Comments on: Things a Zombie Would Do http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/ Explaining music, songs and pop culture in charts and graphs. AKA music/song chart memes and funny graphs. Sun, 21 Mar 2010 05:40:12 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Girl you will never know http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-98718 Girl you will never know Thu, 18 Feb 2010 00:20:03 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-98718 Same here, Dustyn. Same here, Dustyn.

]]> By: Squee-chan http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-66883 Squee-chan Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:15:11 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-66883 Bet MJ will come back from the dead and dance amongst them. Bet MJ will come back from the dead and dance amongst them.

]]> By: Redneck_Rebel http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-64447 Redneck_Rebel Sun, 26 Jul 2009 01:00:23 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-64447 Or zombie Jackson. Or zombie Jackson.

]]> By: Nippy1998 http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-64436 Nippy1998 Sat, 25 Jul 2009 21:41:48 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-64436 I love Triller! Michael Jackson rocks! We did a concert at my school of Thriller and we had a whole bunch of students dancing, one had a solo where he did the moonwalk!! I love Triller! Michael Jackson rocks! We did a concert at my school of Thriller and we had a whole bunch of students dancing, one had a solo where he did the moonwalk!!

]]> By: JOhn http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-61089 JOhn Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:27:32 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-61089 He dead. He dead.

]]> By: DepressedRacoon http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-57739 DepressedRacoon Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:57:29 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-57739 They won't be dancing no more... Oh Crivens! Grab the weapons and everybody meet up at a a defensible location! They won’t be dancing no more… Oh Crivens! Grab the weapons and everybody meet up at a a defensible location!

]]> By: Critic Bunny http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-54092 Critic Bunny Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:07:16 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-54092 (\_/) (?.?) I really don't get it! (><) But A+ for the clarity of the chart \/\/ (\_/)
(?.?) I really don’t get it!
(><) But A+ for the clarity of the chart
\/\/

]]> By: bubsAKAvermin http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-52709 bubsAKAvermin Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:28:03 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-52709 maybe when I become a zombie, the first thing I should do is dance with Michael Jackson. :D maybe when I become a zombie, the first thing I should do is dance with Michael Jackson. :D

]]> By: Elizabeth http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-40619 Elizabeth Thu, 02 Apr 2009 12:11:06 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-40619 There is no space for playing Zombie games There is no space for playing Zombie games

]]> By: Eggmeier http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38731 Eggmeier Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:43:41 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38731 Lurching about in shopping malls... Lurching about in shopping malls…

]]> By: Stace http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38683 Stace Sat, 21 Mar 2009 02:52:28 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38683 Love that movie! It's so random. Love that movie! It’s so random.

]]> By: Snickers http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38509 Snickers Fri, 20 Mar 2009 02:04:10 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38509 THRILLER!! THRILLER! THRILLER!! THRILLER!

]]> By: HiroPendragon http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38388 HiroPendragon Thu, 19 Mar 2009 12:38:33 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38388 Indeed. Solid pie chart would have been FTW. Indeed. Solid pie chart would have been FTW.

]]> By: Homer http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38270 Homer Wed, 18 Mar 2009 16:37:19 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38270 Do you work for the government? Why complain that some other person didn't do something? Make your own Jonathan Coulton joke and quite complaining that no one else did. Do you work for the government? Why complain that some other person didn’t do something? Make your own Jonathan Coulton joke and quite complaining that no one else did.

]]> By: Matt11 http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38260 Matt11 Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:46:52 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38260 It's passed by the rape of the English language, to be exact. It’s passed by the rape of the English language, to be exact.

]]> By: Matt11 http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38259 Matt11 Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:45:47 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38259 Don't forget to kill phillip! Don’t forget to kill phillip!

]]> By: Matt11 http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38258 Matt11 Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:45:10 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38258 But... that... would... not... be... FUNNY!!!! (spartankick) But… that… would… not… be… FUNNY!!!! (spartankick)

]]> By: Daemon http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38225 Daemon Wed, 18 Mar 2009 11:04:49 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38225 You talk about "grafs" then you say "pass it on", it feels like an STD of the english language to me. You talk about “grafs” then you say “pass it on”, it feels like an STD of the english language to me.

]]> By: Daemon http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38224 Daemon Wed, 18 Mar 2009 11:02:08 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38224 Dude, sorry to burst your bubble but it's a funny graph, not art, and if it was art the form, structure and the content would not matter, only it's delivery would. Dude, sorry to burst your bubble but it’s a funny graph, not art, and if it was art the form, structure and the content would not matter, only it’s delivery would.

]]> By: Daemon http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38222 Daemon Wed, 18 Mar 2009 10:59:28 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38222 Especially the female ones, Bow-chika-wow-wow Especially the female ones, Bow-chika-wow-wow

]]> By: *hic* http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38216 *hic* Wed, 18 Mar 2009 08:21:30 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38216 Shawn of the dead reference ftw *yawns* Shawn of the dead reference ftw
*yawns*

]]> By: *hic* http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38215 *hic* Wed, 18 Mar 2009 08:16:31 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38215 agree with Nerd Judge just funny = haha, then forgotten tomorrow just correct = wtf, then forgotten tomorrow funny + correct = creation of art, and memorable conversation for all agree with Nerd Judge
just funny = haha, then forgotten tomorrow
just correct = wtf, then forgotten tomorrow
funny + correct = creation of art, and memorable conversation for all

]]> By: Tom from the office down the hall http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38213 Tom from the office down the hall Wed, 18 Mar 2009 05:30:42 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38213 ditto ditto

]]> By: Cowicorn http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38210 Cowicorn Wed, 18 Mar 2009 04:32:46 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38210 These shouldn't be referred to as graphs. They are grafs. Similar but different. A Lolcat isn't just a cat. Pass it on. GRAFS These shouldn’t be referred to as graphs. They are grafs. Similar but different. A Lolcat isn’t just a cat. Pass it on.

GRAFS

]]> By: Dustyn http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38202 Dustyn Wed, 18 Mar 2009 03:27:52 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38202 Really? Do you really have to delve THAT deep into it? Just laugh and keep clicking! Ha ha. Get it? It's meant to be humorous! Dude I'd never take you out to a comedy show. You'd critique the guy to tears! Just sayin' Really? Do you really have to delve THAT deep into it? Just laugh and keep clicking!
Ha ha. Get it? It’s meant to be humorous! Dude I’d never take you out to a comedy show. You’d critique the guy to tears!

Just sayin’

]]> By: mat http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38190 mat Wed, 18 Mar 2009 02:58:19 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38190 Moreover, they only danced with MJ once. WHereas, every Zombie movie out there has them doing at least one of the other 3 options. Thus, dancing with MJ should be a very small sliver. Moreover, they only danced with MJ once. WHereas, every Zombie movie out there has them doing at least one of the other 3 options. Thus, dancing with MJ should be a very small sliver.

]]> By: Kaiser Steve http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38154 Kaiser Steve Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:01:42 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38154 Those Zombie's aren't unreasonable.... I mean they're not going to eat your eyes. Those Zombie’s aren’t unreasonable…. I mean they’re not going to eat your eyes.

]]> By: UberPest http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38153 UberPest Tue, 17 Mar 2009 23:56:52 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38153 "Eat your eyes" is not on the chart, so the joke is implied. “Eat your eyes” is not on the chart, so the joke is implied.

]]> By: timmis http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38143 timmis Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:57:33 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38143 They didn't just 'dance'. They did Advanced Choreography!! They didn’t just ‘dance’. They did Advanced Choreography!!

]]> By: abnmlguru http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38141 abnmlguru Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:41:05 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38141 What do we want? Braaaaaiinnnnssss When do we want it? Braaaaaiiinnnnsss What do we want? Braaaaaiinnnnssss

When do we want it? Braaaaaiiinnnnsss

]]> By: Ben Forbes http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38127 Ben Forbes Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:41:32 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38127 That's a shame, I was hoping for a Jonathan Coulton joke :( That’s a shame, I was hoping for a Jonathan Coulton joke :(

]]> By: Reverend Loki http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38122 Reverend Loki Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:28:55 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38122 Why have we got to go to Liz's? Why have we got to go to Liz’s?

]]> By: Brittani http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38121 Brittani Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:24:34 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38121 I think its funny. :) I think its funny. :)

]]> By: feckineejit http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38118 feckineejit Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:16:11 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38118 We take Pete's car, we drive over to Mum's, we go in, take care of Philip - "I'm so sorry, Philip" - then we grab Mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over. We take Pete’s car, we drive over to Mum’s, we go in, take care of Philip – “I’m so sorry, Philip” – then we grab Mum, we go over to Liz’s place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

]]> By: Homer http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38117 Homer Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:15:32 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38117 Are these zombies over 18? If not, I think it's still illegal. Are these zombies over 18? If not, I think it’s still illegal.

]]> By: Drew http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38111 Drew Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:58:46 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38111 With these pie charts, I always wonder why everyone feels the need to make the punchline pie piece the largest. I think it would be just as funny if "dance with Michael Jackson" had a much smaller portion. The humor isn't in the number of zombies dancing, but in the fact that a flesh eating, brain eating creature would even want to dance. I'm just sayin' With these pie charts, I always wonder why everyone feels the need to make the punchline pie piece the largest. I think it would be just as funny if “dance with Michael Jackson” had a much smaller portion. The humor isn’t in the number of zombies dancing, but in the fact that a flesh eating, brain eating creature would even want to dance.

I’m just sayin’

]]> By: Nerd Judge http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38110 Nerd Judge Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:58:00 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38110 I appreciate the attempt, but a pie chart doesn't work here, therefore it loses some of its intended humor. A large portion of what makes a graph funny is the relevance of its structure. I appreciate the attempt, but a pie chart doesn’t work here, therefore it loses some of its intended humor.

A large portion of what makes a graph funny is the relevance of its structure.

]]> By: selery http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38108 selery Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:49:58 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38108 hahahah, like it! hahahah, like it!

]]> By: bronnie http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38107 bronnie Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:48:34 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38107 br...brr....brai....brains!!! br…brr….brai….brains!!!

]]> By: Matt11 http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38106 Matt11 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:47:41 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38106 Not all zombies eat brains... moaning though should be bigger... all zombies moan. Not all zombies eat brains… moaning though should be bigger… all zombies moan.

]]> By: Matt11 http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38105 Matt11 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:46:49 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38105 Thrilllleeeeerrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!! Thrilllleeeeerrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: Schooly http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38100 Schooly Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:28:42 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38100 Eat your flesh and Eat your brain should be reversed. Eat your flesh and Eat your brain should be reversed.

]]> By: Bunkii http://graphjam.com/2009/03/17/song-chart-memes-things-zombie/comment-page-1/#comment-38095 Bunkii Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:08:41 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15918#comment-38095 Or all of them at once! Or all of them at once!

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