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YES! YES! YES! FINALLY!! A SONG!!! YEEEEESSS!!!!
*scratches head*
what song might that be?
whups, i didnt see the video until i posted the comment.
sry.
OMG Shadow I specificly clicked on the link saying “easy come, easy go, will you let me go?” because I KNEW it was Bohemian Rhapsody.
It boggles my mind when people forget the great “old” songs.
I can understand not knowing how to spell the name, but not forgetting what the song is…
You didn’t know this song straight off…? That’s poor. It’s voted world’s greatest song ever!
im thinkin’ of a little bohemian rhapsody…
Bohemean Rhapsody you idi!!
It’s about damn time too.
WIN! Best graph ever!
YES! Best Graph EVER!!!!
Let us bow to the lord of graphs
this is lame.
you sir are lame. This is a kick ass song thank you very much
The song is great, but this graph sucks ass.
Your mom sucks ass. (Ha! see how that worked on two levels? aren’t i clever.)
This graph is ultimate win so shut it.
lol nice.
how exactly does this graph suck ass?
imo, this is the best graph i’ve seen on here to date.
It’s nothing to do with a graph, it’s the just lyrics of a song with a wiggly line.. If If this amuses you I believe you can get a similar effect if you just add the lyrics of a favourite song of yours to a pie chart, should keep you amused for hours.
Nerts.
The ascending No scale is artistry.
This is actually quite clever
i agree with this guy this graph is a fail.
that would be incorrect. this graph is a WIN.
You would be incorrect. This graph is an epic fail. All the fanboys orgasming over it are even worse because YES, the song is fucking awesome, but NO, this graph is not. It makes no sense, references the lyrics inaccurately, and doesn’t even have labels for the x-axis.
You are an epic fail, sir.
I have a sneaking suspicion that you don’t know how to read graphs…
And an epic fail to you, sir.
Suspect all you want, but you’re still wrong.
True, sir, true. For example, “Bismillah” is spelled “Besmallah”-it means God is Good in Arabic (anyway that’s what bothered me about this graph)
I don’t take issue with the spelling – transliterations vary. Plus, Freddy Mercury (AKA Farouk Bulsara) came from a family of Parsis – a Zoroastrian sect with Iranian roots. So, there was probably significant use of Farsi, which has very different phonological inventory.
But “Bismallah” doesn’t mean “God is good.” Maybe you are think of “Allahu Akbar,” which is “God is the Greatest.” Bismallah means “in the name of God” – B is with or in, Ism is name, and Allah is God.
The Basmallah/Besmallah is the full invocation: “Bismallah ar-rahman ar-rahim”
“In the name of God, the most Gracious, the most Compassionate”
I’ve also heard it translated “the most Beneficent, the most Merciful”
Devout muslims use it for beginnings of all kinds, whether it’s starting a lecture or starting recitation of a prayer.
go sonja!!! muslim pride, muslim pride.
Don’t forget eating! You have to say it before eating too! Along with Awudu billahi minasheytaani rajeem.
no x-axis necessary. just read from left to right.
The graph already :has: an X-axis. The problem is that it’s not labeled–and, unfortunately, when you have an X-axis, a label :is: necessary, whether or not you can tell just by looking at it what it’s supposed to mean. That’s what makes it a graph. And while we’re discussing the axes, let’s point out that the Y-axis is labeled as some sort of probability, yet the Y values are lyrics, not increments of probability.
This graph has a lot of potential, but it needs someone with better graph skills to carry it out successfully. You wouldn’t ask Mariah Carey to sing “Bohemian Rhapsody,” would you?
The X axis is time
The Y axis reflects ascending levels of forte.
X-AXIS – Time (82 bpm)
u are an epic fail ur self. no go cut ur wrists.
Yes, I noticed that the lyrics are messed up on this graph…which is awful, given the song’s awesomeness.
This one ROCKS!
No. It says “Probability,” which makes no sense whatsoever in the context of the graph. This is graphical fail of a win song.
He didn’t even label the x axis, it’s almost as if the graph was only intended for humourous purposes!
Oh wait…
¬__¬
Now, if only they got all the lyrics correct.
and it’s all 0. the singers of that band were Freddie Mercury and Brian Mays. listen to it, that is almost all Freddie
FAIL! Brian May, not Mays. And they all sang at some point..
Major fail. Roger Taylor has an amazing counter tenor voice and was the powerhouse behind the falsetto vocals.
but they still had to speed up his vocal track to get it to hit the highest notes.
I’m fairly certain Roger Taylor was, at that point in his life, quite capable of hitting those high notes without needing help.
I was once small enough to swim in a 5-gallon bucket. Doesn’t mean they should chop me up when I need a refreshing splash.
“I was once small enough to swim in a 5-gallon bucket. Doesn’t mean they should chop me up when I need a refreshing splash.”
i lol’d so hard at that, i still dont know why but its hilarious.
alright, looking at the lyrics sheet, I was wrong.
he did do some in this one.
Sorry for wasting time.
can you believe that for so long I thought that I’m in Love With My Car was sang by Brian May, boy am I glad my dad owns the cd
while I have no desire to join the singer discussion – it is excellent that you got the meaning of the Y axis, sadly missing in some.
This may be the greatest graph to have ever graced graphjam. EVER.
Agreed.
Thirded.
fourth…ded?
fourthed?
forethed?
forehead? … ed?
foreheaded?
foreheaded.
You sir, fail.
*chokes*
Are you being serious?
Mamma mia.
Mamma mia
Mamma mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
For meeeee. For MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*guitar bit*
So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
ohhhh, baby….can’t dot his to me baby…
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of heeeerrrrre
oooooh yeah ooooh yeah
nothing really matters, anyone can see, nothing really matters to me.
any way the wind blows…
*hits gong*
EPIC WIN
That really was pretty slick.
Almost seems planned…
WIN WIN WIN!!!
(I love you guys)
Greatest. Graph. EVER!!!
Right that’s agreed then – Best GRAPH EVER!!
I am overjoyed to see a song chart once again grace GraphJam with its presence, and saddened to find that it is full of fail.
You, sir, lose.
Agreed. +10 for going back to song roots of graph jams…..-1000 for making no sense whatsoever
No one seems to have mentioned yet that he didn’t even spell all the words right in the (nonsensical) y-axis label.
The Y axis is the likelihood of a particular singer singing the different parts of the lyrics of this song. See above. Also discussion of spolling.
The song is great to begin with
*facepalm*
Great song, abysmal graph.
Remember the good old days when people made an intelligible graph instead of trying to play to fans? Me neither, but at least fucking try.
This comment is win.
This graph is indeed quite awesome, the only teeny tiny thing missing is . . . .
MAMA MIA, MAMA MIA!!
I get that the graph is the song. But its construction makes no sense at all. The video is a complete WIN; Graph=Fail.
Pi chart: Fail/win according to graphjam users:
FAIL ->( | )<- WIN
Comment win.
I agree. The best graph ever made in GraphJam. Congrats
I have to agree… Finally a song graph.. HOWEVER…
The graph dosn’t really make sense.. PLUS there is a major mistake after the 2nd Bismillah it should be identical to the first Bismillah(sp?)
Great video,
*ponders* I think i should re-submit my musical graph since it never made it on the front page…
*sigh* Not every graph will make it to the front page…don’t clog the system by submitting the same thing over and over again, please.
Don’t clog the system by trashing everyones comments you negative twit!
Anyone notice it’s only Roger Taylor’s part he includes in this? Mamma mia was Freddie’s part wasn’t it?
HA HA HA HA, but it’s not quite accurate. ‘A’ for effort!
Axis fail!
Not bad, not bad at all, but what I really need is somebody tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo looooooooooooooooooooooove.
I think Nulono is up for that job
I need more cowbell instead
Brava!
I see what you did there. Very good try
Good to see someone attempt a proper graphjam.
Anyone who claims the failure of this graph is a failure to Queen, Michael Myers, Dana Carvey, and everything for which they stand.
And anyone who claims the failure of this graph is a failure to Queen, Michael Myers, Dana Carvey, and everything for which they stand is a failure.
I had to read this three times in order to get it -_-
Anyone who claims this graph fails knows the proper lyrics and knows how to properly make a graph.
That’s the best one I’ve seen in a while.
Hilarious!!!
I think that the graph is awesome in that you can imagine the intensity of each phrase based on how high the graph line goes – sure the axis don’t make sense, but I don’t think that was the graphologists intent.
LAWL. That made my morning.
Now, if someone were trying to make a serious chart, this would fail. However, for comedic purposes, you are full of win, graph-maker.
i think this is the best graph iv ever seen
I don’t get it.
Best graph ever posted on graphjam. Genius!
You sir, are and idiot.
So no one voted on YOUR graph eh? You are in the minority. Maybe mattykru can draw you up a graph to illustrate how in the minority you are.
WIN
No, no one voted on the graph I didn’t make. Woe is me. That’s why I think a graph that makes no sense is fail. Because I have no reason to be bitter.
Also, the “are and idiot” bit is a meme from 4chan. Welcome to the internets. Now get off the computer so your mommy can use it.
Having to explain meme from otheer website= FAIL.
Posting FIFTEEN TIMES in judgement of others’ aesthetic reactions = SUPER MEGA FAIL.
Congratulations, Seddah.
Nitpicking and throwing other people’s fails in their face = EPIC FAIL. Get a life, dude.
Who’s nitpicking and throwing other peoples fails in their face now? Audball, aka Seddah
WORST GRAPH EVER! Song on the other hand=awesome
Utter win. Well, a valiant attempt at getting the lyrics straight. Still, win.
Also, the better lyric is from “Brighton Rock:”
Ahhh, Rock of Ages, do not crumble, love is fleeting still;
Ohhh, Lady Moon shine down, a little people magic if you will…
(BAR CHORD BAR CHORD BAR CHORD BAR CHORD)
song == awesome, but graph == fail
They didn’t even get the lyrics right. No need to elaborate further.
win win win
fail fail fail
Wah, wah, wah
*cry cry cry*
wank, wank, wank
mattykru are the champions
What the fuck is the x-axis?
Time. Don’t you know this song??
The x-axis isn’t labelled, which is what I was getting at. This graph is an epic fail.
Like your spelling.
At first glance the graph made no sense. Then I thought about it–that Mercury, May, and Taylor contributed tracks–interwoven and overdubbed–and that Taylor sang the high parts. The higher the singing, the higher the graph, the higher the probability that Taylor’s voice is the most dominant.
Very well done!
OH MAMA MIA MAMA MIA
This made my day. I’m no graph aficionado but I love it!
Some of you are taking this way too seriously.
This graph was funny. Probably one of the funniest ones I’ve seen in awhile. The fact that it’s Bohemian Rhapsody makes it just that much better.
This graph, despite it’s flaws, is an epic win.
No, no it isn’t.
0H T3H NOSE, THE X-AXIS ISN’T LABLED THIS GRAPH FAILS MORE THAN 9/11 NERD GASM AAARRRGGGHH!!!! seriously guy is a funny graph get over it
Guy is a funny graph, but this graph isn’t funny. Nor is it Guy.
There are many more reasons than one for the failure of this graph.
I haven’t seen the Guy graph…is it funny enough to justify the time it would take to look it up?
haha, awesome. and I thought graphs weren’t cool anymore.
Lmao! Now THAT’S just clever!
This is the greatest ever!!!! I laughed my butt off!!!! Thank you for putting a great end on my great day.
Best. Graph. Ever.
…and to all those opposed… Heh, well…
Woot! GNR reference in a Queen post. Priceless.
Oh, the graph made me giggle.
/Get in the ring… get in the ring…
Only here will someone create an obscenely clever graph and people bitch about the little things….
Mama just killed a man….
Classic. Awesome. Win.
omfg, i am in friggen love with you man
This graph is a great idea. Now wait for Seddah to start spewing in 3,2,1…..
Sorry, I was to busy fucking your dad in the ass with a strap-on. Second Saturday of every month. Fridays are for your mother.
Right on time. So, you need a strap-on huh? Penis envy much?
Epic WIN. Queen rock.
amazing
it’s all in the name.
What is? Your failure?
Great song. Completely lame graph. The graph says nothing new. It just regurgitates the song. If I want the song, I’ll actually listen to it.
Make a better one or go cut your wrists.
*Slap*
why would anyone scare a moose?
I don’t know but those hairstyles would do it. Meese are sensitive
Meese? I thought it was “meeses”?
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am writing to congratulate you on the creation of this epic win.
You win +1 internets.
Yours, Anon
Funny that so many people are arguing about whether this graph is WIN or FAIL. It’s obviously a matter of opinion, so who cares?
You either think this is awesome or that it sucks. Good for you either way. Personally, I think the concept is effing hilarious and I could care less about whether the graph itself actually makes some semblence of sense.
I find this is a great graph, but the only thing is that it’s kinda messed up… He should have spent a bit more time making sure he was doing it right. Like I said this is still a great graph, the idea is flawless but the execution is lower.
Oh and as to everyone bashing this… back when graphjam was just starting this is the only type of graphs they had, song based ones.
… Epic Win.
three words son. best. graph. ever.
…MARRY ME.
very fun idea – love the song, have since it came out. Considering all the ridiculous things people make these graphs about, I think yours is great and well done. So you have no labels on one of your axes – fine, you’d fail a math assignment, but you got this old lady to laugh!
I’ve seen the best graph that could possibly ever be made. I can stop looking at this site now that
It won because it mentioned Roger Taylor.
HOORAY FOR QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bravo, very clever indeed!
I cried. Literally.
Bohemian Rhapsody. YAY!
this is the best graph I’ve seen so far…
EVER!!!
Epic Win, as a reward I shall let you go
You are all arguing over a graph, that’s a big FAIL!!!!