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  1. crazykitteh says:

    Chuck Norris could use my pets to kill me? Wow.

    • scott says:

      You would be suprised with what Chuck Norris can kill you with.

    • nupanick says:

      I think there’s a mistake in this graph. The diagram states that chuck norris could kill you with anything found in your living room EXCEPT pets, pet stuff, people, furniture, electronics, and other objects. That “other objects” category should include everything else, meaning that the set “things in a living room that chuck norris could use to kill you” is EMPTY according to this graph. This is clearly a mistake, and I suggest the following corrections. First, to achieve the desired effect, “Other Objects” should go where “Things Chuck Norris could use to kill you” is now. Then, a new bubble should be created around the ENTIRE GRAPH, leading to the following hierarchy:

      Things Chuck Norris could use to kill you > things in a living room > various objects.

      But even that’s not right, because some people aren’t in the living room, but Chuck Norris could still use them to kill you.

      The joke is good, but the graph is all wrong and the funny was lost on me because my first reaction was “But Chuck Norris CAN kill people with electronics!”

      I have created a “Proper use of Venn Diagrams” version of this joke here:
      http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3168473

    • harry says:

      he could use the room itself

  2. nick says:

    IT ISN’T F$&KING FUNNY. STOP IT.

  3. //JR says:

    NICE!

    Nick hasn’t been around the interwebs long if he doesn’t “get it”

    *Counts to infinity. Twice* – Chuck Norris

  4. Firefalcon says:

    Are you suggesting that Chuck Norris would need a weapon?

  5. fubuki says:

    Wow, this is the most awe–ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  6. tehwang says:

    This belongs in 2006.

  7. qman says:

    XD I loled

  8. misof says:

    The list of items most definitely misses “the living room”.

  9. Mike says:

    I’m sorry, but outdated internet memes do not make a good basis for a graph.

    Fucks sake.

    • Literal says:

      Mike, Mike. Chill! Someday, everybody discovers the awesomeness that is Chuck Norris. Don’t ‘dis the younger generation for figuring out what we already know …

  10. FacialTurd says:

    Could Chuck kill me with Air?

    • NoOneInteresting says:

      According to what he can use to kill people in the jokes, he could kill you with a single molecule or atom of anything in the atmosphere; they just haven’t figured out a way to make that “funny” yet.

  11. lolMiel says:

    I think “pet stuff” should encompass more of the things in this graph.

  12. faetal says:

    Why all the Norris hate? It’s not necessary… nevermind that it’s hazardous to your health… >.>

  13. Ninja says:

    Ninja can make weapon out of anything. That includes your own nose.

  14. Anonymoose says:

    Chuck Norris jokes are pretty last year.

  15. mallam says:

    Chuck Norris jokes are way out dated. But what do you expect from teenagers. Get some new jokes.

  16. //JR says:

    Wow, a lot of butthurt people here on graphjam…..

    Did I miss a memo or something? You people are worse than hardcore/metal kids….

  17. Ant says:

    There should be a little bit of overlap between the “People” and “Pets” sets.

  18. Freerefill says:

    I think the set of things that Chuck Norris could kill you with is wrong. It should encompass the entire graph, and be provided with a footnote that the graph extends beyond the confines of the individuals monitor, but was reduced for the sake of this website.

    Also, it should note that the footnote itself is included in the set.

  19. Theresa says:

    Should be things Jack Bauer can use to kill you! :P

    hehee

  20. McClurg says:

    Surely this implies Chuck Norris could use yourself to kill you..?

  21. pete or pete says:

    a) chuck norris is always funny.
    b) last year is funny.
    c) chuck norris being “last year” is even funnier.
    d) op forgot a circled labelled “you.”

  22. Sussy says:

    I saw Chuck Norris in the Dixie Chicken in College Station, TX.

    He’s a pretty cool guy.

  23. Juice says:

    Chuck Norris sued the guy responsible for chucknorrisfacts. The alternative site f*cknorrisfacts is much funnier.

  24. that guy says:

    All thse jokes were for vin disel first

  25. chuck in training says:

    chuck norris’s favorite facts

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
    Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
    Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
    Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
    There is no chin behind Chuck Norrisโ€™ beard. There is only another fist.
    When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnโ€™t lifting himself up, heโ€™s pushing the Earth down.
    Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
    Chuck Norrisโ€™ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
    Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
    Chuck Norris doesnโ€™t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
    Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
    Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
    Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

  26. helmut says:

    cuck norris needs nothing!!!


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