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Eh… it’s okay I guess. I like ice cream!
Very good. I laughed. You should b!tchslap people, and blame it on the hormones *nods*
My wife is pregnant right now and I hve to say this made me laugh. So very true. Well done
*have
That was quite the large and awkwardly constructed venn diagram I’ve ever seen.
(I can tell because I’ve seen quite a few shops in my time, and some of the pixels;)
ER,
Because it’s just evident.
Good (enough) Job, though,
I lol’d.
That was quite [i]possibly[/i] the large[i]est[/i] and [i]most[/i] awkwardly constructed [i]V[/i]enn diagram I’ve ever seen.
(I can tell because I’ve seen quite a few shops in my time, and some of the pixels;) [i]Consider rephrasing, your sentence makes no sense[/i]
ER, [i]is a TV show, you’re breaking a sentence across a line and starting the second word of the sentence with a capital[/i]
Because it’s just evident.
Good (enough) Job, though, [i]Unnecessary capitals, punctuation and another sentence broken across a line[/i]
I lol’d.
[i]Not really a good enough job at a response and I didn’t “lol”, I cried a bit for the great writers spinning in their graves.[/i]
So apparently these comments pages don’t support HTML tags… Oh well.
They work only when you use inequality signs “” instead of brackets “[" and "]“
Just testing to if I have got it right or not. I’ve seen some smiles work also:
Sorry for playing around, I just cant help myself.
;-(
“no” problem.
You mean no problem. If you actually read closely, you’d get it…
Real HTML Tags are supported. BB Code is not.
Sorry,
I would’ve done a better job if I cared more.
D:
My sentence about the shop and the pixels…
It was a bad choice of words, I guess.
Some stupid esoteric joke, I apologize.
My lol wasn’t an extreme lol, more like a chuckle,
Again, I apologize if I mislead you.
Sorry About, The;
Capitals;
and the…
Punctuation;
We are not all as great as you
That’s not HTML, that’s BBCode. HTML uses angle brackets, not square brackets.
Does punctuation really matter on the internet. You knew what they were saying no?
People Chill out on correcting every little thing that people post online. Who cares. You obviously have nothing better to do.
But then again, I guess thats why we are on LoLcats and its sister websites…
Well, this particular website caters to a more anal-retentive crowd (funny graphs!) than most. Criticism of imperfection should be expected.
Don’t say it too loud. It’ll be your fault when all of our bosses/in-laws show up here.
OMG yes!! So true!!!
nice idea, though the details could use some more work. why not combine “pickles” with “things dipped in mayo” for example?
I may be wrong, but I thought that was part of the joke.
People think pregnant women are preoccupied with pickles. So pickles, pickles dipped in mayo, and jokes about pickles, were MEANT to be there.
Like when my stepdaughter says she like “blue, pink, blue, purple, red, and blue.” She’s not being stupid. She’s making the point that she LOVES blue.
Actually, that’s exactly what I meant.
When you’re pregnant pickle jokes come from every which-way and in every possible combination.
Pajamas and Kill You are slightly combined. Does this indicate a desire to kill someone whilst clothed in pajamas?
Perhaps “To Never Take Off My Pajamas” should encompass all things within the “What I Actually Want” section?
I’m guessing the person who made this was pregnant. It’s a good idea to not criticize/annoy pregnant women.
And, having been pregnant twice myself, I’d say this is spot on!
I agree. This was spot on. Perhaps those who don’t get it have never been preggers. I wanted to b*tchslap every person who wanted to tell me some urban legend horror story about the things that can go wrong with pregnancy.
Kudos to the maker of this one!!!
haha, I have never been pregnant but I loved it because I can totally imagine feeling that way! I am also PMSing something major, so I think I am empathising more than normal.
VERY FUNNY- well done! I’ve been through 2 pregnancies…very true, especially the obnoxious belly rubbing & touching.
Hmmm… no one rubbed my belly when I was pregnant. Must have been the fact that I never took off my pajamas, had a pickle sticking out of my mouth, and cried all the time.
I’m sorry, but the mental image….*snerk*…what has been seen cannot be unseen *snerk*
Why does “To kill you” and “never take off my pajamas” overlap?
Because she obviously wants to kill people while wearing her pajamas
Don’t we all? lol
I once killed an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I’ll never know.
/RIP Groucho
Killing people with pajamas on is s o much better than taking them off.
Especially when pregnant.
Seriously. I’m not going to change out of my pajamas just to kill someone. At least not unless it’s absolutely necessary.
Seriously quotable.
..and even when they are covered in the blood of your well-meaning, obnoxious victims, you can take a warm bath…with your pajamas on.
tl;dr
This is absolutely accurate.
Except for the fact that right now I do want pickles, but only on my burgers. I never wanted them before I got pregnant.
If I could leave the house in my pajamas too, I’d be a happy happy pregnant lady.
Once you are pregnant ENOUGH, you can leave the house dressed pretty much any way you like.
No one will dare comment, lest you spontaneously go into labor.
lol it’s so true…I’m 39 weeks pregnant and I leave the house wearing pjs or sweatpants all the time right now.
I’m only 11 weeks, so I’m still not even really showing yet, I just kind of look… fatter.
I can’t get away with pajama pants yet, but oh – when I can… Haha!
OHhh….the dreaded FIRST TRIMESTER OF DOOM!
I was so tired/nauseated/irritable then.
But you will adore the 2nd trimester. You feel good, look pregnant, and there are so many of the Fun Firsts then.
I’d say spontaneous labor is even MORE reason not to say anything.
Yes, please, let’s have more jokes about pregnancy/kids; ’cause vomit mom wasn’t enough.
Yup, that about sums it up.
Being due today and already overly pissy, I say this is a very accurate graph. However, I would like to add to the “What people think I want” circle that saying “are you still pregnant?” while looking at my obviously fat, pregnant self is cause for murder and doesn’t make me feel better about myself. Instead, ask how I am doing…
At 42 weeks along some mope asked me if I was pregnant. I told him no, I was really a watermelon smuggler.
A checker at the store kept asking me that. Mind you, I’m 5′1″ and was 114 lbs before I was pregnant. I got up to 139, and was skinny everywhere else. She also did the belly-touching thing. She didn’t know me from adam. The day before I was due, she touched me and asked if I was having a baby *for the eleventeenth time*. knowing I’d be significanly smaller next time she saw me, i said, ‘No, I have a tumor on my liver and we’re trying to find a specialist who can remove it so it won’t kill me, which is hard because even the slightest amount of pressure can burst it, but thanks for always squeezing it anyways, to check if it’s ripe.” She never touched me again. I almost felt bad afterwards.
I just want to say that I will be the angriest pregnant woman and if ANYONE touches my stomach, they will be pistol whipped then shot. I don’t like being touched. Haha. That’s a little violent, I know.
I’m almost ten weeks pregnant, and one of my husband’s co-worker’s wives actually tried to touch my stomach. I slapped her hand.
Never got while people are so obsessed with touching pregnant bellies. I remember my two close friends always being annoyed with strangers just touching them. If it happened to me, the stranger would want to run away as fast as they can, because I don’t like my personal space violated by people I like, let alone people I don’t or hardly know….
Err…never got WHY, that is.
Two co-workers of mine were pregnate at the same time. One apparently put off a cuddly vibe and people were alwayes petting her belly. (just for the record I loath co-worker number one. I loath most cute, squishy people)
On seeing yet another compleat stranger pet co-worker number one’s belly, I looked over at co-worker two and asked “does any one do that to you? I don’t think I could stand it!”
Co-worker number two gave me a wicked grin, “no one has ever even gotten close enough to try.”
I realy think the belly petting has to do with what sort of vib you put out. If you’ve got that “I will rip your face off and you know it even though Im smiling sweetly” thing going… no worries about tummy petting.
Apparently people thought I put out a “cuddly” vibe….try growling, no one stays around a growling preggo…
haha try taking some Alka-Seltzer, too, and tell them you have rabies, and your offspring will have rabies, too. that’ll keep thier just-as-badly-behaved kids from you, too.
It would be interesting to see two more circles, one for what you want when not pregnant, and another for what other people think you want when not pregnant. Would ice cream be in all four circles?
110%
Note all the comments about pickles, and the very slight overlap in the pickle joke and “what I want” section!
After 3 pregnancies and all the insulting behaviorIhad to endure this one is a WIN!
Hear, hear! This graph is so true.
Total Win! I’ve got 8 weeks to go til my due date, and this is soooo true! I LoL’ed
This is so very true.
“Pickles” should overlap “pickles dipped in mayo”
I would never EVER invade a pregnant lady’s space by rubbing her belly. Pistol whipping under such circumstances is fully justified. Especially if the person who did it calls you “Honey” but is not your legal spouse. Heck, people who do that should be pistol-whipped whether or not the subject is pregnant.
Actually, my sister in law found a good solution to the belly touching. She’s about eight months along now, and any time someone puts his/her hand on her belly, she just looks them straight in the eye, puts her hand on theirs, and waits about two seconds before the whole situation gets horrendously awkward.
She puts out somewhat of that cheery vibe, but she’s also the kind of person who once asked the Jehovah’s witnesses (after about the 10th Saturday morning visit) if they would like to come in and help bleed the goat, so she seems sweet, but it doesn’t really stop her from giving f*ck off vibes, too.
So….this sister, if she becomes single, let me know *ahem*
Worst question I’ve been asked while pregnant: “haven’t you popped that thing out yet?” to which I would finally reply, “yeah, I popped my thing out weeks ago, I keep a pillow under my shirt because big as a house is really hot on me”
Worst question I was asked: “Are you married?” Seriously. She asked how far along I was, and then if I was married. I was working and she was a customer, it was all i could do to smile and walk away.
But OP: Truer words were never spoken… or put on a venn diagram, I guess.
Blegh, I’m never having kids.
Love this graph! I’m currently preggers – I’m in my pajamas, I want to take a nap, and I don’t want pickles…but I do want some fried asparagus.
NOOOOOO! It will make your pee stink!
Yay! Thanx fer teh good wishez!
This is freaking awesome. And so, so true.
Amazing, this is summing up my pregnancy 100%… Especially the random women I didn’t know I worked with randomly trying to feel my baby kick. o_O
OMG. Best. Graph-Jam. EVAR! Every bit of it is 100% spot on. LOL’ed my ASS off.
make pickles into banana!
Gotta love the overlap between killing you and never taking off my pajamas.
Killing you in my pajamas? Now that is true bliss.
Very true, at least for my wife it was….
Under the “What I Actually Want” section, I think they forgot a circle saying “Massive amounts of attention.”
If you’d ever been pregnant you’d know that massive amounts of attention while you’re a bloated, gassy tent of a person with an aching back is the LAST thing you’d want.
I’m a guy and therefore not usually pregnant but I am bloated, gassy, and have an aching back so I feel partially qualified to comment. Most people commented about sleepless nights when wife#1 was expecting as well as the other 10,000 other repsonsibilities you suddenly have after the little tax deduction is born. … as if maybe I hadn’t considered any of that…
I had something similar: After describing something that happened in my life recently–a funny story, something exciting–so many times I heard, “THAT’S all gonna change!”
Everyone wants to warn you about the misery you’re about to endure after the baby is born . . . thanks, I really hadn’t considered any of this might be hard work or stressful. ‘Cuz I’m completely stupid ya know. Oh, and thanks for trying to suck all the joy out of what might be–according to you–my last “free”, naive moments. Joy-suckers.
The belly-touching isn’t about teh mom, it’s about the baby. It’s like shaking hands when you meet somebody. Patting the belly makes the baby a real person to others.
That makes it okay?!
No, see– that’s what makes it completely wrong! YOU–the person growing a baby–are instantly seen as nothing more than a container. You’re being ignored and dehumanized. The above person had it completely right: touch the idiot in a completely inappropriate way; likely, they’ll get it. One wouldn’t do that to a stranger normally, so one doesn’t do it when they’re pregnant. Gods!
yeah, unless you’re on a stage or standing on the corner with a ’sample the hooker’ sign, do NOT ‘reach out and touch someone’
The mother-to-be shouldn’t be treated like an incubator. People will meet the fetus I’m carrying when I’m good and ready to introduce the little spawn.
It should truly be painful to be as stupid as you are.
I love the “To Kill You”!!! HAHAHAHA! That is exactly the way I feel all the time.
I’d also like to add that apparently people think I want them to tell me when/what to eat, when to go to bed, where to go and what to do
Yeah, totally. Or that you don’t know where to buy clothing so they tell you all about the pants that you could probably wear now.
Some pregnant woman have also craved clay for its nutrients.
I’m six months pregnant right now, and this is definitely true. Though I haven’t had any random strangers come up to me and rub my stomach yet…I’m the first of my friends to be pregnant, and the first question is always “So, like, what are you craving?” …I’m craving company that knows I’m not always craving something. And my mother isn’t any help, my sister and I are both adopted, she’s never been pregnant, and yet she still offers unwanted advice like she knows what I’m going through. -_-
I don’t know if anybody has tried them, but deep fried pickles are actually pretty good. I know, I know, everybody out there is cringing – but don’t knock it until you try it.
You’d think that with all the hardships of having children, people would eventually maybe get the hint that it’s really not a good idea.
Instead, they keep right on doing it, and then whine about said hardships. Go figure.
You must have a nice view of the world from that big ol’ judgmental horse of yours… I mean, if things are hard people should OBVIOUSLY just give up and not do them. They also shouldn’t try to find some humor in the things that they are experiencing because they’re dumb for even trying.
It’s too bad your mother was stupid and didn’t listen to the same sage wisdom that you’re now doling out.
Dude, survival of the species is totally for idiots… >_>
Re: the actual graph, I so desperately wanted “To Kill You” and “To Pat Your Belly Condescendingly” to overlap… Killing the belly-touchers by violent belly patting would be really excellent comeuppance.
All these things strangely apply to your pet dog too…
NICE. So true, too. I slapped hands when touched- even customers where I worked. One lady actually came back the next day to apologize, and I kind of felt bad about it.
I vote for “are you having twins” to be in there somewhere in the don’t like category. I wasn’t having twins and was being tested the next day to make sure that the kid was even growing… I didn’t think it was very nice. (Healthy almost 9 pounder came out of all that drama, no worries. I still wasn’t that big)
My coworker seriously considered eating the sponge that comes with packaging, because she was craving something squishy. It took me about three minutes to convince her that it probably wasn’t a good idea.
haha yes! great graph. I want to do all the things you want to do and I’m not even pregnant. Should I see an OBGYN or a psychiatrist? And I love pickles, but everytime I eat one at work the first thing I hear is “OMG UR PREGNANT!!!1″ ¬¬
Ha! “to kill you” and to never take off my pajamas are overlapping. also this is comment 101, so other people will never see this, and it’s (at the time) on page 94… WOOOOHOOOO
*scribles*
Buy icecream..
I applaud all the women who endure pregnancy and all the crap that comes with it, but I don’t think I will be giving it a whirl. With over 6 billion people on this planet, I like to think I’m doing the world a favor (multiple favors actually depending on who you ask) by not reproducing. Pregnancy just sounds uncomfortable and annoying unless you don’t leave the house until you pop but well done, ladies!
LOL! This is SOO True, When I was pregnant, I NEVER TOOK off my pj’s I slapped people constantly (never ate ice cream though) And napped all day.. I had a wonderful pregnancy except for the bad back pain. But yeah this is sooooo true.
YAY!
ICE-CREAM!!