Probability of Food Spill in Terms of Shirt Price
Probability of Food Spill in Terms of Shirt Price
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Who spends $150 on a shirt?
someone who deserves to spill food on it.
yup
If you own a shirt that expensive, something should not only be spilled on you, but make sure it’s meat grease, transmission fluid, bleach, battery acid, etc. Wearing a monetary investment shows a disgusting need to be told how important or awesome you are, and that usualy means…you’re not.
I can’t believe I ranted about that, let alone misspelled ‘usually’. *headdesk*
Well done, sir. That was an awesome rant.
Do you think that guy in a $150 shirt would have anything to do with transmission fluid, COME ON!
I was actually going to say something extremely similar. You just saved me from repeating you! hehehe
Me too! It’s a threefer!
betcha i could chuck a pigskin over those mountains.
Ok, this graph is boring… I suppose I can come up with thousands of such graphs, why would they have to be on the site?
AGREED – can we PUHLEASE get some quality control around here? how many more illustrations of Murphy’s law do we need? these are not funny.
Will. You. People. PLEASE stop b!tching about the quality of the graphs on the front page. If you think they’re so bad, then either 1) compose your own and hope for the best; or 2) vote with your feet and stop visiting this site.
Sheesh.
Well said, depty.
….I don’t even have $50 to spend on groceries, and there are people spending $150 on one shirt?
The wife of my mom’s boss (what an awkward phrase) Spends that kind of money on baby clothes she buys them in France or something. My head almost exploded when I heard it.
Let her eat cake.
It’s obviously true, somebody —pid enough to pay 150 bucks for a T-shirt should be also —pid enough to spill his food every single meal.
I think it’s more like, “Probability of Noticing Food Spill in Terms of Shirt Price”
classic! i spilt half a cup of coffee on my $90 shirt this morning while i was running late for work.
I saw a $90 T-SHIRT in the mall a while back. I couldn’t understand why a t-shirt would be so expensive. Turns out they let you keep the child labourer who made it.
Oh, P.S. this graph is boring.
I agree that the graph is boring, but your comment is a winner! Who is deciding what goes on the front page these days anyway? Most of the time when I vote on the new submissions, both here and on PK, it’ll give me maybe five total – if any at all – to vote on before saying that’s all there is. There is just no way there are that few submissions.
Oops, sorry. Forgot something: {/rant}
lol Why thank you.
And I totally agree. I never see any to vote on that seem to make to the front page AND are funny. It’s always one or the other. And if it hadn’t been done to death, I’d make a graph about that.
Perhaps, but it’s not nearly as boring as any person who would spend $150 on a shirt.
I find it more dependent on color rather than price. Stains just like white shirts.
Anyone notice the y-axis scale fail?
Should be 0.0, 0.2, 0.4, 0.6, 0.8 and 1.0 – unless it’s a weird non-linear measurement(??)
Haha. Nope. This person uses multiple, undocumented breaks in the graph.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3444594
My rendition
There should be a rise somewhere in the $5 range to account for clothing worn during messy activities like painting and washing cars. Um duh
Who spends more that 25 dollars on a SHIRT. Even nice button up business dress shirts are only 20 or 25 bucks.
Not at Men’s Wearhouse. Don’t ask how I know that.
OTOH, they did match up eight shirts, four pairs of slacks and eight ties. I can literally just pull something out of the closet and it all matches. Almost makes it worth it. Almost.
Ha ha…this is classic.
If I notice someone wearing a 150$ shirt, I *spill* food on it
me too.its fun.
Why is everyone so amazed at spending $150 on a shirt? I don’t exactly have a well-paid job but most of my work shirts cost around $100 for a decent double cuff effort.
What normal people wear:
http://www.belisi.com/p-621-van-heusen-wrinkle-free-white-dress-shirt.aspx?utm_source=Froogle&utm_medium=CPC&zmam=8568711&zmas=10&zmac=116&zmap=621
What people who pay too much wear:
http://www.josbank.com/IWCatProductPage.process?Merchant_Id=1&Section_Id=1400&pcount=&Product_Id=152
And that’s still “only” A $65 shirt.
The big difference? One needs ironing if you let it sit in the dryer for 4 hours after permanent press, one doesn’t. Both work the exact same way if you take them out of the dryer promptly.
If I spend $125 on a shirt, It damn well better be a custom fit silk shirt with gold threads woven in.
This is a note to all graphers who would see it: STOP GRAPHING MURPHY’S LAW! It was funny the first hundred times but now its just BORING. PLEASE try to be more original.
yes, please, and thank you.
Actually, I believe the graph itself was stolen from the people who studied the relationship between a dropped slice of toast’s likelihood of landing butter-side down, and the price per square yard of the carpet. It look just like this.