Snuggie, it’s the Blanket with Sleeves!

Snuggie, it’s the Blanket with Sleeves!
picture: dunno source, via our GraphJam builder. lol caption: lbr218
Make your own using our Graph Builder or upload your own files, images or videos. All our charts are user-submitted.
« Previous Chance I’ll Get Caught by a Red Light | America’s Funniest Home Videos Next »

Snuggie, it’s the Blanket with Sleeves!
picture: dunno source, via our GraphJam builder. lol caption: lbr218
Somebody at that company didn’t get the memo that sweaters have already been invented.
Or, you know, bathrobes.
the snuggie is just a backwards bathrobe! how did they get away with patenting the snuggie if it’s not a new product?!
on a funnier note, i saw a commercial for snuggie en espanol on the bus today and it was SWEET.
Isn’t it a little more baffling that the Snuggie is one of the best selling ’seen on TV’ products?
um…..ok…….good for the Snuggie?
HA! I’m not the only one who thinks they look like creepy cult-monk robes!
Cute graph. 4 1/2 stars
you cant summon Satan if you’re cold, duh.
truth! and you need your hands, ta-da! snuggie!
And also on YouTube someone says this. Look up “snuggie cult”
OMG!! the snuggie cult video is hilarious!! check it out ppl!
I was like hey, Magician’s Apprentice!
Mickey’s back.
if you look on the back of the box there’s a bunch of people standing around a fire. it looks like some sort of Klan meeting
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! That just made my night, I laughed out loud at work and everyone just looked at me!!!
Or creepy wizard/demon robes… Whichever.
Um, I do believe robes have been around quite a while.
I almost yell at the TV wondering why people don’t just wear robes backwards and save themselves $20+…maybe i’m just cheap…
Not cheap, just practical. And for the record, I have yelled at the TV during more than one commercial for stupid crap people waste money on.
am i the only one who can’t get their robe to cover their feet?
Yes. Yes you are.
They’re called socks. They cost about $3. Buy some.
You all are idiots, these things are extremely comfortable. Don’t knock it until you try it.
So are robes.
So is the sweet embrace of death after you drink the poisoned Kool-Aid.
BWAHAHA!!!
So’s your mom.
Ooooooohhhhhhh
fyi, My mom is quite comfotable, thank you!
and you would know this…. why?
Because… In Sovirt Russia, fads dislike YOU!
I agree wif u Jordan. They are extremely comfortable! It looks like a sweater or a bathrobe, but it’s nowhere near those things !!
yessss… I <3 snuggiessssssss…..
yessss… I <3 snuggies!!!
I don’t understand snuggies.. They’re backwards robes. Your back is left to be cold! What a load of crap! *gets off her soapbox and walks away*
wait….wait….
“PornStoreChick” is on a soapbox and complaining about something being open in the back?!?
Don’t get me wrong, everyone needs a hobby and I am all for chicks in porn stores, but it just struck me as odd.
It’s not necessarily a hobby, it could be her job. Porn stores need cashiers too.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who realized this. Seriously, just put your robe on backward, and you have a Snuggie!
My mom bought me one for Christmas. Lol. I use it when I read in bed so my arms don’t get cold. I use it when I’m downstairs on the computer too. I love it.
I have one too, and I use it all the time. I have not, however, worn it out to a public venue, nor have I high-fived anyone in it.
I want to high-five people in mine, but all I get are calls to the local insane asylum.
What state of mind do you have to be in to wear it to a sporting event? Sounds like something my parents would do… /grumble
I always think pedophile Jedi when I see the old men in that commercial.
The old guy sitting in a chair totally looks like a monk.
I got these for my grandmothers. They’re great for people who sit all day, especially since my grandmas are always cold. Took four weeks for them to be shipped. Yeah, great for old people but why would anyone even think to wear them out?
Even worse than the Snuggie: the cell phone clips they’re now advertising… makes it so easy for a cell phone to be stolen now. And the clip comes with a light that for some reason is MOST handy for reading a menu in a pitch-dark room
well if the power in that restaurant is out, and you need to read their menu in the dark, how will they cook youre food?
Gas stoves don’t necessarily need electricity.
Most gas stoves have electric starters – for the spark.
Oops, sorry, you said necessarily. My bad.
Yea, but I have to imagine that it would be against the law to operate a stove with the power out. I’m sure the fire detection systems run on battery or have backup power but it just seems wrong. On a similar subject that happened to me at a outback and they let me leave without paying (free drinks and onion blossom)
Those are ridiculous, pants have pockets for a reason.
Why would you need a light on the clip for reading the menu? Is the light of the phone screen not good enough?
I loled. Point well made. I mean srsly!? Are people that dumb? It calls to mind the failed DVD rewinder of blogs past.
I <3 my snuggie, I’m srsly wearing it right now… And yes , I do look like a rapsit monk, what’re you gonna do about it?
Make sure I’m no where near you.
look you up on familywatchdog.us?
I had the idea for this YEARS ago but I followed logic and realized a blanket with sleeves already exists (see: coat)
I could be making that ridiculously stupid money…
money has levels of intelligence?
Maybe. I, personally, see two varieties of money:
1: Well-earned
2: WHORE!
Sounds like a new graph in the making.
Snuggies are just bathrobes worn backwards. I don’t understand why people buy them
This is somewhat embarrassing to admit, but until I saw a Snuggies(tm) commercial I had no idea just how difficult it was to wrap oneself in a blanket…
Just wanna say, 110%
yeah, i wanted to make it seem like you absolutely had to join a cult once you got a snuggie.
Snuggie lets you join a cult for sure!
I am able to read and be warm with a blanket. I dunno, maybe I’m the only person who can read in a different position BESIDES sitting up…Reading on your side or your stomach with a blanket keeps your arms warm. Same goes for like, everything else a Snuggie is for. They don’t seem like they’d be comfortable for lying down though…
I don’t know, I remember helping my mom make cookies in the thing I had when I was a kid. It was basically the same thing.
Snuggies are ridiculous and hilarious I want one! I mean, you cant wear your bathrobe to a sports venue duh…also blankets cause so many PROBLEMS like i can’t even answer the phone while being under one.
Someone made a parody of the commercial about cults.
OMG that is AMAZING
I believe this is also know as a Slanket!
http://www.firebox.com/product/2249/The-Slanket
Slankets are made of a different material and cost a buzillion more dollars than the Snuggie. But yeah, same thing.
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
“Percentage of allowance”? WTF?
Negative 20 stars for this graph.
It allows you to do those various things.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y
Snuggies – Aka the WTF blanket.
OH MY GOD i love that video i have it on my ipod =)
and really: have u seen all the stupid **** theyre selling these days? seriously: most stations u watch have like $300 excersise (i know i spelled that wrong) balls that look just like those rubber bouncy balls that everyone has when theyre kids. and dont even get me started on some of the other stuff…
I can’t believe how much internet activity is still be devoted to the Snuggie. Who would have thought that a backwards blanket would cause this much stir?
Hey guys, I made this graph, and I’m happy it’s on the front page.
@observer: I didn’t know what to name the y-axis. What should I have named it?
Why I love my Snuggie:
1- When I read for hours at a time, I get uncomfortable lying in one position, as Ellie suggested. Not trying picking on you Ellie, maybe I’m just dysfunctional, lol.
2-my dorm room is so cold that I layer a hoodie, my Snuggie, and then a quilt over me to type papers and study.
3- The book light it came with is useful for reading when the roomie wants to sleep and I want to read.
4- I really have no defense for the cult member thing. And even I think that guy looks like a pedo and never would I wear it to a sporting event.
But whatever. I’m warm, I have my Snuggie, and no amount of interweb argument can take that away
Well, I squirm too when I read, unless the book really is that good or I’m just that comfortable. I guess I just have mad blanket using skills >D
I had something similar when I was a kid. Except that it snapped at the bottom, with holes for your feet. Gave it to some man sleeping on Haight Street in San Francisco years ago.
Anyway, these were around years ago! Except that mine had a really cool ’70’s pattern on it! lol
I didn’t get the rapist part. all it did was insert an image of pedobear peekin under the snuggie. maybe I have to see the commercial again ?
yeah… rapist? huh? Sorry, but I’m missing the humor about looking like a rapist while donning a snuggie.
you really have to c the commercial. seriously its kinda scary
Actually the snuggie is too short. The slanket on the other hand is more and from experience better material. Also It comes in non bright color so it doesn’t look like you have an oversized crayon on your couch.
i don’t get the rapist joke either. I’ve seen the snuggie commercial many times and I’ve seen many rapists.
What exactly does a rapist look like? Silly me, I thought you couldn’t tell who was one by looking at them–I thought that was a large part of the danger.
well duh they sometimes hide their snuggy so they don’t stand out
That’s great. You should change each value into a percent chance, So there is a 110% chance that people who purchase the Snuggie will join a cult. That’s right… I did explode the concepts of math. Just for emphasis.
I’ve seen the commercial, and it looks like the people at the soccer game are buddhist monks xD
LOL, that’s EXACTLY what I was about to say. I made a chart like this, the categories were: Rapist’s Robe, Monk Robe, Giant Robe Turned Around Backwards, Giant Coat Made Out of Cheap Fabric, and An Actual Blanket With Sleeves (of course this one was like 5%)
I think this falls under “things you need to do.” http://brownspotonline.com/recreation/owning_a_snuggie_gives_me_freedom_i_need_fingerblast_you_public
That was funny but disturbing.
We are planning to go out around vegas with our snuggies on LOL
i love my Snuggie… it gives me an excuse to dress like a pink Jedi
i hate the shamwow guy
And what pray-tell does that have to do with teh Snuggie?
Google “snugglie pub crawl.” There’s one here in April. I’ll go take pictures.
My bad–’snuggie’ not ’snugglie.’
has anyone ever heard of the “slanket”? its the snuggie but its older and with a different name. i guess the creators of that thing didnt no!
Things are good, and hope to have more things to come from here.
I just love how ‘join a cult’ is 110. Does that mean you have a slight chance of joining 2 cults? What a bargain! “That’s right, Phil, TWO cults!”
It’s a cult for all! Check the site :
http://www.snuggiecult.com/2009/08/snuggie-for-dogs/
Dogs, people, giraffes, pigs, dinosaurs. etc. The Snuggie is coming for you!
I want a dinosaur that’s in a cult. Is the dinosaur included WITH the Snuggie Cult?
look like a flasher.
OMFG! its a bathrobe you where backwards! its like, the best thing to bless mankind with its presence since butter! and while im at it, im not gay, i dont watch teletubbies on a daily basis and i dont have a bycicle pump being removed from my head as we speak.