Comments on: Probability of this making you want Pizza

By: the crane wife

the crane wife — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 04:04:48 +0000

Are you one of those crazy Christian KKK people who hates everybody that’s not like you?

By: QWERTYCommander

QWERTYCommander — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 08:17:39 +0000

We don’t go to Pizza Hut, due to the nearest one having 2 gay waiters (1 guy, 1 girl), and the 2nd nearest one having awful service (I swear our waitress was a robot)

By: eh

eh — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 19:08:08 +0000

me too…

By: Crow

Crow — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:48:28 +0000

Thnx man. I was hungry, now I’m starving

By: Sky

Sky — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:41:56 +0000

XD yay soemone who knows the joke!!!

By: lol

lol — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 09:05:48 +0000

lol i am looking at this graph at 4 am

By: mego620

mego620 — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 02:43:27 +0000

you forgot “i am already eating pizza” i really am already eating pizza right now

By: username!!!!!!!!!

username!!!!!!!!! — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 16:33:19 +0000

I haven’t eaten since Thursday, cos I’ve been sick… but… that looks yummy

By: rklimek

rklimek — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:25:39 +0000

no its a promise

By: yoshi362

yoshi362 — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 12:50:37 +0000

viking,YOU ARE CRAZY MAN!

By: Brandon

Brandon — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:20:12 +0000

Hmmm… I just happen to be eating pizza right now!!

By: sam

sam — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 18:05:17 +0000

now i wanna pizza

By: MrGreenshell

MrGreenshell — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 03:58:47 +0000

Do you know what pisses me off? When i spend hours working at jewel so i can afford some food, and as soon as i get it i eat it and i don’t have it anymore. I know that’s weird but it’s true. Life would be so much better if when you ate it it didn’t go away.

By: Daemon

Daemon — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 05:54:42 +0000

You realize 6 x 4 = 24, right?

By: Daemon

Daemon — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 05:53:27 +0000

Yeah you should its the best time to comment

By: meh

meh — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:50:18 +0000

Yeah, because just being satisfied with domino’s and being easy to please is much worse than being an annoying, whiny, pretentious little bitch who isn’t satisfied with anything that doesn’t meet your inane, overblown sky-high standards.

Ingrates like you who aren’t satisfied with the basic necessities in life and instead complain make me sick, especially considering the town I live in.

By: Daemon

Daemon — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 12:38:55 +0000

thats right, you wanna see my stimulus package

By: Daemon

Daemon — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 12:35:35 +0000

Is that an offer??

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:36:30 +0000

Yeah, he’s not an over-achiever, you know!

By: Amanda

Amanda — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:10:30 +0000

This made me want pumpkin pie… Because, you know, the fall colors and the pie shape. mmm… pie…

By: mookey

mookey — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:08:56 +0000

The number for the hut is 320 589 4084, I just called it. Two mediums. I hope you’re happy.

By: Gordon

Gordon — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:04:10 +0000

You realize you’re an a-hole, right?

By: The abominable raccoon

The abominable raccoon — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 01:19:46 +0000

You realize no one cares, right?

By: Fizzix

Fizzix — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 01:02:57 +0000

The graphs are bad, but I like watching everyone point it out and the quibbling that ensues from such observations.

By: Fizzix

Fizzix — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 00:59:14 +0000

Are you counting mis-punctuation?

By: Alex

Alex — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 00:24:51 +0000

WOW!!!

I check back here today and theres someone imitating me!! Stop making me look like an idiot!

By: MNM

MNM — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:19:42 +0000

Oh noes!

By: Ppelz

Ppelz — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:22:53 +0000

Eat your vegetables! it’s good for you!

By: Me

Me — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:07:15 +0000

Not funny.

I’m allergic to tomatoes anyway so I don’t eat pizza

(Yes I know, I fail )

By: Elyse

Elyse — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:32:53 +0000

Actually, it made me want candy corn.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:31:31 +0000

it’s the pizza’s name

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:30:55 +0000

not all over, just in a few places we haven’t tried before…

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:30:08 +0000

I really shouldn’t comment after vodka

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:29:45 +0000

I think it’s his name…because that’s how his parents made him.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:26:38 +0000

*reads script* that’s not in there! wait…this means….Oh, Daemon, I always knew you really loved me!!!

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:24:43 +0000

*gets mop, bleach and flamethrower*

By: vervain

vervain — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:28:40 +0000

The whole pizza? Accidenty?

By: Nulono

Nulono — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:43:29 +0000

Why is “Pizza” capitalized?

By: Nulono

Nulono — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:42:05 +0000

The combo was already broken. Sorry. You fail.

By: C'est Moi

C'est Moi — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:32:35 +0000

It could just be his name, you know.

By: me

me — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 14:14:47 +0000

Oops, I just all the pizza.

By: kittehsFTW

kittehsFTW — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 13:48:25 +0000

a buddy and me thought of the idea of a late night cold pizza fast food type place where college kids would go to get cold pizza at 3 am cuz no one else was open. but we’re lazy.. yea those kind of people. hopefully someone does it. i dont want the credit. just the pizza

By: Ciabs

Ciabs — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 13:48:20 +0000

“doesn’t mean that pizza WASN’T invented in Naples…”

damned typos and my two atrophic neurons… =D

By: Ciabs

Ciabs — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 13:46:41 +0000

come on, if we’re going to argue who was the first to bake some bread dough into a flat circle, we’re going nowhere;

if that, even latins had their own version of pizza (which was called “pinsa”, there’s a restaurant here in Rome that still does the thing, it’s not bad actually), but this doesn’t mean that what it’s called “pizza” nowadays was invented in Naples, Italy, as Trinity already stated…

so yes, while there has been something like it probably since very ancient times, I’d still say that pizza is something Italians made…

By: satchfan15

satchfan15 — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 12:29:00 +0000

Win!

By: cj

cj — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 12:26:28 +0000

not impressive

By: Yuval

Yuval — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 11:49:52 +0000

64th!
(That’s 8 squared)

By: Trinity

Trinity — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 10:57:14 +0000

*None*

By: Trinity

Trinity — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 10:56:26 +0000

one of you know what you’re talking about. The Italians didn’t “invent” pizza. The Greeks were doing it long before. True, the Italians were the first (confirmed) ones to use tomatoes, but not for sauce. They were originally used as a topping, the first documented case being 1889 for Queen Margherita of Italy, by a local pizzeria owner. A lesser known theory is that the Chinese invented it first, although stories really don’t support it.

By: bronnie

bronnie — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 09:26:33 +0000

I want pizza hut.