph and last I checked I’m allowed opinions based on personal preference.
third: dont be a dick.
LOL. Your third made me laugh. And I fully agree, this graph is cute. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with having a cute graph.
Why so serious?
owned!
Welcome to my world bitch
3 Murderers?
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Barbie, scarier then Jason, Freddy, and leather face combined!
why so negative about everything?
I like it too!
hahahahaha ur so awesome
We have a black hole somewhere behind or inside the dryer where the socks go. I thought they went to heaven, but I’m wrong.
I like this graph and it has nice colors. What’s wrong with that??
The force which pulls the socks to Narnia becomes more intense, the smaller the sock…I have about 40 unmatched ones belonging to my grandbaby in a bag, hoping the others make their way back through the magic wardrobe some day…
Don’t forgot about the other variables. You are guaranteed to loose any “nice” socks and be left with raggedy old grey things that aren’t fit to be puppets.
i completely agree w/you. i also find this graph quite true in my case.
um ure rele gay. this is tha gayiest think ive eva sin.
first ^^
and sooo true =p
gutted, someone beat me =[
/shrug
I am ninja.
definitely Narnia!
Family Guy reference FTW.
Hey! Give me back my sock you goat bastard!
But Mr Tumnus has no use for socks!!
But he can keep mine if he wants^^
Nah, the spinning of the dryer and that of nearby hair dryers creates an energy vortex that turns them into clothes hangars. Everyone is missing socks and has extra hangars.
I see the correlation.
I’m usually missing both
So true… I have 3 pairs of socks that actually match, and 20 hangars I’m not using.
So nuclear fusion will provide the world with cheap energy, socks, and a mysterious shortage of hangers.
I didn’t know socks could do laundry..
Hater, FTW!
oh you sneaky pickle you. very clever
Um, you totally forgot the sock gnomes. Everyone knows that’s who takes your socks.
Don’t you mean ‘underwear’ gnomes?
There ARE NO ’sock’ gnomes.
Everyone knows that.
If I’m not mistaken, the politically correct term is “underpants gnome”.
Step 1) Steal underpants.
Step 2) ???
Step 3) Profit!
Nope, they’re sock gnomes. That’s their name, but they steal other things as well. My friend has a bargain with them. She never loses socks, but she has a black hole under her bed and she loses everything else.
get off /b
Hmmm, wouldn’t that be ‘Yarnia’?
Your internet, madam.
All your socks are belong to us
ZERO WING FTW!
And I thought it was an alternate dimension…
Oh wait, thats pens. My bad.
You forgot an i in that last comment.
Hehe..
they also fall in the crevice between the washer and the dryer.
my old washer ate my socks.
Nice one.
We use safety pins to pair our socks before washing. The only problem is when you’re doing a load of just socks, they get tangled and you end up with a sock ball.
brilliant!
So that’s why Santa Claus brings me only socks in Christmas
That cheap bastard
No it’s cuz your parents dont love you.
True
they give you your old socks back
My boyfriend keeps bringing home extra socks from the laundromat. Most of them are children’s socks, so I fill them with catnip and tie a knot in the top and use them for cat toys.
WIN!
Maybe your boyfriend is abductinc children and keeping their socks as momentos.
This wins the internet.
REPLY TO THIS
No
LOL MUCH OINFFED!!!
In Soviet Russia socks make you to disappear.
win
In the book the outsiders, the socs make you dissappear (if your a dirty greaser that is)
Thank you. I’ve always wondered about that.
This is my life. Mr. Tumnus must have a house built of socks by now.
My favorite theory is according to the brief show (many years ago) “Erie.” they proposed in one episode that there is the Department of Lost. This department is tasked to grab according to some quota, things like luggae, pens, socks, keys, briefcases, umbrellas, etc. because people have to replace them – thereby helping the economy.
Actually, I have a monster under my bed that somewhat resembles a small, shiny, pink elephant. I named him Jerry. He is usually the culprit behind my missing-sock dilemma. He eats only the socks I’ve worn on my left feet. Though he could be hiding them in Narnia too… i have found him sneaking around in my wardrobe lately. I usually solve this problem by beating him over the head with a giant inflatable hammer while chanting “EW MY SOCKS. GIVE ME SOCKS. BEAT YOU WITH A HAMMER!” and then the next week I find them in my laundry basket.
LOL
so narnia is in the washer/dryer and in the closet??
im confused
Tr00f graph is tr00f.
heh thats good to know i thought it was the nomes that lived in the back of the dryer i figured a sock must be a great sleeping bag for someone that small
idk which iz funnier…the graph or teh comments on it XD
The comments are by far the best…
what are these sock things you speak of? Next you’ll be telling me the earth is round.
so THAT’S where they go…!!!!!!!!!
I sometimes find socks inside of my sleeves when I put on my long-sleeved shirts. Evidently, socks like to burrow.
LOL i sooo agree!!!
True dat. Except I think that the socks end up the same place as the stuff that gets lost in the Bermuda Triangle. Damn Amelia Earhart keeps stealing my socks!
man, that first comment really influenced all the other ones I bet
Who would have imagined there would be so many (and such heated) comments about this silly little graph!
actullay everything is made of gnomes just look on unencyclopeida under the gnome theory all in all some gnomes are just bigger than others
WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOUBLE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is why i only wash my socks once in a month
Mine mostly end up on the floor.
I’m surprised it has taken so long for some D-bag to relate this graph back to how he/she hates America! My faith in humanity is being restored.
shopped
fag.
The mystery is now solved. If you have no screen where the washer drains during its cycles…some…not all, socks…slip through the drain hose, and that is the evil gremlin who everyone thinks stole their socks. LoL. Well, I do get so annoyed at that…knowing how many is put in but I don’t get them all back. So, I got one of those netted washable bags and put the socks inside to wash and dry…problem solved.
Huggles!
who pairs socks anyway? no one looks at your socks or judges you by them… i wear one ankle sock and one long sock half the time
Judging….
please define cute…..and where did get the idea they go to Narnia? Everyone knows that between the rotation of the drier drum and the Magnetic field produce by the Heating Element the socks are fluxed into a wormhole and become deposited to an offset time line. This process can reverse itself periodically thus the return of the missing sock. This happens ever so infrequently. Gas heated driers just produce a thermal vortex combined with the magnetic field of the drive motor may or may not have the same result.
The pie is a lie.
Oh no, sir. The pie is not a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The pie is merely an exaggeration.
HEY!! has anyone seen a white sock with blue wildcats on it? I can’t find it and I need it for gym, it goes with my gym uniform.
You forgot to add a ’sock gnomes’ category!
omg guys the graphs cool get over it and get on with your little sad lives!. Sheesh
Thank you for clearing up an age old mystery!
hahaha so true. i always say to myself “clip them togher so they dont get lost.” look at me go !! now i buy the same kind of sock so i always have matches =D
Fake Steven Tyler takes one sock from the laundry every time!
So far I think the graph about mail delivery is the only funny one that references Narnia. All the others just seem to be trying too hard.