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[Minds Kinoko seems to have read [My mind] ]
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yes. this graph was meh.
What a true graph.
This represents pretty much everything in the world. It’s hard to use something for all of its possible uses….
No it isn’t. When’s the last time you’ve sent a fax via your can opener??
Or picked up your email on the fridge door?
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Wow, you must either be a tech wiz, or have a very crappy phone.
I understand that people may be bored with people pointing out the “obvious”, or rather the crap we run into every day, but I think the best humor gives you an appreciation for your life, instead of a vacation from it. Now every time I see a useless feature on my phone, I’m going to remember this and giggle. Why do you think Seinfeld was so successful? It’s because it pointed out the humor in the things we do every day and that gave people the ability to appreciate the humor in their daily lives. You may laugh harder at something you’ve never seen before, but when it’s something you encounter all the time, you can relate and in addition to having a personal connection with the joke, you also get to relive it every time you run into the situation. It’s that “gift that keeps on giving” crap. Enjoy it.
If thinking about this graph in any way makes you giggle…. you… neet to get out more or something.
There’s plenty of things in life that are ACTUALLY funny… Try to experience them instead of wasting your time trying to extract joy from something banal.
Does the newest coolest hand jesture of congratulations.
High five?
Hmm, I could really use a laugh right now, but there’s nothing around that’s funny (especially not this graph).
Oh wait, here’s a bagel!
*stares at it pretending it looks like a sphincter*
HAHA!!!
–You must go through some kind of similar process to think this graph is funny.
I was agreeing with you…….but, I do like how you worked “sphincter” into a comment. Well played
I agree to some extent. The “Captain Obvious” graphs are always appreciated.
Saying that it’s cold inside my refrigerator isn’t funny. It should be something that makes you go “aha!” because you hadn’t really noticed it before. Seinfeld didn’t point out the “obvious”. He pointed out things that are or seem true that most people don’t observe.
Sofa king true. Except my brown dot would be the size of a pin prick. I use my cell phone to make and receive calls. Period. I need all those other features like an elephant needs roller skates. If I want to surf the net, I certainly don’t want to do it on a 2-inch screen. If I want to take a picture, I certainly don’t want to take it with the crapass camera that’s on a phone that’s been beating around in my pocket for months. If I want to store and play music, that’s what an iPod is for.
I don’t think you understand how this type of graph works
lol, features??? my phone doesn’t even have a calculator…and the only thing I can think of that notepad is for would be to practice texting, since you can’t save or send….effin motorola….
Did the person who posted this realise that graphjams are supposed to be humorous?
My heart broke the day my Lego block style phone died.
True. And the older one gets, the smaller the little circle.
Hey I make phone calls on mine and sometimes text and I’ve taken a couple of pictures! About 1/50th of actual programming content.
It may have been mentioned here already but I would have liked to see a “Features I Want” circle. We all know where that would go.
thanks…:)
that was real thinking of people around the world before buy a cell phone.