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Things a Zombie Would Do



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Things a Zombie Would Do

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  1. Bunkii says:

    Or all of them at once!

  2. Schooly says:

    Eat your flesh and Eat your brain should be reversed.

  3. Matt11 says:

    Thrilllleeeeerrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. bronnie says:

    br…brr….brai….brains!!!

  5. selery says:

    hahahah, like it!

  6. Nerd Judge says:

    I appreciate the attempt, but a pie chart doesn’t work here, therefore it loses some of its intended humor.

    A large portion of what makes a graph funny is the relevance of its structure.

    • Dustyn says:

      Really? Do you really have to delve THAT deep into it? Just laugh and keep clicking!
      Ha ha. Get it? It’s meant to be humorous! Dude I’d never take you out to a comedy show. You’d critique the guy to tears!

      Just sayin’

      • *hic* says:

        agree with Nerd Judge
        just funny = haha, then forgotten tomorrow
        just correct = wtf, then forgotten tomorrow
        funny + correct = creation of art, and memorable conversation for all

        • Daemon says:

          Dude, sorry to burst your bubble but it’s a funny graph, not art, and if it was art the form, structure and the content would not matter, only it’s delivery would.

      • Girl you will never know says:

        Same here, Dustyn.

  7. Drew says:

    With these pie charts, I always wonder why everyone feels the need to make the punchline pie piece the largest. I think it would be just as funny if “dance with Michael Jackson” had a much smaller portion. The humor isn’t in the number of zombies dancing, but in the fact that a flesh eating, brain eating creature would even want to dance.

    I’m just sayin’

  8. Homer says:

    Are these zombies over 18? If not, I think it’s still illegal.

  9. feckineejit says:

    We take Pete’s car, we drive over to Mum’s, we go in, take care of Philip – “I’m so sorry, Philip” – then we grab Mum, we go over to Liz’s place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

  10. Ben Forbes says:

    That’s a shame, I was hoping for a Jonathan Coulton joke :(

  11. abnmlguru says:

    What do we want? Braaaaaiinnnnssss

    When do we want it? Braaaaaiiinnnnsss

  12. timmis says:

    They didn’t just ‘dance’. They did Advanced Choreography!!

  13. Kaiser Steve says:

    Those Zombie’s aren’t unreasonable…. I mean they’re not going to eat your eyes.

  14. Cowicorn says:

    These shouldn’t be referred to as graphs. They are grafs. Similar but different. A Lolcat isn’t just a cat. Pass it on.

    GRAFS

  15. Snickers says:

    THRILLER!! THRILLER!

  16. Eggmeier says:

    Lurching about in shopping malls…

  17. Elizabeth says:

    There is no space for playing Zombie games

  18. bubsAKAvermin says:

    maybe when I become a zombie, the first thing I should do is dance with Michael Jackson. :D

  19. Critic Bunny says:

    (\_/)
    (?.?) I really don’t get it!
    (><) But A+ for the clarity of the chart
    \/\/

  20. DepressedRacoon says:

    They won’t be dancing no more… Oh Crivens! Grab the weapons and everybody meet up at a a defensible location!

  21. JOhn says:

    He dead.

  22. Nippy1998 says:

    I love Triller! Michael Jackson rocks! We did a concert at my school of Thriller and we had a whole bunch of students dancing, one had a solo where he did the moonwalk!!


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