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  1. Literal says:

    They make TVs that self-regulate the sound volume now …

  2. cakeislie says:

    Sometimes the treble and bass gets messed up as well as the volume. Even on radio, when the ads go on, my subwoofer is going like WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT BOOM even when its a friggin Shane Company ad.

  3. papajon says:

    Try closed captioning.

    • Dexaan says:

      They’ll just use a bigger font in the commercials.

    • techphets says:

      But that’s for the hearing impaired. I get offended reading that when I’m using it because I like to read.

      I also hate reading “this movie has been formated to fit your screen.” With the umpteen zillion different formats out there it is quite rare for a picture to properly fit my screen.

  4. Jordan says:

    Well atleast this wasn’t exaggerated or anything…

  5. Rhymanimal says:

    Is it just my service, or does anyone notice this especially with FX… I have to crank the volume up to 50 during the movie then brace myself for deafness when the commercials come on. I cant seem to find the mute button fast enough. WTF FX?

  6. ccuto says:

    billy mayes ftl

  7. whitey138 says:

    the sound volume is the same. they just compress the crap out of the volume of the commercials so that the quiet parts are always as loud as the loudest parts of the programming. the FCC doesnt allow anything on TV to be above a certain decibel rating. its the same with radio. they compress the crap out of all the music to “make it sound better” as in its right in your face. it kills the dynamic range.

    • Jefoid says:

      I’m sorry, I have heard this explanation a dozen times and I just don’t buy it. Commercials are louder, not mixed differently. If it waddles like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s probably a duck.

      • redswinglinestapler says:

        no.. its true. they compress radio at 20:1 with a 2 second release time. if a song has a super long pause in it, you can hear the compressor open up. im an audio professional.. i know this sort of thing.

        everyone wants the loudest song on the radio, so its already compressed. same with commercials. lately, ive been BLASTED by some commercials. it pisses me off. something tells me the new HDtv’s have something different in there regulating the volume.

        • whitey138 says:

          well at least the people that know whats going on agree with me. im an audio major in college and nobody seems to believe me when i explain all the details about it. i think my tv has a compressor in it too with a slow release on it. sometimes something really loud happens and then i cant here much of anything for a few seconds. its really annoying.

          another annoying use of compressors is death magnetic…all im going to say about that.

  8. Jools says:

    If it makes you feel any better, it’s not just the US, this happens in the UK too.

    And it could be just my perception but it seems a lot worse late in the evening. Maybe they’re trying to wake up all those who fall asleep in front of the telly.

  9. Andrew says:

    I’ve got to agree.

    I mean I”m sitting in an apartment at 1am watching a tv show or a movie. I’ve got CC on and the volume of the show to *exactly* where i feel comfortable. I can hear, I can understand, but I won’t wake anybody up.

    Next thing you know I’m being screamed at as the TV wants to know if me or my once-sleeping neighbors/room mate would like to see some girls going wild.

  10. Brinkley says:

    Wow… my mom was JUST saying this yesterday… weird, but true.

  11. Greg says:

    There has never been a truer chart in the history of GraphJam.

    Especially FX. Once I was watching “Walk the Line” on that channel, it was so quiet I had to turn my television up all the way and the second it went to commercial it was like and explosion was taking place. D:

  12. Tom says:

    Amen to that my humor-brother

  13. Bix Nood says:

    HI! BILLY MAYS HERE!

  14. ie says:

    Sins wi deeregyoolated efrythin, teh fcc dusnt kare. the tv surfis pruhvidrs kan doo ennythin tehy lyke.

    http://www.fcc.gov/cgb/consumerfacts/backgroundnoise.html

    we r gong to dvr efreythin and pis on teh komurshuls.

    • Junkyard says:

      I think you’re lost, madam. Turn left at the end of the corridor, Lolcats is third room on the right. No problem – have a nice day.

  15. Hombretoobs Bonsoon says:

    There’s a simple way to get around this – watch a government-funded channel, like the ABC or BBC, or press the mute button.

  16. i hate everything says:

    well, this is very true that commercials are louder then the show itself. i was watching American Idol and the volume was so low that i had to turn the tv up to almost maximum volume and then a commercial came along and it was blasting the music in the commercial.

  17. Khaliera says:

    I’ve got DirecTV, and I find that just as loud as the commercials are my local stations. (Switching between Boomerang and my local PBS affiliate for my daughter is fun in the morning while my husband’s still trying to sleep.)

  18. Drazen says:

    Is there a difference between older TV’s and newer TV’s? Mine is from pre-1996, and one of either two things has to be happening:

    (1) Everyone in the programs I watch is speaking in a barely audible whisper; or
    (2) The volume on the commercials is set to “shrieking banshee.”

    I’m solving it by not regularly watching any new TV shows than what I already do, and if I can do something for free with On Demand, or get it on a network’s web site — I just do that. At least then it’s less of an auditory bombardment (although the commercials still come across as way too loud — actually, possibly even louder. At least they’re shorter, though).

  19. lola says:

    I does suck, I go asleep watching Steven Colbert at 10:30pm and wake up at 3 am to girls gone wild, can’t they be secret strippers parading as women that might actually sleep w. the men that buy the DVD’s without the loud voice-over?

  20. asYa says:

    So true.

  21. Jon says:

    Must be a Comcast subscriber…

  22. MasterKitteh says:

    It was Billy May’s fault :)

  23. hahahahahahah says:

    It’s because you go to fridge when commercials start. They make sure you hear it all the way there.

  24. xan499 says:

    BILLY MAYS

  25. Tom4000 says:

    TV companies turn down television programmes, and the Commercials are at maximum capacity, that is why they appear louder. :)


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