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haha exactly.
Sooo true…. It is even better than Microsoft Word sometimes.
Also pwning on bbs.
So your saying I wasn’t the first to use google that way?
*you’re ;P
Proofreading fail
should’ve googled it first.
hehehe, I thought exactly the same…
You forgot using it as a calculator XD
YES!
http://www.google.com/search?q=(diameter+of+Jupiter+%2F+c)+in+nanoseconds&btnG=Search
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=12+bushels+per+joule+in+cubic+rods+per+(1+nanogram*c^2)&btnG=Search
*weeps*
SO true, tragically true. D:
Love the color choices, lol.
100%!
Why are porn and useful information considered two different things?
*applauds reponse*
I agree, porn has plenty of practical application.
“I didn’t know anyone was that flexible”
“Cucumbers? Really?”
That kind of useful information?
Wait… there’s useful information on the internet?
Where?
Definitely no useful information here…. but it’s funny so who cares???
: )
How is porn useful?! PERVERT!
Obviously whoever made this uses a crappy browser (i.e. any version of Internet Explorer).
Firefox doesn’t require the full address of a Web site to be typed into the address bar to get you to the right place. It also checks your spelling as you type.
Firefox for the win!
Opera > Firefox
Chrome > Opera + Firefox
nope, sorry boss. chrome’s got a way to go. firefox wins.
CHROME CHROME CHROME!!!!!!
Internet Explorer – Good for viruses
Firefox – Good for speed, safety, and cool add-ons
Google Chrome – Speed, speed, SPEED
Opera – No purpose
I prefer Firefox, because of add-ons like Adblock Plus
You forgot Safari – when you can’t have Chrome
Does Firefox fill in your sense of humor, too?
WIN
just wot i thought!
Psst. Safari does this also (erm, don’t have to type the full address).
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Macs rule!!!
You can use Safari with a PC, too. And the “favorite” button for the LOLs is now working.
AAnd… Safari has private browsing. Best. Idea. Ever.
Your reply is full of fail.
Firstly, if you don’t type in .com in Explorer, it searches some crappy msn search.
Secondly, if you don’t type in .com in Firefox, guess what it does: SEARCHES GOOGLE. It’s essentially like searching google with “I feel lucky”
“searches some crappy msn search”
Wow, a post of ignorance – Why am I not surprised?
First of all, it’s Live Search, not MSN Search. Get at least that part right. If crappy means nailing most web searches down, offering a much better image and video search, then I’d gladly pick “crappy”.
Actually, when you just type in the website name without .com, it just uses the google “I’m feeling lucky” feature to get the website.
IE8 is awesome! The Web Slices and Accelerators are great, and the visual search is pretty nifty. It’s very secure since IE7, and if you get viruses, you’re probably gullible to attacks, or you really hit up the wrong sites.
You guy need to try new things sometimes.
Also, most decent browsers allow:
foo [ctrl-enter] –> http://www.foo.com
I may get Chrome, just to check it out. Firefox is nice, but I tend to slow it down with too many add-ons.
Umm… take off the addons? FF is my best buddy ever :3
They forgot googlewack
*pouts*
it’s nice to see an actual funny one here that dosen’t amount to a “shucks well that’s just my luck” joke
Exactly! I’m sick of all these Murphy’s Law graphs.
Uhh, chance the light will turn red.. when I’m 1 mile away.. no.. when I’m RIGHT THERE AT IT!! OH MAN LOLOLOLZZ~!!
I think the missing option is “Trying to Win Internet Argument.”
That is clearly my biggest use of Google. Also new word:
v. bamgoogled 1. finding and linking a source during an internet argument via Google that actually does not support your position but rather supports your opponent’s.
OMG that’s hilarious! I’d like to add “Schoogling” (past tense Schoogled): using Google to prove your point in an argument and subsequently schooling your opponent. Like the time my ex told me that electrical tape was silver and duct tape was black and then told me “You just ALWAYS have to be right don’t you?!?!”. I schoogled him with 40 printouts of Google Images, thrown in his face. Thanks Google! =)
Aren’t all the slices the same thing as looking for pr0n?
You aren’t very good at spelling, are you?
Try typing the word into Google. Hint: It’s a purposeful misspelling.
While you’re at it, do another search for “fail.”
maybe you should try one yourself
He forgot a slice for GraphJam.
Still, very much a win.
Also, to pwn som a**hole on a political wing-nut site.
Not that I’d ever do that …
*furtive glances left and right*
SO TRUE!!!
Haha. I’m glad I’m not the only one who does this.
I have never once used google for spell checking. This needs to be put on failblog because it is a fail.
This too
“I never use google for spell check, therefore, no one else does!”
GrapJam ≠ only for you
So… just because YOU personally have NEVER done something means that it’s NEVER been done?
You’re a Fail!
fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail … ∞ (infinity)
Red and Green are mixed up
No, they just all need to be green.
Hahah.
So completely true!
Also guilty of using Google Spellchecker ™.
*Not so timidly raises hand* I’ve been known to do it myself
I work for the internets, and I can assure you the green section is actually much larger.
Someone is seriously over-estimating the use of proper spelling on the internets.
I dunno…Google is really not the best way to find porn…
Still haven’t found how to remove the safe search setting, I see.
lol yea, that trick is for little 12 year olds that don’t care about viruses, or have a mac and don’t take advantage of the only good use for it!
aww lol, just the porn doesnt applies to me anymore. i just get black ampute toilet porn. yes it does exist!
yes it does! and it rocks!
quote
Rule #34 of the Internet: “If you can imagine it, there is porn of it.”
unquote
I don’t think you actually have to say “quote-unquote” if you actually CAN type in the quotation marks.
BTW I used google to see if I spelled “actually” right.
appearantly this graph shows a fact. supposedly google’s traffic doubled after they introduced the “did you mean” feature
YES! WIN!
For all you n00bs out there who are actually too lazy to type .com you do know CTRL + ENTER puts .com on the end.
O.O
how do they know???
WHO IS STALKING ME!???
amen
haha the .com one is perfect
I found this page using google…there should be a “finding funny stuff” on that chart
Where’s “Finding illegal downloads”?
Oh yesh, je suis d’accord. That has gotta be popular…
if you don’t want to type in the .com part just type i.e. google and press ctrl + enter, it will automatically add www. and .com
Friendly tip from the 4RCHON community
exactly what I was gonna say
I like porn
MMmmmm porn
I also like porn, wanna hook up?
To do what, watch porn?
Yeah, and eat sandwiches and talk about baked beans
Baked bean porn?
Never mind dude, you’re a bit weird for me.
lol…so true.
lolololol. and i thought i was the only one who did this!
i also use it as a dictionary and calculator(:
lol
This seems to actually have checked my google usage history to generate that chart
This person was putting in NASTY messages saying : Ni66ers DX and he is making a bunch of people PISSED OFF!
how do they knoooow?
I’d change the red part to finding porn and the green part to Checking spelling xD
my computer actually spell-checks pretty much everything that I type… and I tend to use Spotlight as a calculator!
Hilarious. And here I thought I was the only one. Sure is beautiful how a nation can bond over spell-checking on google.
seeing this graph made me smile.
reading all the comments about the graph made me LOL!!!
don’t forget definitions… good old “define: ___________” i rock it daily.
i know somebody named leslie lee!!
i use google mostly for the dictionary…….and because i’m to lazy to type in com
Hm… very inaccurate.
Yeah, I definitely think that porn would cover AT LEAST half of it, probably more, though.
Funny all the same
LOl wow this is soooo true !!!
In Google colours as well! Good job.
i know somebody named leslie lee!!
seriously? spell checking? wow, you people are stupid.
HAHA, how brilliant. What about searching for non-useful information?
thanks
You should have added ´typing your own name´
or ´trying to break break the internet´
PS: I used google to check the spelling before I posted this comment