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Not actually funny. Why is salsa a “woman thing”?
Because it’s edible.
I thought Nachos was a man thing to go along with the beer.
Since when is beer a mans thing? Whiskey or vodca comes to mind for me!
No… thats more of an alcoholic thing… oO
So is bacon!!! <3 bacon. women don’t like it as much.
This chart, it be a generalization.
Some bacon even touched it and it came from pig butt.
My mommy says not to say bad words
like that.
I’m a woman and bacon is the holy savior.
have you heard of BBQ bacon logs?
… because only women put salsa ON A LIST?
Men folks just see it and buy it.
The shopping list was “milk, eggs, bread”. It says so on the top.
The circles show what is actually bought when a shopping list contains those 3 articles.
This graph is saying that women don’t put milk, beer or eggs on their shopping lists. It would have actually made sense if the circle with what men have on their list was completely inside the circle of what women have on their list, and people still would’ve gotten the joke that women make more complete shopping lists. The idea works but the execution fails.
Men….make….shopping….lists????
Sort of. We just write down things we need/want when we notice that we don’t have them, then take the list with us when we go to the store.
Isn’t that how everyone makes a shopping list?
ya
So sexist. I, a man, do all the grocery shopping because I do all the cooking. I like to pretend I am a chef. Mmmmm, seared Ahi Tuna with wasabi mashed potatoes.
It’s not sexist your just your wifes bitch
You are = you’re
You are =| your
If you insult someone, GET THE INSULT RIGHT.
That’s like one mistake out of about 20 posts on GraphJam… thats pretty good for me
No, the mistake was you posting that sexist drivel to begin with.
Hey I’m not sexist but if someone does ALL the shopping AND the cooking thats just sexist in itself, i say they should either both do it or take it in turns at least. There’s equal rights for ya (btw for future reference women have all the equal rights they need if they had more then wife abuse wouldn’t be a problem seeing how it’d be fine to fight like men do(or women in some cases) I’m actually probably wrong but i’m sick of feminazis who assault me in the street for being a pig by opening a door for my girlfriend)
Maybe he does all the shopping and the cooking and she does the laundry and the yardwork. It could just be a different division of labour.
You obviously don’t know much about husband wife relations.
Times have changed since the 1950s thats true. work is divided up more equally. however its most common for men to do the cooking at home and do literally nothing else around the house (laundry, cleaning, taking care of the kids, etc.) why is this? cooking is considered a more masculine chore than cleaning or laundry. some respect comes with cooking, there are great chefs, how many historical, great maids have you heard of?
A man who does the cooking and the shopping is a nice change. adding the shopping makes the division of labor a lot more equal (though not perfect if he does nothing else).
I don’t believe for a second that you’ve been bitched at for holding the door open for your girlfriend, or that you actually HAVE a girlfriend for that matter.
This graph is a little sexist, but mostly just stupid.
Good lord, get your head checked.
Maybe YOU should get it right!
You’re = contraction for ‘you are ‘ as in: “You’re not good with contractions.”
Your = something belongs to you, as in: “Your English skills are lacking.”
Also, they forgot spice and everything nice, to go with sugar. And they put salsa twice lulz!
I would buy potatochips too….
Beef should be on here as well. Some form of red meat.
Wasn’t menudo that Mexican group from the 80’s?
And why no Beef Jerky on the man’s side? I loves me some Beef Jerky!
Menudo is a music group and a soup made from beef tripe. Good food, bad “band”.
yes menudo is a mexican group back from the 90’s but is also different types of meat used for stew. to b nore specific its mainly stomach and intestine meat. yes it’s pretty disgusting but quite alright when ur extremely hungry and even still its quite disgusting
I have been told it’s a traditional cure for hangovers.
I told this to a friend, and he responded that it would only cure because it’s worse than the hangover.
I see where this is going but wouldn’t it be better to just call it Shopping list Comparison?
Not really, because it’s trying to say “Here’s the real shopping list. Let’s see what happens.”, resulting in what you see here.
Ah, yes I see.
BOO! When ever I go grocery shopping with my hubby we always spend way more than if I go alone!
Yeah cause your husband buys the beer milk and eggs >.>
And if this was a guy saying this, you would say…”Yeah cause your wife buys the milk tampons and eggs, get rid of her”
I’m sorry your mother hates you, it’s time to stop taking it out on the internet and see a counselor.
No, his mom probably thinks he can do no wrong, which can be worse if you think about it.
I disagree with Menudo on the womens side.
Women don’t buy milk, eggs, and beer?
I think you meant to send this to FailBlog.
I’d say steak goes in the intersection as well.
Hate to admit it, but at my house, this is right on the money
Ditto… only some times he’ll come home with something totaly weird like a watermellon.
Milk
Eggs
Bread
Beer
and a watermellon?! WTF?!
don’t you know having a watermelon is essential, if you don’t have one what would happen if you had guests round and they ask for watermelon, you’d be the laughing stock of your social circle
YUM!
You totally forgot about meat! There should be at least ham or sausage in the blue circle.
Ham, yes!! Hubby will buy ham, bread and butter. I will by a rustique roll, a chicken and mushroom pie, and a pack of Guinness. I am the consumer of alcohol in our house.
MARRY ME
lolno
WTF is cheese water?
All i know is that it would wreak havoc on my Brita filter
It goes along with the Cream Salmon, Peanut butter nutmeg, sausage wings and spinach ice cream.
See, and here i thought it was lobster nutmeg. My bad…though pizza syrup sounds interesting…
is crackers lasagna supposed to be some racist joke?
Hah.. personally I’m feeling those roast beef cookies.
Is this woman pregnant by any chance?
lol
And with Olives Haggis (an international dish),
Salad Cake (for vegetarians),
Toothpaste Roast Beef (for men who don’t like to brush),
Pears Ramen (freeze dried, developed for astronauts),
Raisins Pepperoni (do they put the raisins on the pepperoni, or visa versa?),
Corn Salt (great. “When ordinary iodized just won’t do”),
Bacon Cereal (again, a man thing),
and Basil Biscuits (not that bad, actually!)
Watch out for the Salad Punch, though.
Okay – this graph was kind of funny until I got to this string (sorry if that’s the wrong word) of comments. Now, I can’t stop laughing and my kids are wondering what’s wrong because I’m wiping tears from my eyes. Comments WIN!!
Lmao that is to funny
Pssh i would totally buy bacon cereal
and don’t forget the Pita fish or the spaghetti sausage wings and heck the cantaloupe crab sounds interesting
You forgot pickles in the mens section
I apparently shop like a woman….shhh don’t tell anyone!
you said butter twice on women side
I think it’s peanut butter. This graph is just wrong I buy milk & eggs all the time.
She likes butter.
Holy crap! It’s Paula Deen’s shopping list!
Paula Deen’s new book, Cooking With Butter!
Why is toothpaste the only non-edible thing on the list? Unless…
Unless she’s had a full hysterectomy. O.o
You misspelled bananas.
Mebbe on her list of things to do is to Ban Anna…..proly not.
Let’s not make this personal, okay?
This is great. You can nitpick it all you want but the point is amazing. Men buy the necessities. I’m in and out of the grocery store in 10 min. Women have an outing at the grocery store.
What this means is that someone has too much time on their hands. But if you took it seriously, it would mean that men only buy basics, leaving women to get everything else needed to survive. Have you ever tried to to make a meal from beer, eggs and milk? You can’t even make french toast.
Oops. I didn’t see the bread at first. So with the mens list you can make french toast, but without syrup.
Pff, who wants french toast without syrup though!?
Drink enough beer beforehand, and you won’t care anymore!
Win
yeah… really bland french toast, because you dont have any spices to make it tasty. basically, you can make beer battered french toast which will taste like beer eggs milk and bread. gg.
What this could say is that men are more likely to be impulse buyers?
oh, and i defy you to shop for a family of 4 for the week and be in and out in 10. you need a list just to remember what you ran out of 3 days ago with growing teenage boys.
chauvinism is alive and well, my friends, and it lives in this grapher and mr. 10 minutes. are you always that fast??
Spices in french toast?
cinnamon is indeed a spice.
Of course women have an outing at the grocery store! You get a chance to see everyone in the neighborhoods within 2 miles! You get off the internet for a while! And walking up and down aisles, that’s exercise.
Men are such weaklings about shopping.
I beg your pardon. I shop for myself and cook. Now, when shopping for a large group, i.e. my family, I take a list and am out within fifteen minutes. (It largely depends on the size of the checkout line.) I’m not a supermarket chatter or a grocery store grazer, so I do not spend time on such frivolities. As for your comment about men being weaklings about shopping? I beg to differ, ma’am. We take it just as seriously as you do. Even if we don’t show it.
Guys, it’s not saying that only women buy these things. It’s saying that when shopping men get only what is on the list and women get a bunch of extra stuff. Clearly this person has never shopped with my dad, but then I wouldn’t expect that.
Actually, I would say this graph works as the LIST. Women seem to put all that they intend to buy on the list, and it’s a lot. Men just put what they gotta remember, but BUY lots of other stuffs.
In all sincerity, I am a guy and I purchase responsibly and even cook for myself. …some of the time.
Dumb. Women may buy all that stuff, but men eat it when it’s made.
What does a man need with eggs? And … milk?
The only thing my boyfriend eats: scrambled eggs and cereal.
Oh, and ramen but we’ll just pretend that never happened.
it may be true, but HE’S paying for it.
WIN!
Wow, it’s nice to visit the 1950’s…
Um, no. No he’s not. WE pay for it.
Best thing about this graph – how much time must have gone into it. I can just imagine whoever made this sitting there adding more and more grocery items, stopping occasionally for bursts of raucous laughter and saying to himself “this will be the best graph ever!”
And then when it is finally made it’s ripped apart by everyone like a cheap paper bag
I like how less than half of the people commenting actually got what the graph was about.
It took me two tries to figure out what it was saying, but yes, once you get it, it’s pretty funny.
It doesn’t really matter what it’s about since it’s playing into stereotypes. I’m female and I rarely spend more than 15 minutes in a grocery store and then I only buy what I need for the moment and maybe an impulse buy or two. I’ve also been with guys who spend what seems like eons picking the right produce.
Sexist much? I only get what’s on my list and I spend as little time doing it as possible, so according to this graph, I’m male. I guess my penis is on backorder or something…
Menudo and haggis! Two things I know I can’t leave the store without!
what is a veal carrot …
AND WHERE CAN I GET ONE?!
DELICIOUS!
Bahahah…I WISH I could shop like her. I’m a college student, so my shopping lists consist of:
Rum,
Milk,
Cereal,
Poptarts,
Ramen/Cups of noodles,
Hotdogs,
Mararoni,
Dr. Pepper (for the rum)
and Condoms…
You are clearly one rich college student. As far as college students go.
I buy rum ($20) Every once in a while, I kinda have to save up for it. Also, my parents chip in for the food too.
Milk – $3 per gallon
Cereal – $2 per HUGE bag
Poptarts – $7 per box of 3 boxes
Ramen/Cups of noodles – $5 (for a box full)
Hotdogs – $1 per pack of 8?
Macaroni – $1 per box
It isn’t really that expensive, especially when you have roomies to help pay for it.
The rum and Dr. Pepper I buy only during summers when I have a higher paying job (I still live on campus) and there are EASY ways to get dirt cheap condoms (and yes, still have good quality brand ones).
Dude, when I was in college, I lived off of Ramen, Totino’s (sp?) pizzas at $0.98 a pizza and off-brand hotdogs (for my protein!). I totally didn’t get the luxery of milk… or Poptarts… or alcohol…
Well, the school requires you to pay them so much money for a declining balance of food money (and other things too). So…I pretty much had to take out a loan for it, since it is part of our housing fees.
A case of Ramen
another of Vienna Sausages
aaaaand I’m good.
Sure you can throw condomes, tampons and liquor in there on occasion, but it’s raman and vienna.
The other day I went to the store and I bought milk, bread, and beer. Does that make me a guy? Hahaha
If my aunt and I went with that list, we’re coming home with $200 in groceries because there were 35 cent coupons everywhere… HAH! We’re awful.
Very nice graph.
At first glance I thought it was about how no matter how much or little you buy you always forget the bread.
Then I noticed that those circles do over lap… And the strange gender stereotypes. Now I am sad instead of amused.
Ew haggis. wtf.
Mmmmm, rotel cookies.
Why is milk only on the men side? I think it’s always on a woman’s list.
did any one notice that there wasn’t milk or eggs on womans side?
The shopping is pretty much my wife’s job. So, yes, this is fairly accurate for us. However, I don’t drink. So, you can swap that out for bacon. Many packages of bacon.
tell ya what, i’ll bring the booze and i can have a bacon party
OH NO NOT VELVEETA!!!1!
that stuffs an abomination!
Effectively, it is not far removed from polystyrene.
Remember when they used actual cheese to make Velveeta?
hehe… the lady shops for crabs.. hehe..
Mmm… veal carrots with sausage wings. *drool*
Mmmmmm Pineapple Ragu
Oh, god, this is sooooooo true. And my husband doesn’t like beer…so his list is even shorter.
It’s the Menudo I worry about ….shudder…
This list really isn’t very accurate. Some women do all the shopping in a family, some men do in other families. I (a woman) personally hate grocery shopping and rarely make a list. But I do mostly live off of frozen fish, cereal, ramen, Dr. Pepper and beer. I don’t even have the money to even *think* about buying crap like veal or coffee mustard pretzels.
I thought you were going to say you didn’t even have the money to think.
Actually women make a shopping list, then go to the shop and realise they left the shopping list at home. (This is from personal experience
)
So it might be true that all those things are ON a womens shopping list but most of the times they’re not the things that are actually bought.
womans of course not womens… I should type a little more slowly
Actually I would leave the men-part to Meat & Beer.
You forgot the tampons.
but… I’m a guy and I do %95 of the grocery shopping in our house. So, I guess this is a rip on my man-ness. No, I’m not turning in my man badge, so there.
WE GET BADGES… where was i at the last meeting
Jeez, do you guys want some cheese to go with this whine?
yes… come on make with the cheese, i haven’t got all day
Just make sure you put cheese on the shopping list.
Hey, I just say kudos to you for having haggis on your shopping list! Respect!!
actually, i’m pretty satisfied with this, except the haggis. haha what in the world?
hahahahahahaha!!!
I agree with hot dogs being on the women’s list, but shouldn’t tacos be on the men’s?
Banana Spelling FAIL
Well that’s not fair. My dad does the shopping in our house. And he doesn’t drink.
What about fresh shrimp for the men? King crab? peanuts? Gatorade? Poptarts? Cola?
you get what I’m saying.
It’s rather amusing, once you realize it’s not what they buy, just what’s on the list. My question is, why aren’t eggs and milk on the woman’s side? Is it just something obvious so we don’t waste paper space by putting it on a list? I think bread, sugar, and flour could also be on that “obvious” list, too? Maybe that’s just my home, though…
I have lady parts but my list looks more like the man list :1
So women have a stereotypically well balanced diet… and that’s a bad thing?
I think its just completly sexist. ITs basically saying that men only drink beer and eat eggs and that woman eat….all the things on the woman list.
Are you calling all women fat… now THAT’S sexist
so true.
You guys are taking this way too serious… I’m sure it was ment to be a joke. You are analyzing the hell out of it.
Well, one would hope that being posted on a humor site, this diagram was meant to be a joke.
men don’t make lists, at least not real men!
I do. And yes, I am a man. It’s so I don’t forget things, goofass.
I didn’t get the graph at first, thinking it was about how lazy men will usually be about writing things down (that’s me!) and how much more thought women often put into. But I think there is a sexist undertone that women buy more than whats on the list.
I don’t know about you, but I’m to lazy to make a list XD
you put nachos down twice you imbecile
who buys wine at a grocery store?
i do…
more importantly, who actually has no life as to read all the items on the women’s category.
What are sausage wings?
Haggis, menudo, “banannas”.
Bread is AWESOME.
What is cheese water and pineapple ragu and why do women want to buy it?