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Intended Use of Spam when Purchased



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Intended Use of Spam when Purchased

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  1. hawaiian's gf says:

    my hawaiian boyfriend LOVES spam (and yes, it’s important that he’s hawaiian, because according to him most hawaiians love it…gotta be something about living on an island, i figure). breakfast lunch or dinner…his favorite food, ever? spam sushi.
    i guess whatever floats his boat…as long as he doesnt eat it around me!

    • Jess says:

      OMG I was going to reply to this graph, “Unless you’re in Hawaii”…though not originally from Hawaii, I spent three of my four undergrad years at UH main campus in Honolulu (where I ultimately got my BA) and the whole stereotype of Hawaiians loving Spam is soooo true. Every restaurant serves at least three or four different dishes with Spam in it, and some diners even have their own Spam dish section on their menu. It’s so strange. I could never get into eating the stuff, but the Hawaiians sure do love their Spam!

    • PeachyKat says:

      Your reply is very amusing. Not only is your punctuation amusing, you began a sentence with a conjunction! And yes, I find it hilarious! What is the “and” in the previous sentence connecting? It is not connecting anything? There is no need for it at all!

      I have become a grammar azinay! Thanks, “Fay Hooper”.

    • been there says:

      yeah, they sell it everywhere, i tried some when i stayed there, it sucked haha

  2. jl5691426 says:

    The need to eat Spam would definitely be a sign of the Apocalypse.

  3. dolt says:

    this applies to almost any tinned food (exept beans)

    • dolt says:

      having said that i did just have peaches for dessert, but that’s because we ran out of cake and ice-cream, which is close enough to the appocolypse

  4. TC says:

    We ate it during the hurricane when we didn’t have power for 11 days. Yuck.

  5. Fred says:

    Apocolypse? I have heard of no such thing!

  6. Jexxa says:

    Haven’t you got anyfin wiffout spam innit!? I don’t like spam! :D

  7. tiramisu says:

    We bought spam the other, just to see how it was.
    We practically threw up and ended up drawing on a car with it. :(
    Sad, sad story.

    • ClickClick says:

      Darn it, tiramisu, now you’re going to have to do a ‘re-enactment’ of the car drawing incident. And post a video of it onto UTube for the rest of it!
      Start calling those friends up!

  8. Nattgew says:

    Well I like spam, I’m having spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam.

  9. Hell Hath No Fury says:

    shouldn’t there be a comma in there?

  10. Hell Hath No Fury says:

    They forgot the large section for those of us that like to hold the can and sing the Spamalot song. Heresy, I say! HERESYYYY!!!!!!!

  11. Geminate says:

    The problem with spam for doomsday food is that it requires a gallon of water to wash it all down. Usually you will be without water so how could you eat it without vomiting from the salt content alone?

    • AnnaBanana says:

      They make a lower-salt variety that doesn’t burn your tongue like the original does to some people (such as me).
      The point of having Spam on hand for the apocalypse is two-fold: 1) To be used as food; 2) As a zombie deterrent. Zombies absolutely *hate* Spam.

  12. rach says:

    If Spam were the only food left on earth, I’d die of starvation.

  13. that guy says:

    What is spam anyway?

  14. Novawolf says:

    Woohoo! I’m in a minority!

  15. LOL says:

    Yay another chart with one huge part and one really small part. LOLOLZZ

  16. Joseph says:

    There is a tin of Corned Beef in the pantry that’s 5 years past its printed date. Hmm…

    • dolt says:

      ahh, they just have to put them on, tinned food won’t go off for hundreds of years if it’s still sealed, in fact they have openned hundred-year-old tins and found perfectly good food inside

  17. Sinakus says:

    Lol, I thought about that after I played Fallout 3.

  18. Brycey Wycey says:

    Yikes! I initially thought the title said “Intended Uses of SPERM When Purchased!” :-)

    I was like “8-O!!!” when I read the “To Be Eaten” Part!

    ROFLLOL!!!

  19. scott says:

    Spam is good when its mixed in with mac and cheese.

    Other than that, Spam (while in the can) makes a great paperweight.

  20. Taurin says:

    Ajax left out; ‘To put on your shelf and admire.’ Believe it or not, True Believers, I got a Collector’s Edition ‘Spamalot’ can of SPAM at 7-Eleven. I kid you not!

  21. timmis says:

    You forgot “Make Monty Python jokes about it”

  22. n8squared says:

    we’ve got a few years left, store all the spam as possible

  23. BOB the guy says:

    SECOND!! haha jokes im about 66th just so happen that nobody replied o this comment…YEAH!!!!!!!

  24. Kattekitty says:

    my dad does that
    store spam in his closet for the apocolypse
    :P

  25. Lancer says:

    You forgot one other piece of the pie: To make Monty Python referenes :D

  26. brian says:

    I’m pretty sure that apocalypse is spelled wrong. Hmm. Oh well.

  27. Saladh says:

    Monty Python helps, but I lol’d at this so hard my lungs hurt :D

  28. snokful says:

    I have a whole inbox full of spam but I’m just not buying it.

  29. OMGITSTHEENDOFTHEWORLD says:

    THE APOCALIPSE IS COMING!!
    NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN WILL BE SPARED!!


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