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Distribution of fake ID ownership, United States



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Distribution of fake IDownership, United States

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  1. Jordan says:

    Illegals use real IDs.

    • Hell Hath No Fury says:

      including mine, several of ‘me’ have popped up recently, I have five warrants, my license has been suspended, and I’ve been arrested for having my own ID after reporting ID fraud, because I got my hair cut and dyed.

  2. Clefaria says:

    Where are the high school students?

  3. FBR says:

    Clefaria raises a good point, and it would be better if the college students identifier was below the Witness Protection Program members so that there wouldn’t be a premature punchline. Other than that, this graph was ok.

  4. bobbintb says:

    why would a college student need a fake id? id so more so high school kids.

    • no-one says:

      think it’s because most of the world the drinking age is 18, (well it is in my country) and the drinking age is 21 in the US. I believe…

      And yes I agree it should have been high school students…

      • Winged Horse says:

        Yeah. But…

        The legal age to drink is 18 here in Finland too. And 16 in places like Germany. Yet many bars and nightclubs choose to let only older people inside (20 and 22 are quite common limits here) than they would be required. They want a better imago, less people who have just turned 18 and will throw up on the floor, people with more money at their disposal… So while I am 19 I can’t get to nearly all the places I would want to.

        That all said, high school students would have been much better in general.

  5. blurb says:

    Yah – what about the illegal aliens? sealy13 obviously lives in one of the only states where they don’t go.

  6. vi31 says:

    I was going to say “underage college students.” I started using my own ID legally in college on 1/31/98 as a junior. Besides, I’d think most high school kids look WAY too young to pull off a fake ID well, and who’s got the money to get a more than decent fake? Decent graph, though. Idea’s there.

  7. RPG Nerd says:

    McLovin

  8. PornStoreChick says:

    Ah fake IDs. I love throwing the kiddies with the fake IDs out. At least TRY to look like the guy in the picture.

    • Yosh says:

      And have the same ethnicity and/or sex. I’ve never seen a black guy (like smile-so-I-can-see-you-at-night black) with a Polish last name.

      • Antwaan Maciejewski says:

        Maybe he was adopted, you racist.

        • Hell Hath No Fury says:

          He’s not racist. My ID was copied by a guy I worked with, when he saw it on my driver’s application, and he sold seven copies. He was smart enough to put his own pic on his copy, but it still said F, 23, Blnd, grn, 5′1″, 117lbs He was more like M, 39, blk, blk, 6′2″, 200lbs.
          and his girlfriend who was very very black had my pic on it still, and somehow used it several times. Not to mention a guy from Honduras who used a copy with MY pic to open a bank account, and get a ‘new Social Security card because he lost his’. I was not only furious that these people did this to me, but that several well-heeled businesses thought that there was ANY kind of resemblance whatsoever.

  9. Dane says:

    Your 0.3% sliver looks bigger than the 1% sliver.

  10. Jill says:

    I had a fake ID in college. But I wouldn’t do it now – I think licenses in my state are in line with federal requirements, so it’s probably a federal offense to make a fake one.

  11. Ferdbags says:

    I live in a country with sane drinking laws, so havent even seen a fake ID before.

  12. It seems like most ID’s have some sort of security such as holographs nowadays. Don’t think you can find quality “fake” ID’s on the web anymore. Is that Mclovin site any good?

  13. Fake ID says:

    s hard to find decent fake ID online now, have seen some companies doing hologram ones though, usually around $30.


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