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No.
Whats the number for Dominos?
Do they deliver at 4am?
4am? Make a DiGiorno.
I don’t like pizza….
WTF! Everyone likes Pizza!
FECES!!!
(hahahaha I ruined it) and you commented at the perfect time btw
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
Break yourself!
I wanted pizza before I saw this chart.
me too…
just did… everywhere
*gets mop, bleach and flamethrower*
The combo was already broken. Sorry. You fail.
Are you counting mis-punctuation?
XD yay soemone who knows the joke!!!
viking,YOU ARE CRAZY MAN!
Yeah. Or Not.
For some reason I like cold Pizza better than hot Pizza. o.O
Me too…
agreed. cold pizza for breakfast, mmmm….
a buddy and me thought of the idea of a late night cold pizza fast food type place where college kids would go to get cold pizza at 3 am cuz no one else was open. but we’re lazy.. yea those kind of people. hopefully someone does it. i dont want the credit. just the pizza
DELICIO PIZZA FTW
How are comments and retorts at all probable options regarding whether or not I want pizza? I mean, seriously, how can you measure whether “Do they deliver at 4AM?” has a higher chance than “Not that guy, apparently”?
See your comment? Thats the reason people dont want to hang out with you.
oh no he didnt
That was meant to be joke, I accidentally clicked add comment.
I sincerely apologize Yuki. You are a good person indeed.
Oh yes he dih-id.
STOP!
I already apologized
its like doing a fat chick, no matter how many times you say it, it happened
Who the hell are you?
I cant say I blame you for imitating me, but its getting old.
WOW!!!
I check back here today and theres someone imitating me!! Stop making me look like an idiot!
Yeah, he’s not an over-achiever, you know!
oh yes, he went there
Awww snayyap! *shakes weave back and forth until a chiropractor is called*
Garbage.
So sick of graphs that people try to shape like something. Creativity on graphjam is dead.
you thought i was
BUT NO I’M NOT!!!
But I just killed you!
you killed my…twin brother! who is actually the father of our children!
and I’m the mothers twin sister… that is THE REAL MOTHER
MUHAHAHAHAHA
*reads script* that’s not in there! wait…this means….Oh, Daemon, I always knew you really loved me!!!
thats right, you wanna see my stimulus package
it makes me want to go play trivial pursuit…
If a pizza slice is that colour of bright green, no, I don’t want a pizza.
Eat your vegetables! it’s good for you!
You can stick to your Domino’s, DiGiorno, or any of your disgusting franchise pizza.
As for me, I’ll just have the real European Italian deal.
Why say “European Italian” when you can just say “Italian”?
Pizza ain’t no “European” food, it’s just Italian…
apart from that, I agree with you, the real deal is nowhere comparable with any of those franchise pizzas (and being Italian and with the habit of going each weekend down to Naples at my girlfriend’s place, I do know what I’m talking about..! =) )
oh, this is my first post on the cheezburger network, from what I’ve seen now I should expect some kind of retortive answer, am I right..?
Usually no but oday you get the retort suprise…
Its a kirby
Now eat that Naples (nipples?)
Ciabs, I said European Italian, because there’s also New York Italian pizza which tastes nothing like the pizza in Italy (or anywhere in Europe where it’s made by Italians).
Winnage
holy crap, this goes in the face of my (blissed?) ignorance of such monstruosity XD
one of you know what you’re talking about. The Italians didn’t “invent” pizza. The Greeks were doing it long before. True, the Italians were the first (confirmed) ones to use tomatoes, but not for sauce. They were originally used as a topping, the first documented case being 1889 for Queen Margherita of Italy, by a local pizzeria owner. A lesser known theory is that the Chinese invented it first, although stories really don’t support it.
*None*
come on, if we’re going to argue who was the first to bake some bread dough into a flat circle, we’re going nowhere;
if that, even latins had their own version of pizza (which was called “pinsa”, there’s a restaurant here in Rome that still does the thing, it’s not bad actually), but this doesn’t mean that what it’s called “pizza” nowadays was invented in Naples, Italy, as Trinity already stated…
so yes, while there has been something like it probably since very ancient times, I’d still say that pizza is something Italians made…
“doesn’t mean that pizza WASN’T invented in Naples…”
damned typos and my two atrophic neurons… =D
I wanted pizza until I saw the green slice
I do wish I had some pizza now.
No, i always want pizza
I was about to say this. then you ruined it.
Oh noes!
Dammit. Now I’m hungry.
Aren’t we all?
I think you ate the slice with all the ‘green’ on it lol
Seriously. Why is this funny?
It isn’t. It’s the comment drama that’s funny.
Win!
The graphs are bad, but I like watching everyone point it out and the quibbling that ensues from such observations.
remove the 2nd 3rd and 4th, then it’s correct.
I’m just wondering when pizza became a proper noun.
How do you guys like my graph?
I put a lot of effort into it
…..Did I mention I’m retarded?
Well I liked it! XD
That’s cause you’re retarded too…
do you think people get retarded from reading retarded graphjam… news at 11
I was amused.
Randy here means horny. Randy where you are must mean easily amused.
It could just be his name, you know.
I think it’s his name…because that’s how his parents made him.
I really shouldn’t comment after vodka
Yeah you should its the best time to comment
You didn’t mention it but we kinda got it already
Om nom nom.
How funny, I just had pizza like 10 minutes ago…
Honestly, I really don’t like pizza
Well I just dont like cheeze
Dominos is anti-choice, anti-gay marriage. Why use them, anyway? Nobody likes their crap except dummies who never had anything good.
Okay, you may not feel better now, but I sure as hell do. So there. Flame away.
Yeah, because just being satisfied with domino’s and being easy to please is much worse than being an annoying, whiny, pretentious little bitch who isn’t satisfied with anything that doesn’t meet your inane, overblown sky-high standards.
Ingrates like you who aren’t satisfied with the basic necessities in life and instead complain make me sick, especially considering the town I live in.
I do not find this funny.
I want pizza hut.
64th!
(That’s 8 squared)
not impressive
Oops, I just all the pizza.
The whole pizza? Accidenty?
Why is “Pizza” capitalized?
it’s the pizza’s name
not all over, just in a few places we haven’t tried before…
Is that an offer??
no its a promise
Actually, it made me want candy corn.
Not funny.
I’m allergic to tomatoes anyway so I don’t eat pizza
(Yes I know, I fail
)
You realize no one cares, right?
You realize you’re an a-hole, right?
You realize 6 x 4 = 24, right?
The number for the hut is 320 589 4084, I just called it. Two mediums. I hope you’re happy.
This made me want pumpkin pie… Because, you know, the fall colors and the pie shape. mmm… pie…
Do you know what pisses me off? When i spend hours working at jewel so i can afford some food, and as soon as i get it i eat it and i don’t have it anymore. I know that’s weird but it’s true. Life would be so much better if when you ate it it didn’t go away.
now i wanna pizza
Hmmm… I just happen to be eating pizza right now!!
I haven’t eaten since Thursday, cos I’ve been sick… but… that looks yummy
you forgot “i am already eating pizza” i really am already eating pizza right now
lol i am looking at this graph at 4 am
Thnx man. I was hungry, now I’m starving
We don’t go to Pizza Hut, due to the nearest one having 2 gay waiters (1 guy, 1 girl), and the 2nd nearest one having awful service (I swear our waitress was a robot)