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This is most good, most good.
But, aren’t there always more zombies then humans?
Not at first… lol
are you doin that winnona ryder thing? xD cause i love that bit. muhaa
Food chains aren’t pyramid shaped. I eat too many zombies.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAINotrophs?
I thought humans were animals?
Lol?
Meat is muuuurdeeeer!
Tasty, tasty murder.
Oh, you silly, silly Jefoid. Humans are obviously outside of the realm of animal, because we build things, and destroy the planet. This makes us better than animals. Have you not learned that yet?
Jesus Christ pwns ‘em all.
I see
this is the foodchain i live by *runs to get rifle and crowbar*
That isn’t a chain… Fail.
this isn’t a comment…
Magritte ftw.
Hehehe
You realize this is the food pyramid, not the food chain, yes? I guess I need to cut down on the amount of zombies I eat, they’re making me a little rounder than I’d like to be…
Dear great corrector,
you do realize this is indeed a Food Chain and not a Food Pyramid i guess your one of the zombies like mostly everyone else
Your reply to MissingHorcrux is so grammatically incorrect I had to read it twice to figure out what you were saying. Dolt.
I mean, you don’t even end your sentence with a period!
I know what your on about, i didn’t see a period and i just kept on reading the entire page, it wasn’t till 5 minutes later that i realized the comment had ended… seriously there’s a limit to being a grammar-nazi.
RJ, you shouldn’t be insultin’ my man Chuck Norris
It is in the shape of a pyramid. Ergo, it is a pyramid, not a chain.
If you want to get really technical, which it seems you do, the shape is actually a triangle not a pyramid.
Kudos.
But “the Food Triangle” doesn’t have quite the same ring, does it?
Check out the new food “pyramid”… it doesn’t even show a hierarchy. There are just bars extending from the top point to random points on the base of the triangle, and each “slice” of the “pyramid”… never mind, it’s wrong anyway.
Hucked onn fonix dun thees gy gudd
It’s neither. It’s a diagram of trophic levels.
Missinghorcrux, funny comment
They forgot Chuck Norris…
Isn’t he 69 today?
I know i was, Bow-chika-wow-wow
what? where did tucker from red vs blue come from??? and i was about to say, they forgot chuck norris and venus fly traps – the two things that defy all logical food chains… or pyramids, in this case
Oh… I forgot fly traps.
Oh great, no Obama changed the food pyramid as well? Hey, I saw ‘I Am Legend’ man, I’m sooooo takin’ me some shootin’ lessons. Damn zombies.
Those were vampires, not zombies. Nice food pyrichain, though!
In the novella they were vampires. In Vincent Price’s version, I believe they were vampires. In Charleton Heston’s version, they were… murderous albino freaks?
I’m not exactly sure what you would call the turned population in Will Smith’s version. I thought they were cool – and most terrifying, but I wouldn’t call them zombies, either.
The novella, however, is simply amazing, and indeed, they were vampires.
Really? Oh well, I think I’ll call them vampires with zombie characteristics.
you guys ever watched the original “The Omega Man” from 71 with Charlton Heston?
Still have it dubbed on VHS from a long time ago. Now if only I had a VHS player…
Goodness people… quit nitpicking the mistakes and enjoy the joke..
But I am so irritating that I cannot enjoy the joke unless it is correctly worded. Really.
Yes, you are irritating. You don’t have to post your whining little comments about it, because honestly, no one cares.
Did you just whine about my whining? At least I admit to my whininitude. Whiniosity. Whinininess.
I most definitely did whine about your whinitude. Stop whining.
I think RJ should just leave GraphJam and start his own site with his ‘amazing’ jokes along with Mr Buzzkillington, we can all have fun with his droll stories about bridges correctly worded by RJ… seriously get a life RJ.
This is a rip off of a shirt from Threadless.com, but the shirt is much much better! Check it out.
http://www.threadless.com/submission/174477/The_Food_Chain
I can’t help but wonder where a few other demographics fit in. I mean, what about:
* Vampires?
* Cannibals?
* Zombie animals (such as zombie dogs or zombie elephants in the Resdient Evil series)?
*Furries?
Well, ok, maybe not the last….
Wow, someone managed to prove Liz Lemon right and create a triangle graph…
Triangle graphs are my fav!
Eh. It’s an okay graph. Meh.
Win! =D
What it should say at the top is “Flesh eating ninja robot pirate dolphin zombies”
By Joe that is the most crucial mistake, we should remake this graph IMMEDIATELY
AMEN!!
They forgot to put Chuck Norris above the zombies
They forgot to put Chuck Norris above the zombies
BTW I love your blog!
Wouldn’t be the food PYRAMID?
Does not look much like a chain to me…
All right, I gotta call BS on this one. Zombies don’t need people to survive. Granted they eat them when they get the chance, but it isn’t a necessity. If it was, all you would have to do is wait a few weeks after Z-day in your bunker and let them starve to death. This graph presumes that zombies have normal metabolisms which clearly isn’t the case. So, FAIL!
technically, though, humans don’t need plants or animals to survive. my proof? tofu. nasty, but apparently some people actually are able to live off of it.
True…
Tofu? Isn’t that made from soy beans?
Allegedly.
I don’t have a bunker… :[ pobre.
You’re right, but I don’t see how else their metabolisms would function. I think that without food, they would die right off, but perhaps the virus (or other contaminant) could still spread posthumously long after the fact (prohibiting a surface existence.) The result is inevitably the collapse of the animal kingdom but the resilience of simple organisms and any species incapable of supporting the contaminant. Make sense?
You missed Animal Zombies
The lowest one should be pants, not plants.
Epic win my friend.
Just to note, I never saw that t-shirt, if I did I would have complained about it not being a food chain rather than making this graph.
Quit nitpicking. This graph is awesome.
Raptors?
Humans are actually classified as animals themselves, ya know.
this reminds me of this.
http://www.threadless.com/product/1538/The_Food_Chain
except the t-shirt has illustrations.
But what about crocodiles? Humans eat crocs and crocs eat humans. Do crocs eat zombies or zombies eat crocs?
I think eat food pyramid diets.THE BEST WAY.
Plants kill zombies and we all know it.
zombies love to eat brains.