Comments on: Pregnancy

By: failer_proud2536

failer_proud2536 — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 10:24:06 +0000

YAY!
ICE-CREAM!!

By: floy

floy — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 14:54:08 +0000

LOL! This is SOO True, When I was pregnant, I NEVER TOOK off my pj’s I slapped people constantly (never ate ice cream though) And napped all day.. I had a wonderful pregnancy except for the bad back pain. But yeah this is sooooo true.

By: Boop!

Boop! — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 23:57:22 +0000

I applaud all the women who endure pregnancy and all the crap that comes with it, but I don’t think I will be giving it a whirl. With over 6 billion people on this planet, I like to think I’m doing the world a favor (multiple favors actually depending on who you ask) by not reproducing. Pregnancy just sounds uncomfortable and annoying unless you don’t leave the house until you pop but well done, ladies!

By: OH HAI

OH HAI — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 22:36:36 +0000

*scribles*
Buy icecream..

By: Adam the unwittily named

Adam the unwittily named — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:13:53 +0000

You mean no problem. If you actually read closely, you’d get it…

By: Fletcher

Fletcher — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:20:05 +0000

Ha! “to kill you” and to never take off my pajamas are overlapping. also this is comment 101, so other people will never see this, and it’s (at the time) on page 94… WOOOOHOOOO

By: buttercup

buttercup — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:29:15 +0000

haha yes! great graph. I want to do all the things you want to do and I’m not even pregnant. Should I see an OBGYN or a psychiatrist? And I love pickles, but everytime I eat one at work the first thing I hear is “OMG UR PREGNANT!!!1″ ¬¬

By: Amanda

Amanda — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 23:12:38 +0000

Dude, survival of the species is totally for idiots… >_>

Re: the actual graph, I so desperately wanted “To Kill You” and “To Pat Your Belly Condescendingly” to overlap… Killing the belly-touchers by violent belly patting would be really excellent comeuppance.

By: Bitch Tits

Bitch Tits — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 15:43:00 +0000

The mother-to-be shouldn’t be treated like an incubator. People will meet the fetus I’m carrying when I’m good and ready to introduce the little spawn.

It should truly be painful to be as stupid as you are.

By: Bitch Tits

Bitch Tits — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 15:40:40 +0000

My coworker seriously considered eating the sponge that comes with packaging, because she was craving something squishy. It took me about three minutes to convince her that it probably wasn’t a good idea.

By: Kimberly C

Kimberly C — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 23:59:27 +0000

NICE. So true, too. I slapped hands when touched- even customers where I worked. One lady actually came back the next day to apologize, and I kind of felt bad about it.

I vote for “are you having twins” to be in there somewhere in the don’t like category. I wasn’t having twins and was being tested the next day to make sure that the kid was even growing… I didn’t think it was very nice. (Healthy almost 9 pounder came out of all that drama, no worries. I still wasn’t that big)

By: inzillah

inzillah — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 16:32:49 +0000

You must have a nice view of the world from that big ol’ judgmental horse of yours… I mean, if things are hard people should OBVIOUSLY just give up and not do them. They also shouldn’t try to find some humor in the things that they are experiencing because they’re dumb for even trying.
It’s too bad your mother was stupid and didn’t listen to the same sage wisdom that you’re now doling out.

By: McClurg

McClurg — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 15:39:38 +0000

All these things strangely apply to your pet dog too…

By: argv

argv — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 08:05:28 +0000

You’d think that with all the hardships of having children, people would eventually maybe get the hint that it’s really not a good idea.

Instead, they keep right on doing it, and then whine about said hardships. Go figure.

By: Guess Again

Guess Again — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 22:02:05 +0000

I don’t know if anybody has tried them, but deep fried pickles are actually pretty good. I know, I know, everybody out there is cringing – but don’t knock it until you try it.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 20:24:25 +0000

yeah, unless you’re on a stage or standing on the corner with a ’sample the hooker’ sign, do NOT ‘reach out and touch someone’

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 20:22:34 +0000

NOOOOOO! It will make your pee stink!

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 20:21:53 +0000

So….this sister, if she becomes single, let me know *ahem*

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 20:20:48 +0000

haha try taking some Alka-Seltzer, too, and tell them you have rabies, and your offspring will have rabies, too. that’ll keep thier just-as-badly-behaved kids from you, too.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 20:18:54 +0000

A checker at the store kept asking me that. Mind you, I’m 5′1″ and was 114 lbs before I was pregnant. I got up to 139, and was skinny everywhere else. She also did the belly-touching thing. She didn’t know me from adam. The day before I was due, she touched me and asked if I was having a baby *for the eleventeenth time*. knowing I’d be significanly smaller next time she saw me, i said, ‘No, I have a tumor on my liver and we’re trying to find a specialist who can remove it so it won’t kill me, which is hard because even the slightest amount of pressure can burst it, but thanks for always squeezing it anyways, to check if it’s ripe.” She never touched me again. I almost felt bad afterwards.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 20:10:54 +0000

..and even when they are covered in the blood of your well-meaning, obnoxious victims, you can take a warm bath…with your pajamas on.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 20:09:40 +0000

I’m sorry, but the mental image….*snerk*…what has been seen cannot be unseen *snerk*

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 20:08:38 +0000

Don’t say it too loud. It’ll be your fault when all of our bosses/in-laws show up here.

By: sarahmorgasm

sarahmorgasm — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 20:06:11 +0000

I’m six months pregnant right now, and this is definitely true. Though I haven’t had any random strangers come up to me and rub my stomach yet…I’m the first of my friends to be pregnant, and the first question is always “So, like, what are you craving?” …I’m craving company that knows I’m not always craving something. And my mother isn’t any help, my sister and I are both adopted, she’s never been pregnant, and yet she still offers unwanted advice like she knows what I’m going through. -_-

By: Mori

Mori — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:11:21 +0000

“no” problem.

By: Jefoid

Jefoid — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:26:49 +0000

Well, this particular website caters to a more anal-retentive crowd (funny graphs!) than most. Criticism of imperfection should be expected.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:13:46 +0000

Hmmm… no one rubbed my belly when I was pregnant. Must have been the fact that I never took off my pajamas, had a pickle sticking out of my mouth, and cried all the time.

By: inzillah

inzillah — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:08:43 +0000

Yeah, totally. Or that you don’t know where to buy clothing so they tell you all about the pants that you could probably wear now.

By: Naoyusimi

Naoyusimi — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 20:04:02 +0000

I had something similar: After describing something that happened in my life recently–a funny story, something exciting–so many times I heard, “THAT’S all gonna change!”
Everyone wants to warn you about the misery you’re about to endure after the baby is born . . . thanks, I really hadn’t considered any of this might be hard work or stressful. ‘Cuz I’m completely stupid ya know. Oh, and thanks for trying to suck all the joy out of what might be–according to you–my last “free”, naive moments. Joy-suckers.

By: Naoyusimi

Naoyusimi — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:58:22 +0000

That makes it okay?!

No, see– that’s what makes it completely wrong! YOU–the person growing a baby–are instantly seen as nothing more than a container. You’re being ignored and dehumanized. The above person had it completely right: touch the idiot in a completely inappropriate way; likely, they’ll get it. One wouldn’t do that to a stranger normally, so one doesn’t do it when they’re pregnant. Gods!

By: byaleboundw

byaleboundw — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:33:28 +0000

Some pregnant woman have also craved clay for its nutrients.

By: byaleboundw

byaleboundw — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:26:36 +0000

I’d say spontaneous labor is even MORE reason not to say anything.

By: byaleboundw

byaleboundw — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:21:30 +0000

haha, I have never been pregnant but I loved it because I can totally imagine feeling that way! I am also PMSing something major, so I think I am empathising more than normal.

By: L!Z

L!Z — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:10:41 +0000

I love the “To Kill You”!!! HAHAHAHA! That is exactly the way I feel all the time.
I’d also like to add that apparently people think I want them to tell me when/what to eat, when to go to bed, where to go and what to do

By: Tim

Tim — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:14:22 +0000

The belly-touching isn’t about teh mom, it’s about the baby. It’s like shaking hands when you meet somebody. Patting the belly makes the baby a real person to others.

By: Adfirmus

Adfirmus — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:08:19 +0000

Does punctuation really matter on the internet. You knew what they were saying no?
People Chill out on correcting every little thing that people post online. Who cares. You obviously have nothing better to do.

But then again, I guess thats why we are on LoLcats and its sister websites…

By: papajon

papajon — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:00:43 +0000

I’m a guy and therefore not usually pregnant but I am bloated, gassy, and have an aching back so I feel partially qualified to comment. Most people commented about sleepless nights when wife#1 was expecting as well as the other 10,000 other repsonsibilities you suddenly have after the little tax deduction is born. … as if maybe I hadn’t considered any of that…

By: inzillah

inzillah — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:24:39 +0000

If you’d ever been pregnant you’d know that massive amounts of attention while you’re a bloated, gassy tent of a person with an aching back is the LAST thing you’d want.

By: inzillah

inzillah — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:23:34 +0000

Yay! Thanx fer teh good wishez!

By: inzillah

inzillah — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:22:22 +0000

Actually, that’s exactly what I meant. When you’re pregnant pickle jokes come from every which-way and in every possible combination.

By: Kickstart

Kickstart — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:57:34 +0000

Under the “What I Actually Want” section, I think they forgot a circle saying “Massive amounts of attention.”

By: risskia

risskia — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:08:02 +0000

OHhh….the dreaded FIRST TRIMESTER OF DOOM!
I was so tired/nauseated/irritable then.

But you will adore the 2nd trimester. You feel good, look pregnant, and there are so many of the Fun Firsts then.

By: Tetra

Tetra — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 13:49:17 +0000

Sorry,
I would’ve done a better job if I cared more.

My sentence about the shop and the pixels…
It was a bad choice of words, I guess.

Some stupid esoteric joke, I apologize.

My lol wasn’t an extreme lol, more like a chuckle,
Again, I apologize if I mislead you.

Sorry About, The;

Capitals;

and the…

Punctuation;

We are not all as great as you

By: GilGalad

GilGalad — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 13:09:12 +0000

Actually, my sister in law found a good solution to the belly touching. She’s about eight months along now, and any time someone puts his/her hand on her belly, she just looks them straight in the eye, puts her hand on theirs, and waits about two seconds before the whole situation gets horrendously awkward.
She puts out somewhat of that cheery vibe, but she’s also the kind of person who once asked the Jehovah’s witnesses (after about the 10th Saturday morning visit) if they would like to come in and help bleed the goat, so she seems sweet, but it doesn’t really stop her from giving f*ck off vibes, too.

By: lulu

lulu — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 08:56:28 +0000

Apparently people thought I put out a “cuddly” vibe….try growling, no one stays around a growling preggo…

By: Dibbes

Dibbes — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 08:40:11 +0000

Very true, at least for my wife it was….

By: Kaa

Kaa — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 08:35:58 +0000

Gotta love the overlap between killing you and never taking off my pajamas.
Killing you in my pajamas? Now that is true bliss.

By: mrandmrsperez

mrandmrsperez — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 06:20:47 +0000

make pickles into banana!

By: picklepickle

picklepickle — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 06:15:22 +0000

OMG. Best. Graph-Jam. EVAR! Every bit of it is 100% spot on. LOL’ed my ASS off.

By: Kim

Kim — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 05:44:27 +0000

Amazing, this is summing up my pregnancy 100%… Especially the random women I didn’t know I worked with randomly trying to feel my baby kick. o_O