Finger written comment on a dirty car…
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What else could you write on other people’s dirty cars?
‘I was gonna write something clever but the owner came out and kicked my ass’
“Also available in *whatever colour the vehicle is*”
is a pretty popular one.
“i wish my wife/girlfriend was this dirty”
NO WAY?! Where did you get this from? It’s brilliant.
All of those are funny. I’ll have to try that out sometime.
I once saw one on a dirty school bus that said, “I may be slow but I’m in front of you,” although it has nothing to do with a dirty vehicle.
I was behind a sherriff awhile back whose license frame said, “Just be glad YOU’RE behind ME’
She is, only with other men.
oooh WIN
That’s what I usually write
I saw that on the back of a cement truck only yesterday with “she is!” underneath in different handwriting… gold
I saw, “If only my life were this dirty…”
lol
the best one I saw was “I wish my wife was this dirty”
LMAO
She used to be.
We used to write lavez-moi, s’il vous plait. At least it was a bit different.
OH WOW this is clever…
I thought people said “Clean Me” more than anything else…
I also quite often see body parts drawn on dirty cars
Yeah, I’m surprised that didn’t make it onto the chart — I see certain portions of the male anatomy on my brother’s filthy car more often than I see “Wash me!”
And swear words…
Have any of these people actually seen what people write into dirt??
Go back to the graph about “Things Drawn on a Foggy Bus Window”
My favorite was “Also available in White.”
+1 to ThrashUnreal’s
I write math formulas on mine. This scares off scoundrels!
Wow. Really? Scoundrels?
Yup, and they say it in that old time 40’s radio voice.
I think it’s more like this: most criminals are criminals because they spent too much time out of school.
I saw “Help I’m a Ford” the other day
How come it never seems to say “Wash me, please?” Nobody is polite anymore.
I think writing on someone’s car to begin with would give that away
too close to the fogged up car windows one!
Also seen:
“Wish my wife was this dirty”
[underneath in different handwriting]
“She is”
Dang!
I wrote “I wish Hannah was this dirty” [Hannah being my girlfriend at the time] on my car once. My mother saw it and wrote “She is”. How lovely.
Next time you see a dirty car, try something more creative: http://bit.ly/49YexK
What about i wish my wife was as dirty as this?
What about reading previous comments?
lol
While driving through Texas, I was following a moving truck that said, ‘DON’T HIT ME! I’M CARRYING ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!!!’
often on the back of long vehecles a sign says “if you can’t see my mirrors, i can’t see you” personnally i think they should be written in smaller writting and say “if you can read this you’re too close”
They have bumper stickers that say that.
Oh, and ‘pull me over, I’m driving drunk’
’stop writing on this car’
‘dirtier than that girl you met on mySpace’ hahhaha
You forgot phallic images. That’s got to be at least %15.
This one is better than the fogged up windows one just because there’s more chance of something funny being written in the dirt which sparks much more interesting comments.
this is a good one:
I am
sofa king
we todd did
That one’s old.
I dun get it.
Best ever: “Test dirt — do not wash!”
That one may be old, but it’s classic so it’s cool : )
Actually, I wrote ‘Up Kerry’
I’ve also seen “www.washme.com”
Yesterday I saw a van that had ‘Sham Wow’ written in the dust on the rear window. While a little too commercial for my tastes I still thought it was at least original.
Vince from Sham Wow and Slap Chop is sketchy enough…he does not need to be associated with a van.
One time my friend was picking me up so we could go to sonic, I noticed writing on the back window of his car in the dirt that said “We’re over -Paige”. Paige was his girlfriend, and it turns out the writing had been there for a few days without him noticing.
I like “Washed by Stevie Wonder”
F**k you man, Stevie Wonder is a musical genius!
“i wsih my girlfriend wa this dirty”
by far the best line to write
I have nothing original to say, so I will just keep shooting down your comments, like the “Simpsons did it” kid on South Park.
I’d probably flip them round
like a record baby, right round, round round…
YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND WHEN YOU GO DOWN WHEN YOU GO DOWN DOWN…
gee thanks a lot, I hate that stupid remix. *smacks forehead*
i just wrote on mine the other day “no ones got it all.”
in German ist mostly “SAU” (female pig)
allergic to water?
I WISH MY WIFE WAS THIS DIRTY!
I once put dozens of full and partial hand prints, then blew on it a couple times to make mouth rings. Also I wrote help in huge letters. Creepy looking when all was said and done.
The best one I’ve seen is “Don’t wash! Dirt test #17″.
“Honk if you’re gay like me”