Comments on: What I’m thinking during Billy Mays Commercials http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/ Explaining music, songs and pop culture in charts and graphs. AKA music/song chart memes and funny graphs. Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:22:00 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: the other guy http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-83975 the other guy Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:39:09 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-83975 Not to mention Vince is a retard. "White cheese, yellow cheese." WTF? Not to mention Vince is a retard. “White cheese, yellow cheese.” WTF?

]]> By: Roflsneezia http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-69937 Roflsneezia Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:03:55 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-69937 or success or success

]]> By: caroline http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-69065 caroline Fri, 14 Aug 2009 21:00:16 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-69065 My friend went on Marry Your Favorite Character.com (MYFC.com) and married Billy Mays My friend went on Marry Your Favorite Character.com (MYFC.com) and married Billy Mays

]]> By: puppy77788 http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-60883 puppy77788 Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:19:20 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-60883 Dont insult Billy Mays. He was an awesome man. The show pitchmen is the best EVER. R.I.P. Billy Mays Dont insult Billy Mays. He was an awesome man. The show pitchmen is the best EVER.

R.I.P.
Billy Mays

]]> By: ME http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-60519 ME Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:02:50 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-60519 NOOO BILLLY!!!! WHY DID YOU DIE!?!?!?!? NOOO BILLLY!!!! WHY DID YOU DIE!?!?!?!?

]]> By: Aaron http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-59451 Aaron Sat, 04 Jul 2009 15:58:00 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-59451 You're gonna love my nuts! You’re gonna love my nuts!

]]> By: =^-^= http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-58710 =^-^= Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:13:59 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-58710 billy mays is dead and the sham wow guy is in jail. intresting..... billy mays is dead and the sham wow guy is in jail. intresting…..

]]> By: =^-^= http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-58709 =^-^= Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:12:50 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-58709 cool.u go girl/boy!!!! cool.u go girl/boy!!!!

]]> By: Anon http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-57962 Anon Mon, 29 Jun 2009 10:52:30 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-57962 Im going to miss his yelling :[ R.i.p Im going to miss his yelling :[ R.i.p

]]> By: Gracie Graphy http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-52190 Gracie Graphy Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:41:13 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-52190 Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's on the Most Wanted list. Yeah, I’m pretty sure he’s on the Most Wanted list.

]]> By: Gracie Graphy http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-52184 Gracie Graphy Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:37:48 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-52184 Ah, but he could be faking it to get a rise out of you. Ah, but he could be faking it to get a rise out of you.

]]> By: Gracie Graphy http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-52181 Gracie Graphy Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:36:54 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-52181 Nobody every promised you a rose garden. Nobody every promised you a rose garden.

]]> By: Kai http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-33360 Kai Sat, 21 Feb 2009 23:19:37 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-33360 HAHA AS SOON AS I READ THIS BILLY MAYS STARTED YELLING IN MY SURROUND SOUND HAHA AS SOON AS I READ THIS BILLY MAYS STARTED YELLING IN MY SURROUND SOUND

]]> By: Jeff http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-33142 Jeff Fri, 20 Feb 2009 21:22:17 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-33142 I always wondered if he's from Pittsburgh. That accent tags him as Western PA. I always wondered if he’s from Pittsburgh. That accent tags him as Western PA.

]]> By: britta http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-33113 britta Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:55:02 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-33113 I always think: Man what fun it would be to have him as a librarian. I always think: Man what fun it would be to have him as a librarian.

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-33081 ShadowSplicer Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:58:45 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-33081 i thinks he MADE me deaf! now it just sounds like he's whispering. i thinks he MADE me deaf!
now it just sounds like he’s whispering.

]]> By: grande http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32896 grande Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:56:04 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32896 I thought it was hilarious because that's exactly what i ask myself WHY IS HE ALWAYS YELLING?!?! I thought it was hilarious because that’s exactly what i ask myself WHY IS HE ALWAYS YELLING?!?!

]]> By: daweefolk http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32823 daweefolk Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:26:44 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32823 wait- he's NOT Al from home improvement? wait- he’s NOT Al from home improvement?

]]> By: Kevin T. http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32730 Kevin T. Wed, 18 Feb 2009 22:08:27 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32730 WHAT? COULD YOU SPEAK UP? YOUR TEXT ISN'T LOUD ENOUGH FOR MY DEAF EYES! WHAT? COULD YOU SPEAK UP? YOUR TEXT ISN’T LOUD ENOUGH FOR MY DEAF EYES!

]]> By: madcow http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32581 madcow Wed, 18 Feb 2009 02:48:19 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32581 That is EXACTLY what I always think. That is EXACTLY what I always think.

]]> By: Zera http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32540 Zera Tue, 17 Feb 2009 21:50:38 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32540 i thought that i was the only one who thought of Al from Home Improvement. :D i thought that i was the only one who thought of Al from Home Improvement. :D

]]> By: mj http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32528 mj Tue, 17 Feb 2009 20:50:28 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32528 shamwow guy is mega creepy. the eyebrow thing, and the microphone. enough to give you nightmares. shamwow guy is mega creepy. the eyebrow thing, and the microphone. enough to give you nightmares.

]]> By: phludens http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32508 phludens Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:34:38 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32508 The problem that I have with this graph is that the "Wow, I should Buy That" and the "That's Useless!" sections are Equal.... The problem that I have with this graph is that the “Wow, I should Buy That” and the “That’s Useless!” sections are Equal….

]]> By: Anonymous http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32399 Anonymous Tue, 17 Feb 2009 04:30:38 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32399 STFU! Billy Mays is the man! He's a redneck who can invent useful stuff! STFU! Billy Mays is the man! He’s a redneck who can invent useful stuff!

]]> By: jay jay http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32380 jay jay Tue, 17 Feb 2009 01:44:58 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32380 people who suffer from voice immodulation should have to write in all caps. people who suffer from voice immodulation should have to write in all caps.

]]> By: sarasponda http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32375 sarasponda Tue, 17 Feb 2009 01:18:53 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32375 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9fmnAsgdg best shamwow parody. "soft enough to caress a baby, strong enough to smother it!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9fmnAsgdg

best shamwow parody. “soft enough to caress a baby, strong enough to smother it!”

]]> By: giraffe giraffe http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32367 giraffe giraffe Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:57:48 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32367 that is because you don't. that is because you don’t.

]]> By: Dave http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32365 Dave Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:47:31 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32365 I would have added the category: "My, what a neatly-trimmed beard! And the color's so uniform!" I would have added the category: “My, what a neatly-trimmed beard! And the color’s so uniform!”

]]> By: Failer http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32361 Failer Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:15:44 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32361 Vince the ShamWow guy is even worse in the new Slap Chop commercial. He makes it sound like humanity never existed until the Slap Chop was invented, and you're not a real person unless you own one. Vince the ShamWow guy is even worse in the new Slap Chop commercial. He makes it sound like humanity never existed until the Slap Chop was invented, and you’re not a real person unless you own one.

]]> By: Seddah http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32358 Seddah Mon, 16 Feb 2009 22:55:25 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32358 Oh my god, the guy in the Shamwow commercial looks like a creepy stalker-rapist, whereas Billy Mays reminds me of Al from Home Improvement. When not yelling. Oh my god, the guy in the Shamwow commercial looks like a creepy stalker-rapist, whereas Billy Mays reminds me of Al from Home Improvement. When not yelling.

]]> By: Jeff http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32357 Jeff Mon, 16 Feb 2009 22:53:51 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32357 That would be Reveille (I think that's how it's spelled). That would be Reveille (I think that’s how it’s spelled).

]]> By: Czernobog http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32353 Czernobog Mon, 16 Feb 2009 21:44:37 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32353 You really like them ellipses, don'tcha? :p You really like them ellipses, don’tcha? :p

]]> By: dissimilitude http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32346 dissimilitude Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:59:17 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32346 They don't play "Taps" in the morning. That's at night. They play....well, something else. Still a funny story, though! They don’t play “Taps” in the morning. That’s at night. They play….well, something else. Still a funny story, though!

]]> By: Hell Hath No Fury http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32343 Hell Hath No Fury Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:11:57 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32343 True story: my brother told us that in boot camp, since they complained about 'taps' being played in the morning, the instructor made recordings of Billy Mays, 'Janice' from 'FRIENDS' laugh, and Barney theme songs to play over the loudspeakers in the morning. No wonder so many soldiers have Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. True story: my brother told us that in boot camp, since they complained about ‘taps’ being played in the morning, the instructor made recordings of Billy Mays, ‘Janice’ from ‘FRIENDS’ laugh, and Barney theme songs to play over the loudspeakers in the morning. No wonder so many soldiers have Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

]]> By: Hell Hath No Fury http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32340 Hell Hath No Fury Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:09:40 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32340 I honestly think it's because most of the products are aimed at elderly buyers, who are hard of hearing. I honestly think it’s because most of the products are aimed at elderly buyers, who are hard of hearing.

]]> By: stale56 http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32327 stale56 Mon, 16 Feb 2009 18:45:18 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32327 exactly, and BTW, billy mays is better than the guy from the shamwow commercial... exactly, and BTW, billy mays is better than the guy from the shamwow commercial…

]]> By: Alex http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32324 Alex Mon, 16 Feb 2009 18:41:10 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32324 What Im thinking while I read that: 1) No one cares what you think 2) Your 3rd question is a good one. Why are you here? Go away. 3) This kind of attitude is why you have no friends. What Im thinking while I read that:

1) No one cares what you think
2) Your 3rd question is a good one. Why are you here? Go away.
3) This kind of attitude is why you have no friends.

]]> By: jzimbert http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32322 jzimbert Mon, 16 Feb 2009 18:26:20 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32322 I suffer from voice immodulation! I'm unable to control the pitch or volume of my voice! Also known as Van Horton's Syndrome, VI is a recognized psycho-medical condition which you may have read about in Newsweek or Cracked Magazine! Numerous prominent Americans suffer from this debilitating disease, including the guy who played Raj on "What's Happening!!" and tennis great Pete Sampras! I suffer from voice immodulation! I’m unable to control the pitch or volume of my voice! Also known as Van Horton’s Syndrome, VI is a recognized psycho-medical condition which you may have read about in Newsweek or Cracked Magazine! Numerous prominent Americans suffer from this debilitating disease, including the guy who played Raj on “What’s Happening!!” and tennis great Pete Sampras!

]]> By: benictionary http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32321 benictionary Mon, 16 Feb 2009 18:11:46 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32321 By the end of the infomercial, I'm usually in a corner sobbing.......... over the phone while I buy the product.... By the end of the infomercial, I’m usually in a corner sobbing………. over the phone while I buy the product….

]]> By: Pogonip http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32318 Pogonip Mon, 16 Feb 2009 17:54:36 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32318 The poor man is hard of hearing. The best thing to do is to urge him to seek help. A hearing aid would end his agony. The poor man is hard of hearing. The best thing to do is to urge him to seek help. A hearing aid would end his agony.

]]> By: Gregg http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32317 Gregg Mon, 16 Feb 2009 17:48:48 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32317 STFU and get off my TV ! STFU and get off my TV !

]]> By: squeebles http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32316 squeebles Mon, 16 Feb 2009 17:48:04 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32316 Billy Mays doesn't YELL. He speaks loudly to project himself to his audience and make you excited about whatever he's selling. THAT'S WHY HE'S THE BEST! D:< Billy Mays doesn’t YELL. He speaks loudly to project himself to his audience and make you excited about whatever he’s selling. THAT’S WHY HE’S THE BEST! D:<

]]> By: Infocorn http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32314 Infocorn Mon, 16 Feb 2009 17:27:38 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32314 "Stop Rhyming ALL the time!" “Stop Rhyming ALL the time!”

]]> By: bong http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32313 bong Mon, 16 Feb 2009 17:21:08 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32313 What i'm thinking watching graphjam submissions. 1) Wow that sucks, FAIL 2) These graphmakers must be noobs 3) Why am i even coming to this site ? What i’m thinking watching graphjam submissions.

1) Wow that sucks, FAIL
2) These graphmakers must be noobs
3) Why am i even coming to this site ?

]]> By: opiebreath http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32311 opiebreath Mon, 16 Feb 2009 17:12:41 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32311 STOP YELLING! STOP YELLING!

]]> By: pinga66 http://graphjam.com/2009/02/16/song-chart-memes-billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-32310 pinga66 Mon, 16 Feb 2009 17:04:33 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=14537#comment-32310 That's useless! That’s useless!

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