Things That Suck
Things That Suck
Miley should try closing her eyes.
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I think that leeches deserve a slightly bigger slice. Those things are freaky.
Dude, the leeches should be bigger than miley cyrus
no, miley should take up the whole graph, no, the entire universe.
lmfao! that is so true!
i 100000000000000% agree.
This graph is a total win
For a second I thought you weren’t going to say singing.
According to Kelly Clarkson, it this chart needs a “my life without you” category.
I wish Miley would suck me like vacuum cleaner.
I think we ALL saw one of these coming.
She won’t see it coming.
POW, right in the kisser!
I don’t know, i think Miley sucking out my blood isn’t a very sexy fantasy… unless it’s something to do with vampires THEN i would be interested
wtf is up with vampires, people? if you were a vampire, you would be in a living hell with all that insomnia and never enjoying a good cheezburger cuz all you want is blood
That’s just gross. The same hole that her awful singing comes out of? Yech!
They forgot to add slices for vampires, women of low morals, and this graph
So only women with low morals suck? Well, that’s not right. I’ve got quite a few morals and I suck damn well, thank you.
wanna show me?
No thanks, I’ve got a boyfriend. See? MORALS!
Yeah what he said… now do you want to show me?
good you passed the test. lol
Why is this a pie chart?
Because the cake is a lie
amen to you.
and to you
lol indeed cake is lie therefor pie chart
The cake is a lie cuz the cake is a PIE!
jk. portal rulz.
Huh, it took until the 4th comment before someone said “this graph”. You’re slipping people, slipping I say!
I’d add ‘mouths’ but I ain’t going any further down that road. …Ain’t gonna do it!
I’ve heard way worse than Miley. But I don’t she’d have a chance on Idol.
Oh! That’s hilarious! >>wipes tear from eye<< So hilarious.
Well….that was a waste of 4 minutes.
It took you 4 minutes to read the graph?
9 words is complicated :S
Not the fastest typer.
That’s obvious, it took you nearly ten hours to type the second comment xD
math fail.
How about a Venn diagram?
ok this is annoying! every pie chart i see, i always see a comment saying it should be a venn diagram. sorry but it just annoys me because a venn diagram wouldnt make much sense!
No, a Venn diagram is appropriate here. This pie chart just doesn’t work.
Then again he probably didn’t want this oh so cynical community ripping his graph apart for its incorrectness
oh now i get it! vacuum cleaners on one side, leeches on the other, and miley cyrus in the middle since she looks like a leech and sings like a vacuum cleaner. excuse my denseness.
Well, do you mean that there’s one big circle that says “Things that suck” and the other things inside it? That would make sense.
Graphs on Graphjam should have a slice and it should be the biggest.
poo
you could have said jonas brothers.
i can’t agree more
yea! but miley and the “jo bros” shold have equal slices!! i cant stand either of them!
You know, the only time I ever hear anything about the Jonas Bros. is when people are complaining about them on the Internet. How is it that I manage to live my life Jonas Bros.-free, and so many who say they hate them are unable to?
Ignore them and you won’t have anything to complain about. Easy.
you probably were out of middle school by the time they got famous.
Either that or he’s the kid with only one friend who sits in the corner, wearing a parker jacket indoors, reading a gun magazine
I happen to quite like vacuum cleaners…
lmao vacuums rule
Yes! It’s time to end the discrimination of vacuum cleaners!
Forgot the “Grown men that spend their time mocking little girls” slice.
-bubble pops-
Cyrus’
Actually, both forms are correct.
Wrong.
No, you’re wrong. Both forms are widely accepted.
Especially by me (Bow-chicka-wow-wow)
Technically, you’re supposed to add the apostrophe alone after Bible names only (for example, Jesus’ is correct, while Cyrus’ is not), but no one actually seems to care about that rule and both forms are now commonly accepted.
who really cares?
Too Easy.
what, no black holes ?
Only if you count her career in about a year
Should have a 0.5% slice for:
Microsoft-Made Vacuum Cleaner
…think about it…
Oh my god! I just got that!!!
ooooooooooo, disney got burned. ouch
lol so true, I hate disney.
HELL YEA! soooooooo true!!!!!! i hate her so much! she cant sing well at all!! thank you whoever made this graph!
wow this made my day!
Another Miley Cyrus hate graph? Taking the easy road are we? How pathetic.
The easy road being you mother
Proving once again that there is a bash quote for every situation: http://bash.org/?99835
EPIC F*CKING WIN!
Thank you, whoever made this graph!
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Oh noes! You forgot about the Jonas Brothers!
Maybe he`ll make a new one with the Jonas Bros and a bigger one for the devlish leeches. :nodd:
What? No mom jokes? ANYWHERE? Really? Not even from a troll? Y’all are boring this morning.
Getting all riled up over pop stars for 12 year old girls. Of course they suck to anyone with any taste! Pre-teens don’t have taste, just trends. We all had ours growing up. Let it go people.
My real problem with her is the whole franchise, i don’t really care about her singing (I’m more of a metal man) just when your looking for for girls clothing (NOT FOR ME, FOR GIRLFRIENDS) even the adults line has either Miley Cyrus, Hanna Montana Or High School Musical clothing everywhere, IN THE ADULTS SECTION FOR GODS SAKE
Unfortunately that is for the children. I’m 5′ and was walking past a middle school as the school day ended. Everyone of those kids towered over me. I just thought to myself “wow.. this is really sad.” hehe
that’s either a womens “junior’s” section or a mom trying to be cool thing and living thier boring lives through their children’s interests. you know who they are, they’re the ones that take thier kids to the concerts.
Miley’s singing is actually quite good for someone of her age. You probably are to ignorant to actually listen to any of her music. You just make fun of her because deep down you are jealous that a sixteen-year-old girl is making a thousand times more money than you will ever make. Sucks to be you (That would make a great slice on the graph).
Yes i really hate how she get thousands of dollars to sing for an hour, while i get between £1000-£6000 for a three second website… yeah that really is a bummer
hire me.
Perhaps a venn-graph would have been better.
there are way too many things that suck. there should be like a “top 100 list” of things that suck. not a graph really.
ah youth! a wonder in which just because your famous, everyone thinks you have talent. I HOPE THE JONAS BROTHER GET SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE!
You forgot about the Jonas Brothers!
They suck too!
I was curious as to just how awful her singing really is. She sounds like a 30-year-old country singer o.0
So Much Win Right Here, Maybe needs a Disney Sponsered “Rock” Section that Takes up EVERYTHING.
Still much win though.
On the other hand, Miley Cyrus shoved in a vacuum cleaner full of leeches would be pretty awesome.
wow, it was all in the name of fun. you dont have to go and be such a b*tch. seriously. also, whoever made this forgot about EVERY POP SINGER ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. Amen.
you are all being mean! just because you don’t like her doesn’t mean you have to trash her. Think of all her fans. If they saw this they would cry. I do not care if you respond to any of this, but how would you all feel if this was you. Yeah it would hurt and who ever made this is dumb.
So you’re saying you cried?
sorry, havent tried the whole reply system yet. that was directed at ashley, to inform you all.