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Boo to Comic Sans.
Finally! Someone who doesn’t say the 5 letter f word when they get said place.
Farty? Sorry.
Fired?
Fanny?
aahhh first. the word you were looking for is first =D tehe
bit late now
if ever i meet you… i’m stabbing you in the face.
with a hot soldering iron
covered in spiders
with poison
And love and unicorns and rainbows.
wtf?
I love you.
Copy-Pasta!11!!!!
too far
its spelt F-A-G-G-O-T. douche bag.
Im sure hes not a douche bag.
douche: a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn
so if he was that I dont think he would be able to type or even be able to think, being an object in all
Just saying
its also spelled S-P-E-L-L-E-D
You from the St. Louis area?
Fetid?
Fetid — smells REALLY terrible. Rotting meat would be a great example.
Good job, Idiot. You made it 100 times more annoying than someone saying the 5 letter F word.
:^( I like Comic Sans!
Those words do not compute when used together.
OK Kit, maybe you are on to something, this graph was on the front page of Bad Astronomy and somebody else hated Comic Sans too. What would be your font of choice? (no sarcasm intended…this time, hahahaha)
With 3 choices, it’s tough to put together a nice-looking graph that’s not in an overused font. Especially since Arial, Impact, and Comic Sans are all very overused.
Yeah, it’s like indisputable, only less grammar-Nazi.
You forgot “If you threaten eternity a non-existent bad place”
Or “If you con convincingly state that you are the son of God, and, with a straight face, say that that has to be true because you are the son of God.”
Hell, even “If you can say that someone was the son of god and that they said it first.”
Or more concisely “Read it in a really old book written by ignorant and superstitious sheep herders.”
I’m guessing you guys don’t like Buddha much eh?
Or Confucius, or Lao Tzu, or Shintoism, or Zoroaster…
What does Buddha have to do with this? He didn’t claim to be the son of any god. In fact, Buddhism encourages people to question everything and find the truth themselves.
In short, you’re an ignorant.
but the reply was in response to the statement about ignorant and superstitious sheep herders. and Buddhism is based on Hinduism, which states all people are God.
How, then, are these people ignorant?
i think maybe, MAYBE… this was a joke >.<
the whole buddha thing… because he is one of the few people who aren’t in the aforementioned categories.
They’re ignorant because they think that all people are god.
How did I guess the atheists would be all over this one?
obviously, cause which is the biggest made up collection of facts/stories in the world the ‘bible’ or Darwin’s ‘On The Origin Of Species’ *glares at bible*
Another question you might ask is “Which is the greater source of good in the world?” All I’ve seen of many (not all, but many) open atheists is the tearing down of anyone else’s belief systems. Does it really so offend you for people to believe in some kind of god, even one who directs evolution into the paths it takes? Creation/evolution doesn’t have to be an either-or debate, and it certainly doesn’t have to be anything to get bent over.
Oh, come on, how couldn’t we be? Atheists always have the best humor. We don’t have anyone telling us it’s wrong.
Too true
Because your psychic? Come on now lets not play games, what’s the real reason?
LOVE this . . . as a lawyer whose job it is to persuade people for some reason I keep relying on facts and evidence . . . should be calling Oprah more
Lawyer “This man is not a rapist”
Judge “But we have thirty witnesses that say he is”
Lawyer “Here is Oprah to back-up my story”
Jury “We drop the charges against the prosecutor”
Why are there charges against the prosecutor?
“Evolution is real”
WOAH LETS ALL BELIEVE IT BECAUSE SOMEONE SAID ITS REAL!!
Like that god concept?
and global warming
and the ability to lose 40 pounds in a month by drinking berry juice?
Win
Anyone found some spam to reduce the seize of my Love stick yet ?
After believing mine was too short 100 times i’m getting tired of performing lasso-tricks fore everyone. I work in an refrigerated area and getting stuck to the floor every now and then is also getting pretty annoying.
You’re such an idiot I can’t even begin to explain you.
If you truly want to understand, I suggest you familiarize yourself with the scientific method. Nobody just “says” anything. It has to be proved. And the synthetic theory of evolution has enough proof to make the most probable theory on how life exists in this planet and develops the way it does.
Well, you can’t disprove the existence of God. Why can’t there be a God who directs the course of evolution? It’s not (as everyone apparently sees it) a debate with only two sides.
Dilbert: “But you have no proof.”
Dogbert: “Oh, I have something much better than proof. Anecdotal evidence!”
Dogbert: “Who do you think would be dumb enough to believe anecdotal evidence?”
Dogbert: “I’ve narrowed my target market to… PEOPLE!”
I just watched that episode the other day.
I know people that still think AOL/Microsoft will send them money for forwarding a certain e-mail to all of their friends. *superheaddesk*
I love money, Sign me up!
I’ll give you a check for 10,000,000,000,000,000 dollars in you send me a check for $10,000
Yours truly,
Queen of small country
Hot dam, here you go *Gives check i can’t afford*
I like money to, we should totally hang out. Lets get an adult latte.
I wrote this after I received one of those emails, from someone who has sent me one several times, and each time I explained to them that it isn’t true…*superheaddesk* x2
LOL This makes me think of all those crazies that don’t believe in evolution…
haha that’s the first thing i thought of too
same here
Before the hardcore christians start commenting We believe the facts of evolution over THE MAGIC MAN IN THE SKY
I think of all the crazies who think that evolution and belief in God are mutually exclusive.
You forgot “religious people” and “especially if you tell them god did it”
Yes. Yes it is.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/undisputable
You forgot “National Enquirer”. Bat Boy is real. Is so. I saw his pic on the cover.
It’s hard to not believe it, they’ve got a goddamn picture! Did you see that a woman had a baby with two heads?
What’s worse is “Heard it on Rush” or “Heard it on Glen Beck”. “Heard it Oprah” has a non-trivial chance of being true. The FOX dudes — not so much.
“heard it on oprah”—– fail.
I only know this because my town thought it would be a good idea to give him the key to the city *shudder*, but its Glenn. Two n’s.
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!
But everyone expects you to be a douche
And you.
Daemon: Hey, slack off, be nice.
WIN for the Monty Python ref
once i expected it.
you don’t want to know what happened.
i still have scars.
OPRAH, what does the scouter say about his power level?
DBZ reference FTW
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!
Fanmom in audience: OVER 9000?????!?!?!!! that MUST be right!!!!
OVER 9000 PENISES!
O.O ah, the memories.
word
that sure was one.
remember that fake story about the military oath that says it’s false and people still bought it?
http://jumpinginpools.blogspot.com/2009/01/military-to-pledge-oath-to-obama-not.html
emails like Obama changing the military oath
You forgot to put a line for “everything that comes out of Barack Obama’s mouth.” Maybe GraphJam doesn’t allow 67,000-pixel bars that break out of the top of the chart, though.
Yes, I thought about that, but if I put a 20 meter vertical line and 2 meter horizontal line for “Everything that comes / came out of Obama, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Reagan, Carter, Ford and Nixon’s mouth” it would not fit on the T-shirt. Maybe I’ll redo it and have it put on a billboard. Or write a song about it and have it on the Billboard Charts.
I still need a suggestion on what font to use instead of Comic Sans.
I suggest anything else that isn’t Arial, Times New Roman or Verdana. Go find one of those bitching fonts that you download off of wherever and just steal it.
None of the fonts currently available to you on Cheezburger. They’re all overused. Some good ones are:
- Tahoma
- Georgia (good in print, bad in small screen fonts)
- Calibri
- Britannic Bold
- Rockwell
- Cooper Black
- CreativeBlock BB
- Eras _____(Bold/Demi/Medium/Light) ITC
- Geometric 231 BT
- Gill Sans MT
- Franklin Gothic
- Impress BT
- QuickType
- Trebuchet MS
That’s a pretty good starting point. If you don’t have those, you might want to try searching for them (and others) online.
Everyone seems to be forgetting the more obvious missing bar:
“Read about it online”
Yeah, thats the most prominent one
Thought about that one, but the graph would have been too crowded, plus I made it after 2 people who should know better sent me one of those “Microsoft is giving away money, to total strangers like you if you forward this email, by using an email tracking program”.
WIN. I love it.
I love it when the comments turn out to be more entertaining than the original post.
That sounds like an idea for a graph.
There was an oraiginal post? Where? When?
This graph is inaccurate. Where the hell is Wikipedia?
inorite? I’d believe anything Wikipedia told me, no lie.
what I find amusing is the idea of “undisputable” scientific evidence. Hurrah for the Ivory Tower!
FIRST!!!
What a boring website, with a lot of boring comments by a load of boring people!
Come on “GET A LIFE”, Try going out more often and meeting “REAL” people.
BTW
Scotland Ye BaS!
NO U
You obviously lack the life to have anything better to do at 10 AM while (most) others post comments which are better than anything your mind could HOPE to think of in their free thime… like late at night.
Stumbled!
I’ve stumbled over 9000 times
Geez, you must be covered in scrapes and bandages. Even as a ghost, that has to be painful.
usually a friend of a friend’s second cousin’s stepmom is who they believe the most.
Taken too far.
It can never be taken too far, there is only too short.
If you put “words that come out of Obama’s mouth” on a graph, you are going to have a long enough bar to knock the moon out of orbit.
And you get just as long by putting whomever thinks that bush ruined the econemy through his magic powers next to it.
As stated above already, “Everything that comes / came out of Obama, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Reagan, Carter, Ford and Nixon’s mouth” would be a huge bar, it would put a dent in the top of the monitor.
God exists. Period.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster exists. Period.
May you be touched by his noodley appendage, Ramen.
I was touched by pedobear one time….
Show us on the doll where he touched you.
No comment JR??
You just made a pretty nondisputable counterpoint.
He’s probably pretty embarrassed
By the definition of science, there is no such thing as indisputable scientific evidence. That’s the great thing about science. There is always room for debate.
Ah man you guys are funny. The comments are funnier than the actual graph!
For those of you dissing the bible think about this: The bible was written over a period of 2000 years. It was written by shepherds, tax collectors, scholars, physicians, fisherman, kings and many others.
A perfectly complete library that never once contradicts itself was put together by 40 different people who lived over 2000 years apart. (we can’t even get 40 people to agree on a PTA meeting!) That sounds a lot more reliable than 1 person’s theory based on a couple years on an island.
Never once contradicts itself? Perfectly complete?
1. Put down crack pipe.
2. Go through rehab.
3. Learn to think critically.
4. Learn what the word “science” actually means, learn scientific method.
5. Learn what evolution theory and science actually have to say, not what your evangelical “god put the bones there to trick us” preacher man says they say.
Try it out. You might learn something.
Seriously, did you really think that comment through?
You might as well believe Aesop’s Fables.
Oprah Winfry cannot find a man..despite being middle aged and richer than God. She has no children, despite having enough money to adopt 3 out of 4 children available for adoption in Africa, (If Madonna and Angelina Joelie don’t get to them first)
And she is obese, despite the fact that she could hire a different trainer and diet expert every minute of every day of every year (without it effecting her net worth) yet she can’t just.. “put the fork down..fatass!”
And still millions of American women tune in to her show and follow her every word and stupid show and liv vicariously through her fat ass.
I guess it says more about the state of American women than it does about Oprah. Just love yourself..Girlfirend!!And it’s ok to eat until you look like me..who needs a husband anyway. Looks don’t matter…stupid bitch..
FAT ASS = FAT PROFITS.
omg. being a women, i hate opera. she is nothing but a hypocrite. she needs to really just shut up sometimes. i have no respect for women who listen to her.
I’m not much for opera either, but I hear it’s not over ’til the fat lady sings. Oprah’s not much better.