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Estimated Distance Between My Car and the Car in Front of Me According to



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Estimated Distance Between My Car and the Car in Front of Me According to

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  1. Dex says:

    So true…..

  2. Next column over to the right oughta be— Jewish mothers!

  3. M says:

    Hurray for sexism!

    • Yosh says:

      Not if it’s true!

      • AshGavs says:

        So youre saying youve done a thorough experiment to test this? Are you absolutely positive this is true. That girls are always that much more far off than men in estimating the distance between two cars? And that its because of their gender and not some other factor?

        Its sexist. and your comment reveals you’re sexist.

        • cucuto89 says:

          But men are genetically superior to women. It’s a proven fact.

        • Nwabby says:

          It’s not. Trust me. Although men do tend to OVERestimate the distance.

        • Ratchet says:

          Actually it’s not sexist, it’s a biological difference. Men have better depth perception while women see colors brighter.

        • SupaKen says:

          Fewer women are in accidents then men. Its proven that a greater following distance decreases accidents. I don’t see the need to run experiments, when logic will suffice.

          Hes not sexist, you’re an idiot.

          • Kyle says:

            What does accidents have to do with this? Guys like to do crazy crap in cars that why we have more accidents. Women do over-eaggerate it happpens. No matter what it is. Espicailly mothers

          • AshGavs says:

            Hmmm do you know the difference between correlation and cause? And I’m the idiot? You’re obviously not a science major because any LOGICAL scientist would say accept nothing until its proven. Relying on correlation over direct cause, oh yes, you’re very logical.

          • Kayleb says:

            why is he a idiot ?

  4. Blackpanther says:

    Yes. This. Exactly this. But i’d interchange “female passenger” and “male passenger” columns.

  5. OldGregg says:

    So I guess his mom is not a female?

  6. Dfrtbx says:

    seems we’re in the same boat

  7. Pro says:

    Goddamn right.

  8. Kt says:

    So true, but i normally get, “ur going too fast, slow down” and im actually doing 30 or bit less in a 30mph zone!! lol

  9. B0Bo says:

    What about the stupid comment on the bumper sticker? Those always seem to thing you’re RIGHT THERE!

  10. DragonKat says:

    I think there should be a category that over estimates the space… ;)

  11. vervain says:

    Would have been funny if not for the sexism.

  12. MKC says:

    Can you say sexism

    • DragonKat says:

      It wouldn’t be sexist if it is based off of the experience of the person who made the graph. Technically, it could be perfectly accurate for the creator, where as it would be completely different if someone else made it.

      It isn’t sexist. It is only sexist because you see it that way.

  13. Lynx says:

    For me this would be opposite. My mom is a maniac driver and I tend to yell at her, while I keep overly-cautious distances.

  14. dave says:

    dude, the male column should be larger than the actual distance.

    that would mean they are tailgating the person in front of them but still think they have plenty of space.

    FAIL

    • R says:

      Yes, this! There should be a ‘driver’ category on the left side, an ‘actual distance’ in the middle and ‘my mom’ on the right side.

  15. Fay Rowe says:

    Lies! All lies! Obviously, part of a diabolical conspiracy to undermine the influence of mothers!

  16. ZekeSulastin says:

    Soooooooo … if the ‘male’ and ‘female’ columns were switched, could I whine about sexism like you all do?

  17. Stealingbread says:

    LoLZ t3h wimminz are bad drivers! They shud b bakin pies insted.

    No wonder you haven’t been laid…

  18. ladybug says:

    I’m the Mom referred to in the graph and I thought it was hilarious!
    All you “sexist” creatures….get over yourselves!

  19. Powers says:

    This needs an additional bar for “guy in the next lane who wants to get in front of me.” Of course it’d be at something like 75 feet.

  20. Gorban says:

    Men have demonstrably better depth perception than women, on the whole. (Individual cases will, of course, vary significantly.)

  21. danny L says:

    omg…i didn’t know i had a long lost brother/sister!

    i HATE my mother riding with me!


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