Chance I’ll Get Caught by a Red Light
Chance I’ll Get Caught by a Red Light
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idgi
wow
FIRST!!!!1
You may now punch me in the face for being a d-bag.
fail.
Can I punch you in the face anyways?
i love it when people say first
Already done. Over and over. And over.
Seriously.
I hope you get ovarian cancer before you can reproduce, museonfire.
Even in jest that’s a wee tiny bit harsh, don’t ya think? … you know… there’s no requirement one must scour the archives for hours on end making certain their graph is not a repeat. lighten up fail.
I have to agree with Czernobog here, and not because it’s repeat. If your makeup is so damn important, pull the hell over to do it. Better yet, do it before you leave the house.
Scour the archives? There are dozens of variations of this same graph on this site, at least one shows up every day. The graph just before it is another. And every time someone posts it I am filled with a little bit more hate. Tight now I’m at “cancer.”
*Right now
Chance this graph absolutely sucks: 100%
Win!
… I do have to admit however fail the graph may be, at least the maker is pretending that they wait for a red light to do the lowest likely to occur tasks. I’d rather see a crazy person in a suit shoveling cereal into their face at a red light than while cruising in the fast lane.
I actually like it. Very true in my world. Though in my world, there’s the “my daughter opened the lid on her sippy cup & is about to spill it”.
OMG if your coffee just spilled on your lap just pull over. :X Common sense people, PLEASE!