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How comfortable your bed is

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  1. Pablo says:

    So very true… You can double that if you have to get up when you have a hangover…

    (first?)

  2. Mat says:

    “Comfortableness” should be “Comfort” seeing as the latter is a word and the former is not.

    • Ninth Man says:

      Who cares? We all know what he meant. It’s a great graph….dont ruin it by trying to find the smallest error.

      • Setagana says:

        It’s a great description of human experience, don’t ruin it with bad use of the English language.

        • yasoup says:

          Once upon a time, “comfort” was not a word. It isn’t as if it was used in a grammatically careless way, i.e. ‘Comfort discomfort log’

          • Setagana says:

            Creating new words to fill gaps in a language’s vocabulary is one thing, creating new words because you can’t be bothered to look up the existing one is just lazy and derisive of one of the greatest languages we have.

            While evolution may be natural to language, I’d still rather be a grammar nazi than ending up saying things like “my harblz. dey needz mor tonr” (quoted from a random ICHC comment)

            • Sinakus says:

              U R H4X0R!!1

              (Sorry, couldn’t resist)

              I totally agree, most people on the internet can’t spell, the rest don’t bother.

              • Lorine says:

                Comfortableness is a word. Verify using a dictionary next time
                before wasting time with pointless and spiteful disputes over your
                opinion (when you are clearly no lexicographer).
                I used the Oxford English dictionary.
                The first cited use was 1581.
                There are several varieties of English in the world and none of them
                definitive.
                Using the word ‘comfort’ at the top of the graph word be intuitively
                nonsensical – to my mind – and would need to be qualified by the word
                ‘level’, whereas the word comfortableness implies a continuum.

                Sorry if the formatting is a little odd, not sure what happened.

      • Paz says:

        Just ignore him, there are loads of nikpiking failures on graphjam we just have to deal with them

    • anonz says:

      ‘Comfortableness’ is a perfectly cromulent word.

    • pfft says:

      Comfortableness is better.

  3. lul says:

    SO true :<

  4. This is the first semi-good graph we’ve seen for about three weeks.

  5. Delta Ray says:

    I really agree with the message, but the y axis left me a little unsatisfied. Maybe at least some sort of unit of comfort?

  6. 0DRK0 says:

    So true…

  7. alia says:

    Sigh, if only it weren’t true..

  8. Kaly says:

    Nice! :)

  9. dalek caan says:

    so true, so true…

  10. midian454 says:

    should add ‘when you are in a roach motel bed’

  11. Charlie says:

    Oh god, this is so true, happens to me all the time >_<

  12. alleee says:

    This person must be under 40. The sad truth may one day hit him like a ton of bricks, when suddenly he’s getting out of bed because his back is fing killing him.

  13. argv says:

    Actually my bed is really comfy, pretty much at all times. Sometimes it makes me moan. Yes, it’s that good!

  14. paul says:

    :( My bed is so cofty at night but not in the morning!

  15. Jessi says:

    Lol, the thing I look forward to most all day long is laying back down in my bed at night. Sleeping on other mattresses is fine, but there’s something about settling down into your own bed, with its familiar feel and smell, that makes me the most comfortable. Waking up really makes no difference in level of comfort…

  16. Erik says:

    if you add cats to the bed you will experience an increase in comfortableness proportional to the amount of food in their dishes.

  17. bronnie says:

    i’m typing this from the comfort of my bed, in the morning… :)

  18. Cat of Ulthat says:

    You know the funny thing? I *am* a lexicographer. :)

    English is a wonderfully versatile language, and I thought “comfortableness” sounded nice and snuggly and just like the kind of thing you would say when you have just woken up.

    I thought about units for comfortableness for the y-axis, but couldn’t find one that seemed satisfactory, so decided to leave it up to the imagination and experiences of the readers.

  19. Seahag says:

    I like comfortableness. And regarding the CATS in the bed–the more cats, the more comfortable the bed. Especially when they all purr…very nice and lazy-making.


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