Comments on: Who Expects What

By: WHoo!

WHoo! — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 14:54:25 +0000

I love references to both Monty Python and Sliding Doors XD

By: random padawan

random padawan — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 05:43:22 +0000

RUN AWAY!!!!!!! KILLER RABBITS!!!!!!

By: cal331

cal331 — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 02:36:13 +0000

Cardinal Fang…Fetch the soft cushions!

By: tahrey

tahrey — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 09:29:57 +0000

slow start, but then turned it right around. it would appear that your chief weapon is surprise. that, and a fanatical devotion to the pope…

well played, sir.

By: CopyrightB

CopyrightB — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 01:09:59 +0000

Even so, Eddie Izzard is still highly a win.
However inappropriate that win may be.

PS: Monty Python is epic. >DD

By: 42

42 — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 17:55:35 +0000

you are superior to the average american brain. i salute you.

By: 42

42 — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 17:52:28 +0000

“so how can we tell if she’s made of wood?”
“build a brige out of ‘er!”
“ah, but can you not also build a brige out of stone?”
“oh, yeah.”

By: 42

42 — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 17:50:58 +0000

“no, not the night who say ni!”
“the same”
lawl

By: 42

42 — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 17:50:12 +0000

your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

By: "we built this city"=worst song of all time

"we built this city"=worst song of all time — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:23:29 +0000

AHA

By: Frank

Frank — Fri, 01 May 2009 21:50:54 +0000

Alright, you got me. That was pretty funny.

By: Ben

Ben — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:02:34 +0000

Huh, I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition

By: Spanish

Spanish — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:07:34 +0000

NOBODY expects the spanish inqusistion!

By: Sophie

Sophie — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 22:36:50 +0000

OMG< my dad told me about montey python… I am 12 but iT WILL ALWAYS WIN

Burn the witch !! “You must bring me another shurbery” (but slightly higher so you get the two level efect with a little path going down the middle) ! A PATH !

By: Alori

Alori — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:19:35 +0000

I declare your comment your comment about delcaring this graph an win, a win.

Also, your love for Monty Python is win and seconded.

By: Alori

Alori — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:14:31 +0000

Seconded.

By: Alori

Alori — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:13:58 +0000

Pssst! Wrong comedy. 8D

(Eddie Izzard)

By: Lei

Lei — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:26:36 +0000

That graph was most definately awesome….
Monty Python = WIN

By: Lancer

Lancer — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 03:07:29 +0000

Just to explain a bit, that wasn’t actually a random related reference, if you listen in the movie right after he says “we are now the knights who say…” you can hear one of them just sort of burst out saying “Ni!,” idk why but it’s one of my favorite quotes from the movie.

By: Lancer

Lancer — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 03:06:03 +0000

Ni!

By: Lancer

Lancer — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 03:04:32 +0000

Even so it’s presented in a way that’s epic win, so who cares

By: Lancer

Lancer — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 03:03:06 +0000

He puts “this graph to suck” at the beginning, because then you think it’s just about expectations of graphs, and so you thoroughly expect it to suck, but then it says something you don’t expect whatsoever, it’s epic win in the order!

By: Lancer

Lancer — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 03:01:25 +0000

“So, if she weighs about the same as a duck, she’s made of wood, and is therefore…”
…
“A witch?”
“A WITCH!!! A WITCH!!!”

By: joeschmoe

joeschmoe — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 00:18:39 +0000

hey–I’m superer than you

By: joeschmoe

joeschmoe — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 00:15:50 +0000

you spelled EVAR wrong. it’s EVUR

By: Duke

Duke — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 06:20:45 +0000

I expected the Spanish Inquisition, but I certainly didn’t expect it to be a song and dance.

What a show!

By: Squattman

Squattman — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:50:44 +0000

Well, I REALLY wasn’t expecting the Spanish inquisition on that one…

By: j

Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:08:19 +0000

u suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Kamikaze14

Kamikaze14 — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 02:42:26 +0000

I didn’t expect the part about the Spanish Inquisition lol.

By: superschmoe

superschmoe — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 21:18:26 +0000

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SP-Oh, bugger!

It’s even funnier because I really wasn’t expecting that.

By: Allison

Allison — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:43:29 +0000

But this is what this website is about. So maybe you think it sucks, but given the theme of graphjam, it is a bit of a win.

By: Allison

Allison — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:41:37 +0000

Our two chief weapons are fear and surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise and a nearly fanatical devotion to the pope… THREE! Three chief weapons are…

hahaha. WIN.

By: Dohohohoho

Dohohohoho — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 12:29:22 +0000

I think this is more of a reference to the History of The World Part 1….

At least that’s what I thought.

By: alesha

alesha — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 06:03:51 +0000

ahaha i thot it was funny thx for adding the clip =3 can u fave graphs?

By: Ellen Parkhurst

Ellen Parkhurst — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 23:49:37 +0000

first one i’ve laughed aloud at in a while

By: Zoe

Zoe — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:31:12 +0000

There are few things that actually make me laugh out loud.
But I am still audibly giggling at this! It took me a second…but then all of a sudden, I could hear Michael Palins shrill voice…and I broke down laughing!
Genius!

By: Nonymous

Nonymous — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:24:08 +0000

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPAN-Oh bugger!

By: MoonHitler

MoonHitler — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:55:07 +0000

Indubitably good sir.

By: NemesisKismet

NemesisKismet — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:18:56 +0000

Lame! I’m fairly certain someone did this already but I’m lazy so I’m not going to look it up. *naps instead.*

By: Marc

Marc — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:26:48 +0000

Do you have a flag?

By: mahher

mahher — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:38:09 +0000

You sir/madam have put your finger on why this graph does indeed suck. My hat’s off to you.

By: Daemon

Daemon — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:37:22 +0000

And you are right in your thoughts.

By: Daemon

Daemon — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:35:22 +0000

We are the knights who say NI, NI NI NI NI.

By: Turtleducks

Turtleducks — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 10:16:43 +0000

“Why do you think that she is a witch?”
“She turned me into a newt!”
“A newt?”
“Well, I got better…”

Python jokes are awesome. FOREVER AND ALWAYS.

By: weaselpwnz0r

weaselpwnz0r — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 06:53:04 +0000

although i kind of like that “spanish inquisition” is at the end. it’s sort of a stronger punchline, if you weren’t anticipating that column’s label. if it you get to the part that says “the spanish inquisition” and you go, “huh. i didn’t expect that to be on this graph, given the previous two unrelated columns,” then that’s a bit of a success, because it simply reinforces that no one expected the spanish inquisition.

that’s what i have been thinking about.

By: weaselpwnz0r

weaselpwnz0r — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 06:45:24 +0000

I retort, “Ichyichyichyichyptangwhunbvoingenvlouschen!”

By: ascatal

ascatal — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 05:58:04 +0000

I just have one thing to say NI!

By: Schooly

Schooly — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 02:45:14 +0000

Okay, the graph sucks but Zep’s comment is a definitive win.

By: Schooly

Schooly — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 02:44:19 +0000

Gawd. Really?

By: Schooly

Schooly — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 02:43:20 +0000

I’m with qwerty. Blech.

Or perhaps meh.

Not sure which. But Python couldn’t save it. The whole “how many” thing on the side made me go “phhhht.”