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me!
Pointless post.
Not quite as pointless as the “f1rst” crowd, though.
YOU
again!
YOOUUUUU!!!
I find that quite true =P
first! and second!
counting fail!
and when me and my roommates are stoned, we tend to have in-depth philosophical discussions about the nature of the universe. and cheetos.
Or you just think you do.
Bahahaha.
Yeah, you definitely don’t. You have annoying discussions about how great it is to be stoned.
My impression of my friends when I’m sober and they’re stoned …
Oh my god, you know what guys? The universe is so … big! I mean, think about it … it’s so … (tries to think of word) BIG. Y’know?
Wow, man. You’re right. (pauses to think) It’s f***ing HUGE!
Yeaaaahhhh.
You got any cheetos left?
hm… i always talk about philosophy….even when im alone….
me too.. and reincarnation. and evolution. Meaningful stuff like that.
dat shit carcking me up
…lay off the drugs friend.
FAIL
You forgot about the munchies.
I agree…where is the food?
Yeah i got a terrible hunger for something… what? where am i?…….
This could be a dual graph. Just replace “stoned” with “drunk”.
I have a friend who tries to talk about quantum physics when he’s drunk >.<
How does that usually work out?
Probably pretty, well you just blame everything on quantum
crap the comma moved… I’M WATCHING YOU
Most of the people I know have really really deep conversations when they are stoned, it is really fun to listen to! They actually have some quite fascinating ideas…it is too bad they never remember any of it.
“… and thats how we could stop world hunger using a paper clip and some duck tape… wait what?”
“duck” tape ????
tape made from ducks don’t ya know
No, they will actually have good ideas. But, if you could end world hunger with a paper clip and duct tape…well that would be quite amazing.
A stoner talking about politics is the definition of epic.
Why would you expect them to talk about anything half-intelligent?
Yeah I think its the inverse for my roomies. They always get incredibly philisophical when they’re stoned.
Too funny! can see where this is very true!!!!!!!!!
I always suspected the ones who continually comment on how stoned they are are just trying to convince themselves.
Do they talk about how to spell roommates?
Otherwise, the graph is right on, except they missed a bit about making plans to eat at Taco Bell or something.
YOU FORGOT FOOD.
Gee, someone’s got their hate on!
Either that, or your roommates are just genuinely boring people… stoned or not.
You forgot about one more thing, which takes up half the chart: naming all the times they were stoned!
I don’t get stoned anymore, but when I did I talked about this:
After the Big Bang, there were lots of stars. After that, there were lots of supernovas which flew chunks of vomit and debris all over the universe, including rocks and shit that became planets. The planets grew animals and people and big screen TV’s. Therefore, we are all children of the stars. Star children.
Now do we have any Funyuns?
your friends suck.
we tried to imagine if air was a colour once…