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Ponytails Seen



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Ponytails Seen

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  1. GraphJam says:

    wut?

  2. nicky. says:

    wow.
    this was stolen from demetri martin.

    …asshole. ._.

  3. Bob says:

    Nicky is right.

    Never submit again, you unoriginal piece of crap.

  4. blah says:

    Might be because I have a six year old sister, but the blue portion should be a lot bigger.

  5. Joakim says:

    I did not know that the skullet was so widely used!

  6. dolt says:

    what about worf?

  7. my teacher sucks! says:

    My teacher is someone from the red XDD

  8. sigh says:

    im neither bald nor a rock star yet am male with a pony tail… this graph does not deliver.

  9. cowfish says:

    There is no shame in the bald man pony tail.
    Or so I keep telling my bald, ‘pony’-tailed self.
    Self delusion is the best kind.

  10. Athanar says:

    Fail. If they have a ponytail, they have hair, and they’re not bald.

    • Tobias says:

      bald   
      –adjective
      1. having little or no hair on the scalp: a bald head; a bald person.

      Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1). Random House, Inc.

  11. faunablues says:

    There should be a slice for grown women with ponytails… pretty common if you work in food service or if you’re athletic -_-

  12. Ringo Fyre says:

    I am bald(ing) have no pony tail but the pic reminds my wife of her step-father (who ain’t a nice man) so – failxfail (squared)

  13. Erm says:

    That’s funny.

    I’ve got it all planned out. I come from a family with male-pattern baldness on both sides, so I’ve grown a long ponytail, even though I’ve still got a full head of hair.

    See, when I finally decide to shorten my hair again, I’ll take the stuff I’ve grown over the past three years and have it made into a wig. That way, I’ll have a full crop of my own hair for the rest of my life. (And at the color it was in in my 20s, to boot!)

    • Gibsoncat9 says:

      And you will do this to ensure that you will continue to have no friends for the rest of your life?

      • Erm says:

        I’m sorry, but if you think behavior and humor like that means I don’t/won’t/will never have any friends, then your experience in friendship is sorely limited.

        • Gibsoncat9 says:

          …limited to people who don’t socialize at swap meets and are not terminally lame…

          • Erm says:

            …Who have no sense of humor, no chance at wordplay, no creativity, no concept of of relativism, no educational experience outside of skill grinding, no work experience outside of gold farming, and no sexual experiences that weren’t on your two-minute sessions on RP servers?

            I feel sorry for you. Really, I do. Go back to your WoW buddies; Maybe you won’t notice when you turn 30, the recession ended ten years earlier, and you still don’t have a job.

            • scott says:

              “…Who have no sense of humor, no chance at wordplay, no creativity, no concept of of relativism, no educational experience outside of skill grinding, no work experience outside of gold farming, and no sexual experiences that weren’t on your two-minute sessions on RP servers?

              I feel sorry for you. Really, I do. Go back to your WoW buddies; Maybe you won’t notice when you turn 30, the recession ended ten years earlier, and you still don’t have a job.”

              QFT

            • pfft says:

              siding with erm

            • Gibsoncat9 says:

              Where I come from, wordplay is a game not of chance, but of skill. That would explain, though, why you seem to have constructed your reply by throwing darts at a board with words on it…

      • pfft says:

        sense of humor fail

  14. Rocko says:

    This graph diverges from my experience of reality. Maybe there are more baldING men than little girls where you come from…

  15. Gibsoncat9 says:

    Also, a horse is not a pony…

    They are two different animals.

  16. domerdavor says:

    Perhaps this should be a Venn diagram.
    “Horse’s butt” can overlap with at least 2 of the other categories.

  17. NaughtyCat says:

    Hmm.. bald school girl rockstar with a face like horse butt.. Oh nevermind.

  18. Amanda says:

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  19. Sakuso says:

    I wear ponytails all the time, but that’s because I have long hair.

  20. Anna says:

    I wear ponytails all the time, but I’m a 7th grade girl with longish hair, so it’s not creepy. Middle aged men wearing ponytails? Kinda weird / hippy-ish. Especially when they are BALDING on the top of the head, like in those pictures.


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